ANTICS:

1) bein approached by crazy american man..chatupline....."have you noticed that the american stock exchange fluctuates at regular patterns, and the exchange rate of currency is dreadfull, wages over here and tips are of a completely different standard......i zoned out at this point!!.....he smelt of turnip...TURNIP!!

2)fiona and her postman....makin out on top of a turtle....poor ike..that hasta be illegal!!

3)playin in the water when absolutly hammered...i mean really hammered..then proceedin to basically pole dance around the big toadstool thing!!

4) playin in the park.....when hammered.....(are you beginnin to see the pattern)

5) our 8 in the mornin wake ups.....especially when we dont norm go to bed till aprox....7.55am lol..then proceedin to the wee shop to buy breakfast...coke and crisps..good healthy food....and then movin towards the bus stop prayin to god no attractive people are around to witness the two half cut zombie lookin creatures shufflin towards the prom...singn talk tonight oasis as we wait for the bus..are random bus chat..norm results in us gigglin..alot!!

6) skittles flavoured vodka......(tesco vodka....big spendor and all that...also i do not recommend tesco lager..24p a can..but tastes like zoflora).....skittles vodka was pretty good.....up until we added lemonade..it formed a skin in aprox 2 seconds....we continued to drink regardless..waste not want not etc...by the way for recipie requests...ask me or fiona....prob best to approach us wen were sobber...a challenge in itself!!

7) cocktail night in bar 7......i mean honestly tiny umbrellas.....or umberollys..ollys ollys eh eh eh!!...(i like white russians..in the off chance anyone wishes to purchase me one)

me and fionas cheap ways..of headn to downstairs anchor at 11.59 pm...to then be sent upstairs at 12 for free.....well what do you expect....we buy tesco vodka for goodness sake.....chairty is always welcome!!!!

9)DONT STOP ME NOW..nuff said

10) crazy scary ppl who say things such as...."we are intertwined souls who shall be reincarnated as one...your so perfect for me....were meant to be togeather..." and then continues to follow us home until sean and shane come to the rescue...he then literally walks into the shadows...FREAK!!

11) me and fionas proud rant about primark(again we accept charity) to the girl outside bar 7 who was like..I would never step foot in a place like that.....your missn out woman!!

12) the amounta partys wev turned down...to sadly play on a giant turtle lol

13)the people who attempted to make us do beer bongs in the middle of bar 7...(you even tried 2 mk me do one with guinness.. and then invited us 2 parties....same guy whos promised us all them free top shop clothes....now ya see thats they typa charity we need.

14) vodka jelly..no no VODKAT jelly....we splashed out and went a step above tesco vodka!! the home made shot glasses.....lol that held more than the equivalent of 2 shots..."right everyone..dont cut your self on the shot glasses..they may have sharp edges....ok so its all sharp....damn it people just suck the god damn jelly...emm fiona..its not comin out.....lets stab it with a knife..thatl work......5 later......fiona....we should maybe get ready for the bar now!!

15) WINGWOMEN....shes my right wing and i her left

16) grumpy bar man...i could f*ck you.....i could f*ck you.....i could f*ck you....wilst doin the funny walk...that poor guy gets some amount of abuse from us...ironic thing bein hes prob one of the nicest in the place

17) pretty blonde..hot intelligent dark haired bar man, ...you know wat i mean, nice guy........lol bjorn...awww bless

1 free drinks....

19) meetn ppl we may have kissed the previous week....AWKWARD

20) scary ppl....theres alot of them...naw sorry dont have my fone with me......... fiona: here it is claire.... i proceed to get angry messages of avoidance

21)the Beautiful (beautiful) cocktail......a mix

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