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yeahh so i saw the elephants flying and the monkeys on the bonjos before but whats that matter to yo

Me, Myself, and I

yA wHITE fUCK, dICK mASTER, cOCK sUCKIN', dONKEY fUCKIN', mONKEY rAPIN', rACIST sON bTICH

awesome and so true

ωнσ ∂σ уσυ тυяη тσ ωнєη тнє σηℓу ρєяѕση ωнσ ¢αη ѕтσρ уσυя ¢яуιηg ιѕ тнє σηє ωнσ мα∂є уσυ ¢яу?

funny joke

one day, a guy was on a business trip at florida

he saw a hooker and asked for a hand job

the hooker said, " for 100 bucks "

the guy said, " wow, 100 bucks is a lot for a handjob "

the hooker pointed to her lamburgini, "you see that. i made that from giving hand jobs "

the guy gave her the money and recieved the best hand job he ever had

the next week, the man saw the hooker again.

he asked her, " how much for a blow job? "

the hooker answered, " $200 "

the man replied, " wow $200 is a lot "

the hooker pointed to her yacht and said,

" you see that yacht? i paid for that with blow jobs. "

the man payed the hooker and recieved the best blow job he ever had.

a week later, the man saw the hooker another time and asked to have sex

the hooker pointed to an island and said,

"you see that island? i could afford that if i had a pussy. "

my musix

im too lazy to write it all. a lot of those emo songs tho. and a lot of those funny sonngs. such as down with the sickness and disturbed (for EMOOOO) and jamie kennedy and toybox (for funny make NO senseee)

i saw dis poem and i thought "dammmmmn this happen

I stared into your beautiful brown eyes,
I felt the blood rushing throughout my lip.
And as I brush the hair out of your face-rise,
I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek,
as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat wise.

As you run your hands through my body heat
You lean towards mine,
I breathe you in.
And when our eyes close, our lips meet.

Our kiss is soft and wet,
smooth and warm,
sensuous and passionate.

We stop for our first kiss inside I begin to shake
Our kiss, it seems so natural somehow, I know you’re mine to take!
This moment between us it’s surreal and we realize our desires the key!
You touch me on my chest and I realize the passion you stir in me.
We hold each other and you kiss me again as we ponder what a wonder fully exciting night this will be.
The kiss hits our whole bodies like a tidal wave.
We both feel all of our emotion no nice;
it’s a feeling to become the love’s slave.
As we pull away, you look into my eyes
and I look into yours

things i lovvvvve

absolutley nothing life is nothing. HAHA I FELT LIKE SAYING THAT AND I DIDD!!!!

nasaaa

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

stuff

Once upon a time, there was a tavern
Where we used to raise a glass or two
Remember how we laughed away the hours,
Think of all the great things we would do

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they’d never end
We’d sing and dance forever and a day
We’d live the life we’d choose
We’d fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way




ฬคภภค кภ๏ฬ ค รєςгєt??? tђє ๒єรt รєςгєt ค๒๏ยt รєςгєtร เร รєςгєtlץ tєllเภﻮ ร๏๓є๏ภє ץ๏ยг รєςгєt tђєгє๒ץ ภ๏ l๏ภﻮєг ๓คкเภﻮ เt ค รєςгєt คภ๔ ค๔๔เภﻮ ค รєςгєt t๏ ץ๏ยг รєςгєt ς๏llєςtเ๏ภ ๏Ŧ รєςгєtร, รєςгєtlץ.
spongebob <3

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