100 things about me!!

1. Name: Caoimhe
2. Nicknames: Ribina, Wednesday (their oldie's), Minx, Walsh, Walshie, C and more recently Fear (cheers Kim!)
3. Birthday: 14th of Feb ----- F**k St. Valentine!
4. Place of Birth: Limerick sham
5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarious
6. Male or female: Female
7. Grade: Nearly finished my masters... anyone fancy writing my thesis?!! i'll pay good...
8. School: Pill Hill
9. Occupation: Full time tax dodging student
10. Residence: Limerick
11. MSN Screen Name: Vodkandwhiteplease

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Dark Brown
13. Hair Length: Long
14. Eye colour: Hazel
15 Weight: I've been slimmer!!
16. Height: 5ft f**k all
17. Braces? Nope
18. Glasses? Only sunglasses
19. Piercings: Ears
20. Tattoos: One
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty, i'm normal

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Karls... awww
23. First Award: Well first there was the oscar...
24. First Sport You Joined: Tennis, first and last!
25. First pet: Frosty, like the dulux dog! sooo friggin cute!
26. First Real Vacation: Africa, too young to remember tho
27. First Concert: Bosco! how cool was i?!!!
28. First Love: Frosty the dog of course

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Anything by Tim Burton, oh and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zuissou and Napoleon Dynamite.
30. TV programme: Sex and the city always! Although shameless is pretty up there too!
31. Colour: I'm an artist i luv all colours equally
32. Rapper: Can't poss pick just one!
33. Band: Snowpatrol or Radiohead normally but at d mo Kings of Leon
34. Song Right Now: On call
35. Friend: Love them all the same
36. Sweet: The box of Butlers i'm still trying to munch through since easter!
37. Sport to Play: Drinking games
38. Restaurant: San Lorenzo
39. Favourite brand: Dior dahling
40. Store: I don't like to discriminate
41. School Subject: Art
42. Animal: Mills my pooch
43. Book: Wicked
44. Magazine: Anything trashy
45. Shoes: Army heels that nearly took my foot off last summer! Amazing tho!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Pissed off i'm stuck in a library away from the sun
47. Hate: College
48. Have a crush: Ya
49. Eating: Nothing
50. Drinking: Water
51. Typing: This blog thing
52. Online? Yes
53. Listening To: Loud annoying bitch munchin beside me, forgot my headphones
54. Thinking About: Kilkee this wkend!!!
55. Wanting To: Sleep
56. Watching: The screen of my laptop
57. Wearing: Jeans, jumper

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? No, No and No!
59. Want to be married? Sure... on the conditions that john galliano designs the dress nd james morrison plays the reception!
60. Careers in Mind: Socialite... if not that, then something in the arts
61. Where do you want to live: Anywhere but here
62. Car: Something chauffeur driven...

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Dark
64. Hair length: Either a little too long or shaved
65. Eye colour: Brown or really blue
66. Measurments: Well....
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: Both please
69. Hugs or Kisses: Same as above
70. Short or Tall: Tall-ish... not too big, I am a midget after all!
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneously rosemantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: In between please
74. Sensitive or Loud: Bit of both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Both have their good sides!!
76. Sweet or Caring: Both but be a man please!!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker!!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: Yes
80. Smoked: Yes
81. Ran Away From Home: No..i was normal
82. Broken a bone: Nope, indestructable me!
83. Got an X-ray: Don't think so
84. Been with someone: Emmmm ya!
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Yes... sorry!
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes...
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes of course
88. Cried At School: Can't remember, probably

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Nope
90.

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Word of wisdom
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better": this will keep her on her toes. And girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or, if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be". repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

7. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

8. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

9. warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

12. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

13. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

14. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

15. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say no she's not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

16. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

17. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

18. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

19. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

20. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

21. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny.