1. You remember when cartoons were actually cartoons (none of this computer crap!)
2. You remember the I've got the no feeling! "My bodies nobodys body but mine, you run your own body, let me run mine" and you STILL sing it when you're drunk!
3. You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
4. You've worn leggings and felt cool
5. You thought that bomber jackets were the best!
6. U remember the "Cripton Factor" and "Crystal Maze"
7. You remember when it was actually worth getting up on a Saturday morning to watch "Live & Kicking" or "SMTV: Live"
8. You watched Football Italia
9. You had a hugh fringe at some point in your childhood
10.You remember reading and watching "Goosebumps"
11. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school
12. You know the song from the Milkyway advert "the red car and the blue car had a race, all the red could do was stuff his face, he ate everything he seen, from trucks to big old trees, but the smart old blue he took the milkyway"
13. You remember the craze of Yo-Yo's and Tamagotchis
14. You still get the urge to say "not" after every sentence
15.You loved only an excuse on hogmany cause you werent old enough to be up town drinking
16.You knew that the purple teletubby was gay - Handbag?
17. Rollerblades, Adidas Predator footie boots & Nike Airmax were the only acceptable footwear!
18. You played/collected pogs
19. You had a weird alien that lived in gooey stuff in a pod and thought if you put 2 back to back they would have a baby
20. You watched the original Postman pat, Fireman Sam & Ninja Turtles
21. You remember when Snickers were called Marathons & Starburst were called Opal Fruits
22. You bought Tangy Toms and Space Raiders from the tuck shop
23. You watched Biker Grove, Grange Hill, Newsround & Blue Peter everyday while you were waiting for your tea
24. You got your mum to buy "BN" biscuits
25. You used to wear those stick on earrings, not only on your ears but at the corner of your eyes
26. You had a pair of old school Adidas trackies, a different colour stripe 3 quarters of the way down (you know the ones i mean!) but they went out the window when poppers came into town!
27. You know the Macarena and Saturday Night by heart
28. "Talk to the hand" enough said
29. You remember Bum bags
30. Summer holidays were all you lived for
31. You owned a Sweater Shop jumper at some point!
32. You always wanted to be on Fun house
33. You collected Tazo;s from Walkers crisps
34.Spice Girls/ Take that.. need i say more?
35. Oasis or Blur - Pick a side and stick to it (you know it's Oasis!!)

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'anagram'?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anything to do with steam
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more alcohol for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing