I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
For no one can fill those of your needs
That you don't let show

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
If you just call me

So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
We all need somebody to lean on

Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

Lean on me...

Advanced leaders was a really hard, course, we had absolutely no down time, ok I lie it wasnt that bad. Otherwise I wouldnt have been able to write these literary masterpieces!

THE CADET STAFF
The cadet staff fill an interesting boat
With Ma'tafa in there will they keep afloat?
Tasker always brings out the "Big Guns"
quite impressive for such a little one
Campbell redefines the term mighty mouse
and boy does she run a strict house!
Crawshaw has the stare down pat
and if you go outside be sure to wear your hat!
Ma'tafa would like corporal punishment back
then he can utilise his fishslice, stick or bat.
All in all they make an interesting bunch,
if only we could say the same about lunch!

Composed by me, Liesje, so If you theive it you best be putting my name at the bottom


That was the short one, this next one gets down to business.



SQN LDR SINCLAIRS VIEW OF ADVANCED LEADERS 2008

Advanced Leaders 2008
Oh boy, oh gee, oh great!
I am number one, to that there will be no debate.
Yup, thats me I am the man.
Why? you say, BECAUSE I AM!
Ill treat them mean and keep them keen
and yes their barracks will be clean!
Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir,
Can I go and do some drill sir?
Can I interupt you? I have a story...

I know my stuff I know Im tough
Five hours sleep, thats not rough.
NO! 20 times in NOT enough!
Lessons WILL be fun
They are required to know everything under the sun.
Mr Siakafilo did your arm just lift?
I am right you are wrong, catch my drift?
On my course you have no rank
for that you have me to thank.
Can I interupt you? I have a story...

In my other uniform I am a cop,
you should see THOSE sergents hop!
Do something wrong you will be accused
Mr O'Hara I am NOT amused!
I am not impatient, I just refuse to wait
So dont you dare be late!
Mr Martin care to expand?
Siakafilo watch that hand!
Miss Connor can you size the flight?
The command is "BY THE RIGHT"
Can I interupt you I have a story...

You will strive for excellence.
Remember each choice has its very own consequence.
Mr Thompson did the palm tree say hello?
No? Go and introduce yourself to the fence!
Bad habits? Your not to blame,
Whats your unit commanders name?
Im full of humour, fun and wit
Somewhere in the world you have deprived a village of its idiot.
Holey snapping duckshit!
Grown men crying, noe a pretty sight
Captain Devon can you get the light?
Can I interupt you? I have a story....

Dont look around!
Stand straight, stand proud!
Can you make it LOUD?
Plt Off Rowe with Culliford in tow
sort out their drill, thats your number one skill.
I know my team, strengths and weaknesses
I'll work you hard, just ask my neices!
Can I interupt you? I have a story...

This happy story has a sad end
The course came and went
And my commander days are all but spent
Its my last post
So next year, find another host.
But never fear!
Your Units in trouble? I will be there on the double.
So thank you al for such a great time
And remember, KEEP IT IN LINE!!

Do I see a hand?
Oh goody now I get to reprimand!
Do they persist?
Miss Connor what kind of disrespect is this?
Do you have no integrity, respect or honour?
I was in the middle of my farewell.
Well? Go on, do tell

What I have to say sir, you will want to hear.
To you from us sir,
We all know your'e a big teddy bear!!


Liesje Connor