the first rule is you do not talk about showvying

the second rule is you do not talk about showvying !

the third rule....they are showvyable unless above 40% body fat

the fourth rule : if ur drinking u have to showvy

the fifth rule: to showvy u must be partially or fully horgan

the sixth rule: all ''Brothers of the Showvy'' must stick together under all circumstances

the seventh rule: only a fullbread showvy, G included may rank u under the showvy code,2009.

Iv done it all, got drunk, did witchcraft, watched porn. u name it - Gods spokesman

failure comes in cants,bavaria comes in cans

can i go to the toilet?no can you

Im Like A Five Year Old I Wanna Get Mouldy

can i get a drink im starving

i live my life day by day,can of butane by can of butane

craig doesnt get hungover,hungovered gets craig

ben,can you make us some glasses of water there please

One stray boomerang and we coulda been killed

i cant believe im laughin in 1 of them all i remember is pure fear(ben)

remember everyone is not a horgan therefore they make mistakes

''i find it hard to make friends with girls like that . people that think der shit hot like. some people lick there asses . i just mock them . i guess thats why im not gettin as much ass "- billy horgan

But dinny didnt you bate a girl before?
ya,but she could fight like a man!!!

if ur not perfect, just copy a horgan

2 blues dont make a red

Your sober thats why youre confused

I guarantee if i get with her shell be nothing but a spunkbucket...

i hate the idea of having feet i want nothing to do with them.

How are you keeping? im not keeping

I dont like that about ye horgans, yere very smart

Bill your the shallowest person i know

Orla: I hope you get food positioning

I stink of girls

I texted katie today, Says wat ya do 4da day, she sed went to the doctor and i asked 4 wat.. found out im pregnant...wat kinda ppl are we dealin wit????

Fuck off!! Your gaey!!!!!

she is easy,not something worth working for

1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....