Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Danny needs a quiet home where he will get lots of love and attention.

*Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Danny looks like a short-haired Spicolli from 'Fast Times.

Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
Danny likes music.

*Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Danny says we gotta go.

*Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Danny wants to be a girl!

*Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Danny does duluth.

*Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Danny hates paparazzi.

*Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Danny Goes Solo.

*Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Danny loves Lydia! Well, he did back when they were teenagers and we have proof!

Are you ready for some ACTUAL questions; questions that teenagers actually go through?
Ive nothing better planned like.

Do you know what love is?
Perhaps..

Do you think parents are too hard on kids now a days?
Not hard enough, My mother broke wooden spoons off my ass. Kids need more of that these days.

Honestly, what is the one thing you need more than ANYTHING right now?
Sleep.

Do you wish you had more money?
Lolz, sure it never hurts.

Do you like to go out in the rain?
Only if Im butt naked, I dont really like wet clothes but rain is good.

Do you ever wish you could just go to sleep & never wake up?
Only when Im really itchy.

Do you want to have any children? If so, how many?
Yups, 2 or 3.

Is there someone you just CANNOT stand?
A couple of slimy weirdos from the academy...

Two years ago, were you the same person as you are now?
Same, only with a bit less money and a bit more anarchy.

Do you think you'll ACTUALLY live a happy life with somebody?
God I hope so.

What's the reason your in the mood that your in now?
Next Friday is gonna be thee best drunken night of my life, so Im pretty chipper.

Jacob Black or Edward Cullen?
Cullens a mans man.

How many piercings have you had in your life?
5

Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
A few times like.

Is there one person you want to be with right now?
Depends I guess.

Do you have a problem with bisexual, gay, or bicurious people?
Yes, they disgust me.

When was the last time you were sunburned?
Download 09 I was a very tanned male.

Where are your biological parents right now?
Well... mother is in bed, and to avoid peoples disgust we shall simply say father is in a wooden box..

Do you use hearts like this >>> <3
I do.

Is there anything wrong with you right now?
I have an itch.

Do you plan on getting your hair cut anytime soon?
Next month, and then the following month, and so on.

Have you recently pulled a muscle?
Possibly in my leg earlier.

Do you use smiley faces a lot when you type?
I try not to, but I do all the time.

What were you doing at 2 am?
Watching Transformers 2.

Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
Yes, silver leggins and nothing else, I would really enjoy that.

Ready for kids?
Not yet.

What's one thing you do when you're mad?
Think.

Do you like where you live?
Close to the forest so yes.

How often do you lose your voice?
Only after I saw slipknot.

How's your sister?
Pretending to be sick so that she can skive school for a 3rd day in a row.

Does anyone like you?
I hope so, it would suck to think nobody likes me.

Do you trust all of your friends?
My close friends? Yes, thats why they are there.

Did you and your mum ever have a big fight that caused you to move out?
I ran away a few times, and got kicked out a couple.

Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house?
No.

Did they stay the night?
They havent been.

Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better?
yesterday was better, but today was still great.

The upcoming weekend, have you got plans?
B.O.Y gig, I could have gone to see Bew*tched in the Kremlin but I agreed to go see Buroz. I regret it... Only Joking!!

Does your brother/sister have a bf/gf? If so, how long have they been together?
If she does and I find out.... I wonder can he hold his breath...

How about you, do you have a bf/gf?
Nope, Im a single male seeking similar... not!!

Would you ever date someone who was absolutely gorgeous but thought they were better than everyone else?
Hmm like dating myself? Oj, sure.

What about the other way around; they had an amazing personality but weren't that great in the looks department?
Probably.

Did you have a good night last night?
Oh yes!

So do you have a best friend?
Yes.

Where do you think he/she is atm?
Bed.

Let's say your best friend or closest friend kissed the last person you kissed?

if you get over 50, you're a bad influence.

1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs
TOTAL: 9


1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. lied to your parents
4. lied to a friend
5. snuck out of the house
6. done something illegal
7. cut yourself
8. hurt someone
9. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die
TOTAL: 10

1. missed curfew
2. stayed out all night
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. been to a therapist
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair
7. received a ticket
8. been in a car accident
9. been to a club
10. been to a bar
T0TAL: 8

1. been to a wild party
2. seen the Mardi Gras
3. drank more than four beers in a night
4. had a spring break in Florida
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm band
8. wore t-shirts with band names
9. listen to rap
10. own a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 7

1. dressed gothic
2. dressed prep
3. dressed punk
4. dressed grunge
5. stole something
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out
8. fainted
9. had a crush on your neighbour
10. had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 10

1. snuck into someone else's room
2. had a crush on your best friend
3. been to a concert
4. humped someone
5. been called a slut
6. called someone a slut
7. installed speakers in your car
8. broken a mirror
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 9

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. seen an R-rated movie
3. cruised the mall
4. skipped school
5. had surgery
6. had an injury
7. gone to court
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying
9. caught something on fire
10. lied about your age
TOTAL: 8

1. owned an apartment
2. broke the law in the police's presence
3. cheated with someone
4. got in trouble with the police
5. talked to a stranger
6. hugged a stranger
7. kissed a stranger
8. rode in the car with a stranger
9. harrassed sumbody
10. verbally harrassed
TOTAL: 9

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight
5. been to a fair
6. been called a bad influence
7. drink and drive
8. prank-called someone
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. been cheated on
TOTAL: 9

1. cheated on homework
2. held hands with someone of the same sex
3. been pushed into a pool
4. played pool
5. watched 5 hours of MTV straight
6. had a crush on someone 5 years older than you
7. had a crush on someone younger than you
8. worn eyeliner
9. skinny-dipped
10. laughed at a retarded person in a wheelchair
TOTAL: 10

TOTAL - 89? that doesnt sound right.. recount?