A.k.a = Also Known As..
Aye, Yh, Yeap, Yee, = Yes
Naw, Nut, Nowt, noh = No
Wit, Wat, Whit, Wht, = What?
BRB, = Be Right Back
WB, = Welcome Back / Write Back
Asl? = Age, Sex, Location
Wdc? = Whats Da Crack?
Yupto? = What You UpTo?
Lol = Laugh Out Loud
Lm(f)ao = Laughing My (fuc*in) Ass Off
Gawn = Going
Dain, Dun = Doing
Geez = Give
Sumthin, Suhin, Suttin = Something
Omg = Ooh My God =O
Ken, Knw, khen, = Know
Ttly, Ttl, = Totaly
Kk, Kooshty, Kwl = Cool
Wkd = Wicked
Snd = Sound
Tae Ta = To
Ma, Moi = My
Oan = On
Eh, Da = The
Asap = As Soon As Possible
Kin, Cn = Can
Nw, Nooooo = Now
Owa, hwa = How Are
U, Yuu, Yhu, Yoo, Yhuu, = You
Wuu2? = What You UpTo?
Wtf? = What The Fu*k
Tis Ihts = It's
Wubu2? = What You Been UpTo?
Thankoo, Tar, Tah, = Thank's
Gd, Gud, Gid = Good
What's Frizzling = What's Happening
ttyl = talk to you later
wbu? = what abou u?
CBA = Can't be assed
Alias = screen name/display name
Dp = Display Picture

[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my bf/gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] give me a piggyback ride?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Dance with me?
[_] Spank that ass?
[_] Help me with homework?
[_] Tickle me to death?
[_] Let me tickle you?
[_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] Carress my body?
[_] Play strip poker with me?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Instant message me?
[_] Greet me in public?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[_] think im fit?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_]think im weird
ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
[_]enemies?
AM i...
[_] sexy?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] Annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me

Do you prefer ily or i love you?
i love you.

honestly, is something wrong with you right now?
yeaaaa,,

is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you, not family?
yup

is there something you're looking forward to?
yesss

what time are you getting up tomorrow, and why?
8ish

what was the last movie you watched?
Dounno

has 2010 been good for you so far?
Goood n a bih a bad

how late did you stay up last night?
Boouu half 12issh

what are you looking forward to tomorrow?
eeh natin really

what was the last thing you put in your mouth?
pen

do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
no day'ed tell ever1

was last night terrible?
can't re-member

do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
yeaa

what are you doing, besides this survey?
natin

do you think anyone is thinking of you?
doubt it.

describe how you feel right now in one word?
cold.

are you scared of anything
death.

where is your next vacation?
Africa

do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
yeaaa,, buh 2nd chancee is enuf

were you happy when you woke up today?
yeah.

has someone ever told you they will love you forever?
yep. looks like forever doesn't last long

what are your plans for your next birthday?
dunnno ?

how many days until your next birthday?
um nottt muh

do you say sorry first?
dependsss

has anyone made you feel like crap lately for something you did?
yeah.

have you ever broke someone's heart?
mite ave dounno

do you think about anyone before you go to sleep?
if am textin dum lak prob

have you ever fell asleep in someones arms?
yeah

How many friends do you trust 100 percent?
lak 7 or 8

are you good at hiding your feelings?
noo

could you go out in public looking like you do now?
yeaaa!

will tomorrow be better then today?
hopefully

what's the weather like outside?
stuff

is your "best friend" truly your best friend?
yep.

what have you started to realize?
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8. Last person kissed: warren
7. Last beverage: cokee
6. Last phone call: so many dounno
5. Last text message: ger bear
4. Last CD played: usher OMG!
3. Last bubble bath : eh aages go, showerss
2. Last time you cried: wilee go
1. Last meal: 2hrss goo

EIGHT have you's:
8. Have you ever dated someone twice? Naah
6. Have you ever bought condoms? naah
5. Have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? Yessss
3. Have you ever lost someone? yeassssh
2. Have you ever been depressed? nah thaa far naw
1. Have you ever been drunk and thrown up? nope

SEVEN things you did in the past three days:
1. Went to college? no
2. Went to work? no
3. Been drunk: may-b
4. Slept: naw hi
5. Bitched about sumone ? yesh
6. made a new freind ? nawp

List TWO people you can tell pretty much anything to and who you trust
1. Karen
2. Torchia

List FOUR favourite colors...
a) hot pink
b) purple
c) blue
d) lello

SO FAR IN 10'
Been to College- no
Made a new friend - yep
Fallen out of love - yeah
Done something you swore never to do - yeah
Laughed until you cried - everyday
Went behind your parents back - yush
Met someone who changed your life - yupp
Gotten close to someone - yeahhhhhhhh
Found out who your true friends were ? yeaa