I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw, I'm in the prime of my life.
Let's make some music, make some money, find some models for wives.
I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We've got the vision, now let's have some fun.
Yeah, it's overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We're fated to pretend
To pretend
We're fated to pretend
To pretend

I'll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I'll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I'll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I'll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone.

There's really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we'll get a divorce
We'll find some more models, everything must run it's course.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We're fated to pretend
To pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

everyone:all those bags arent gonna fit

me:whyd i bring so much drink

slinkys havin vodka for breakfast

laura: what the fuck would i do with a full chicken??

hibbit: may i bring it to all your attention- buck is in!

brineen: we're such bums

pass the sheep

hibbit: if youre not in extreme pain rite now i hate you

ivan: is that a bag of wine???


BIG BAG A WINE
BIG BAG A WINE
BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BAG A WINE

me nd brianeen: (to randomers)would you care for some buckfast from this petrol can we found over there???

slinky: we havent tied anyone down and inserted something in their anus yet

hibbit: i cant believe ivan missed everything

hibbit: i cant believe glen hansard didnt kill alan

brianeen found a bag of drugs

Glen hansard: (to civil defence guy) Jesus shteve ur some cracked cunt remember tha nite we went drinkin in galway, and after all them vodka nd red bulls ya went nd stole that helicopter ya cunt, jeesus we were locked and ya managed ta land it on the roof n all ya fucker, jesus ive no idea how ya did that, christ ur sum man

the lauras: we're real men cos we drink like men
30 mins later: the lauras r unconscious

has anybody seen charlie???

MARCO!!!

O GOD IM COMIN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone: sinne fianna fáil
atá faoi gheall ag Éireann
na na na na naaaaa
na ......na...
seo libh canaigh AMHRÁN NA BHFIANN!!

ivan: by lonely prison wa......(everyone else): SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

g.g.g.g.galway

me: i cant belive i carried lob that far

FUCKING RAGE!!!!!

i am iron man na na na a na na na na na na
has he lost his mind, can he see or is he blind

naggin: i am naggin hear me roar

brianeen:anybody wanna have sex with me????
ivan: i do
brianeen: anyone at all??
ivan: i do
brianeen: anyone that isnt ivan nd doesnt have a penis????

brianeen: ill build ur sister a conservatory....a fuckin conservatory!

ivan: i think we came too late
aisling: ur mammy came too late

me: when does the dance arena open? i need to take a shit

its a plastic shite

shocks: wow this is nearly as bad as the real roscommon

hib nd brianeen: somebody get the young lads more drink

slinky: ill need another drink some peanut butter one of those tin foil yokes and 2 sea turtles

laura: o my god slinky is me in the future

willie doyle shtyle

lob: hair of the dog anyone???

oxegen 09 here we come!

FRIDAY 11TH JULY 08:

Main Stage: Kings of Leon, Interpol, Editors, Paddy Casey, The Coronas and Amy Macdonald.

TheStage: Groove Armada, The Go! Team, Ben Folds, dEUS, Sugababes and Future Kings of Spain.

Green Room: Bell X1, Mundy, Aslan, The Saw Doctors and Captain.

Pet Sounds: Cat Power, Aphex Twin, Tricky, Battles and God Is An Astronaut.

New Band Stage/Futures: White Denim, Friendly Fires, The Metros, Noah & The Whale, Sparkadia, Bryn Christopher, Liam Finn and Leopold.

Dance Stage:


Calvin Harris, Unkle, Annie Mac, MSTRKRFT, Koze, Kosheen , Sneaky Sound System and Burns.


SATURDAY 12TH JULY 08:

Main Stage: The Verve, R.E.M., Stereophonics, Amy Winehouse, Counting Crows, Newton Faulkner, Scouting For Girls and Bowling For Soup.


TheStage: The Prodigy, The Zutons, Feeder, Panic at the Disco, The Enemy, The Hoosiers, The Wombats, Powderfinger, One Night Only and Little Man Tate.

Green Room: Manic Street Preachers, The Charlatans, Pendulum, Echo and the Bunnymen, Vampire Weekend, British Sea Power, The Ting Tings, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Delays and Concerto For Constantine.

Pet Sounds: The National, Hot Chip, Richard Hawley, Seasick Steve, Declan O’Rourke, Paul Heaton, My Morning Jacket, Camille O’Sullivan and Jack McManus.

New Band Stage/Futures: Elliot Minor, Royworld, Joe Lean and The Jing Jang Jong, Black Kids, Alphabeat, Ida Maria, Yeasayer, Holy Fuck, Mindless Self Indulgence, Cage The Elephant and Sergeant.

Dance Tent: Justice, Boys Noize, Slam, Michael Mayer, Streetlife DJs , Kavinsky, The Japanese Popstars and Chemistry DJ's.

SUNDAY 13TH JULY 08:

Main Stage: Rage Against The Machine, Kaiser Chiefs, The Fratellis, The Kooks, The Blizzards, The Feeling and Eddy Grant.

TheStage: Chemical Brothers, The Raconteurs, Republic Of Loose, Kate Nash, The Pigeon Detectives, We Are Scientists, The Courteeners and The Subways.

Green Room: Ian Brown, The Pogues, Tom Baxter, Reverend and the Makers, Jack Penate, Alabama 3, The Stranglers, The Hold Steady and The Whigs.

Pet Sounds: The Swell Season featuring Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová, Roisin Murphy, Band of Horses, MGMT, Delorentos, Lightspeed Champion, David Jordan and Ryan Bingham.

New Band Stage/Futures: Los Campesinos!, Cajun Dance Party, Flogging Molly, Fight Like Apes, Glasvegas, The Script, Twisted Wheel, In Case Of Fire, Jaguar Love and White Lies.

Dance Tent: David Guetta, Luciano, Mylo, Kaz James, Carl Craig, Crookers, Radioslave, Does It Offend You Yeah? and Quiet Village.