Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)
English-----Chinese
That's not right---------Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?---------Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP------------Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man------------Dum Fuk
Small Horse---------Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?--------Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table--------Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift--------Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here----------Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet---------Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone----------No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week--------Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight---------Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile-----------Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive----------Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great----------Fa Kin Su Pa

Mon the Johnny Smeaton

Ode to Johnny Smeaton - No translation for the English 5 days ago

Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day

When he saw a sicht that troubled

him
Far more that he could say

A fanatic muslim bar steward
Wiz doin what he'd planned

And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist

He thocht "a wumman driver"
Or at least someone half-pissed

But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand

But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's band

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel' on fire

And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire

Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray

A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here

For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear

Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck

So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F***


nicked from hazel,bless her wee cotton socks