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- "I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. . . . That can keep me awake for days..”.....billy connolly
Out in the big bad world now working as a vet in South Australia......loving it!! - Stuff i like.....
- the great outdoors, music, laughing so hard i fall over or cry, bopping around like a lunatic on the dancefloor, weekend lie-ins and the odd duvet day, cuddles, chilling with friends, strawberries, mad nights out and quiet nights in and of course that early morning run that wakes me up before work!!
- Stuff i'm not liking....
- hangovers (the painnnn!!) rain and leaky shoes, something i've become all too familiar with(not anymore heehee!!), flies(fuckin millions of them), being too tired to function, sore feet, feeling cold, wet and miserable!
- Sports
- admittedly i have a tendency to enjoy wrestling domestic animals.... anything that gets ya moving really, (especially when the sun is shining), horse riding and more recently kickboxing.....and being thrown into the murray river off fast moving objects???
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- many things ......
- Oz.....
- .........loving it!!!
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The random dictionary of jen....FACT
Aisling: Aisling is a very snakey girl. one who enjoys dancing and snake all the time.
Couching distance: The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.
Dick flick: The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.
Drunk catcher: An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness.
Five second rule: An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.
jennifering: To annoy, pester, or badger in a violent manner. Usually accompanied with anger.
Meh: Indifference; to be used when one simply does not care.
Puzzle butt: the crack in a monopoly board.
scandilarious: a scandalous joke that is almost humourous
Scanlon: 1. To extend the truth beyond any conceivable belief.
2. To consume 10 times the natural healthy limit of takeaway food.
Testiculate: To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.2 Comments 897 days
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Billy Connolly Rant.... true, true man
Things I hate about everybody....
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I
point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?
4. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser,
I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
6. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
7. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do
that's longer
8. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what
they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
9. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
10. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
11. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand
you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are
ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger
gets blank
looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking
McTosser.
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spring clean
was doing a spring clean on the bebo page and ended up deleting all my comments and blog......in case you were wondering.....aisling
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2 weeks ago
Gemma
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Jen
Happy Birthday to you
Hope you have a great day 2moro Jen
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12 weeks ago
Carol Vardaro
Hello dear! great hearing from ya!!! oh hope ur nite on call wasnt too busy!!! awww so glad everything so well over there for ya, u sound really settled, its fab!!!! omg bet u cant wait for teenage puppy phase to end, they so funny!!!!!! hope little echidna is feeling better!! god u shud come back ere and set up and exotics hospital, u are fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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14 weeks ago
Carol Vardaro
Heya Jen! hows everything going in Oz!!! cant believe it a whole year now since i headed over!!!! time jus flyin!! bet da koalas an kangaroos dont seem exotic anymore!!!! hope its all goin fab 4 ya!!!
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23 weeks ago
Karl Scanlon
I dunno when I returned your call their as a very austrailian sounding yet slightly irsh accent on the voicemail over a month ago.
The irish dog won't be happy have you neutered the poor bastard yet?, that might be why he's howling?.
No craic at the moment, what can I say I'm a boring person
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Karl Scanlon25 weeks ago
Nah not dissappointed, have this picture in my head of you going around dressed as Steve Irwin wrestling crocs........
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31 weeks ago
Aoife
Aw sounds like your having a blast! What part are you in? All is gud here, only 6 weeks now till the summer holidays and don't know what i'm gonna do with myself once they come!
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Kayte Gamble36 weeks agoHi hun, how are things? God your homepage is looking very fancy! Hows work? Mail me some goss! love love love!
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41 weeks ago
Gemma
Hi ye Jen how are you getting on? Happy 2009
any news with you? all is quiet in Ireland... did you come home for Christmas or the new year? how are you getting on with your job Dr. Jen there is nothing major happening at home just lots and lots of snow - couldnt get to work one day last week hope you're having a ball of a time out there talk to you soon and take care
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Robert O Hanlon42 weeks ago
Go on add the comment, you know you want to
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46 weeks ago
Aisling Feeney
thats ages!!!!
! well hopefully i'll be going travelling sometime in the next couple of years so i'll have to swing by adelaide... have to find a real job and save some money though 
in the meantime we'll just have to make do wiith bebo...........
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46 weeks ago
Aisling Feeney
hey how was your christmas and new year? any news for me? when you gonna come visit?? my first 3 exams are in less than 2 weeks!!!
can't wait til they're all over!! i think i'm starting to suffer from alcohol deprivation
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47 weeks ago
Kayte Gamble
hey lady! Sorry I missed your calls. Didnt recognise the number at first then I copped who it was! Phone is acting up at the mo, doesnt always ring. I only know one person with such a long number!
How are things? New Years sounds fun, itl be nice for you to get a break from work! Take some pics! Merry Xmas to you too, and a Happy New Year!
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47 weeks ago
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Deirdre Fowley47 weeks agoHey. How are you? Hows Australia goin? Happy Christmas!x
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48 weeks ago
Kayte Gamble
Well hello young lady yourself? Hows the sun treating you? You're not coming home for christmas this year are ya?
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48 weeks ago via Mobile
Philip Kelly
Happy xmas 2 u aswell how its all going at the other side of the planet and will u tell the sun 2 visit Ireland its feicing freezing here
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Mark Healy49 weeks agoJesus if thats all thats wrong with you, theres fear of you : )
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49 weeks ago
Jennifer Scanlon I now pronounce you.... A VET!!!! (or whatever they say at graduations
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Aisling Feeney 0 Replyspoor kitten
hope he gets better (didnt know what colour he is)
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