Donal Grimes

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Donal Grimes
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  • Mężczyzna, 24, Serce 242
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  • Jest z nami od: May 2006
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Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
stank you smelly much
Music
the verve, richard ashcroft, killers, daft punk, jamesbrown, pulp fiction soundtrack at the minute, kings of leon, kaiser chiefs, the police, groove armada, luke kely, pink floyd, out cast {the double album the love below}
Films
itd have to be a blue
Sports
soap dodgin, bird watchn, football, boxing, all sports except for cricket what a load of WANKERS!!
Scared Of
hangovers they are sick why give you a hangover its wrong
Happiest When
it has to be drunk or playing fotball, watchn football when drunk is beter
best memories(school)
playing with the fucking skeleton in science and singing blue moon with the lads ha ha ha ha ha ha and gormos i.t. class fucking priceless hughie lokn the door on connochton sonya fartn elaine laughn at it wisely sprayn shit in a can everywhere.niki spinnin around with the brush and ploughn into the wall.
funniest moments
hughy askn the fella at the esso "I NEED YOUR BOOTS CLOTHES AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE" when he was naked and then skipn off up the road ha ha.walkn round the beech naked in wexford.furey stopn people in ayanapa and bringn them to his nightclub even though he doesn have one.pedro singn in front of a 100 people loked and he only knew two words.sean faling after amandas 21st.me walkn arond in a skirt pissed in the lads apartment and then they took pictures and are putn them on bebo.big marty hidn all the furniture in fureys apartment in the trees and then trown it through the window.big daddy sayn you fukn bitch all the time.tooler getn a tatoo of a pig on his arse and teln a girl that it reminded him of her ha ha.figo doin the leperachaun dance for his bus fair.carryin sean from my gaf to his dropn him ringn the door bell and legn it.setn off fire extinguishers in the lads apartment.falling in wexford and getn a trapped nerve in my hand, pokies dance, eamon anytime drunk, sean sayn boooh to lean
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    • a few favourite lines

      1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
      2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
      3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
      4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
      5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
      6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
      7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
      8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
      9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
      10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
      11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
      12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
      13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
      14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
      15. Are those real?
      16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
      17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
      18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
      19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
      20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
      21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
      22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
      23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
      24. My name is (slimey grimey)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
      25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
      26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
      27. My friend wants to know if youl be with me.
      29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
      30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
      31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
      32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
      33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
      34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
      35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
      36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
      37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

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    • I WANT TO KNOW THE REAL YOU

      i want to know the real you!!!!!

      NAME:
      AGE:
      SEX:
      LOCATION:
      ARE WE CLOSE:
      WOULD U KISS ME:
      WOULD U SHAG ME:
      HAVE U GOT A GF/BF:
      WILL WE EVER GET TOGETHER(AGAIN/1ST TIME):
      ARE YOU A VIRGIN:
      HAVE YOU EVRY SEEN ME DRUNK:
      HAVE YOU EVER GOT ME DRUNK:
      HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING:
      HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME A BIG LIE:
      GIVE ME UR NUMBER:
      WANTED MOR DEN FRIENDSHIP:
      HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ME AS GF/BF MATERIAL:
      WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON ME:
      WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME IF I CHEATED ON YOU:
      WOULD YOU EVER MARRY ME:
      WOULD YOU EVER HATE ME:
      WHATS YOUR GOODBYE MESSAGE:

      14 komentarzy 1236 dni

    • DO IT


      1, Who are you?
      2, Are we friends?
      3, When and how did we meet?
      4, Do you have a crush on me?
      5, Would you kiss me?
      6, Give me a nickname and say why u chose it?
      7, Describe me in one word?
      8, What was your first impressions of me?
      9, Do you still think that about me now?
      10, What reminds you of me?
      11, If you could give me anything wot wud it be?
      12, How well do you know me?
      13, When was the last time you saw me?
      14, Ever wanted to tell me sumat that you couldnt?
      15, Are you gunna put this on ur blog n c wot i wud put about u?
      16, If you were asked wud you go out wiv me

      8 komentarzy 1249 dni

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    • Shel
      luv Shel

      love u gorgeous x x x x

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    • Welshy
      luv Welshy

      Yo yo yo my lil 183 madzer:L . Hows she hanging
      I here buddys wedding was great crack how did you
      get on pet. I told Gar that Gay loves her Granda:L :L .
      So any scoop with ya I here molly got highlights
      and franks is now on the sun beds tell them they
      are the shit:L :L

      16 tygodni temu
    • Shel
      luv Shel

      come on lets go look at our new house:L :L :L :L

      18 tygodni temu
    • Darren Mac Uidheas
      Darren Mac Uidheas

      ah sure I was as well off - wantd to go down the engineeering/mechanic road like my dad but sure i was persuaded ta keep the gaeilge up and hav no regrets! Ders gud dosh in d translation but it is v hard on d head. You are working on cars is it? i dnt hear from much really - sure i left HFCS after the junior coz it was fairly far away from kildare wer i lived. Kate shorton n dave maguire wer in maynooth with me dats bout it!

      20 tygodni temu
    • Welshy
      luv Welshy

      Yo smelly skids,

      Whats the bleedin story I have text
      you a few times now but no reply dude:( .
      So hows all with you? I heard the weather
      at home is lovely cool I hope it keeps up
      4 u 4 the summer. The weather here is unreal
      I am mahogany:L :L . So I started work yesterday
      and Gar started work last wends for Austin
      so it all good in the hood. Hows you my
      lil smelly poo head?

      21 tygodni temu
    • Darren Mac Uidheas
      Darren Mac Uidheas

      Im gud man, workin -ur one of a small few! Degree n masters in the Gaeilge so workin away as translator - hard enuf but sure fuk it i take plenty of breaks. teachin irish up in donegal for a few weeks now for a break frm work. Ya still in rathcoole so?

      21 tygodni temu
    • Darren Mac Uidheas
      Darren Mac Uidheas

      Been a while mr grimes!! Hows the form? ya workn away/studying/none of the above!

      22 tygodnie temu
    • Shel
      luv Shel

      i will i love to woop

      25 tygodni temu
    • Shel
      Shel

      fuck you

      26 tygodni temu
    • Lisa Connolly
      luv Lisa Connolly

      happy bday dude! tryed to text ya but wouldnt go thru!! enjoy the holliers

      27 tygodni temu
    • Irene Gicker
      luv Irene Gicker

      Happy early birthday buddy!! Have a blast xx

      27 tygodni temu
    • Andrea Boland
      luv Andrea Boland

      hey hun yeah its the red cow cant wait :D will see you then for a few at the bar :L :L an a dance :) xx i looked scared in that :L

      30 tygodni temu
    • Andrea Boland
      luv Andrea Boland

      hey hows you ? you coming to my mams party next friday ? hope you can make it wil be a good piss up :L :L :L havin had one in a while talk soon luv andrea x

      31 tygodni temu
    • Peter Mohan
      Peter Mohan

      hows the neck any further devlopments

      33 tygodnie temu
    • Nikki Gargan
      Nikki Gargan

      hello donaloidpnfmbjjnm. How are u?

      34 tygodnie temu
    • Stephen Conway
      Stephen Conway

      CHAMP!! sum wkend! hows d head..? fell outta poitin bar at ????? drank ??? pints, was talkin to >??? my name is ???? yep u guesssed it - Im not well, and still lamped, resession buster wkend, goes on till tuesday!!
      extra value poitin pints last longer!!

      35 tygodni temu