1. what do u call a chav in a box
innit
2. wat do u call a chav in a filing cabinet
sorted
3.wat do u call a chav in a box with a lock on it
safe
4. wat do u call an eskimo chav
innuinnit
5. why are chavs like slinkies
they have no real use but its great to watch one fall down the stairs
6.what do u call a chavette in a white tracksuit
the bride
7.you're in a car and u see a chav on a bike, why should u try not to hit him
it might be your bike
8. whats the difference between a chav and a coconut
ones thick and hairy the others the coconut
9.whats the first question at a chav quiz night
wat u lookin at
10. how do u get 100 chavs into a phone box
paint 3 stripes on it
11. two chavs in a car without music, whos driving
the police
12. what do u call a chav with 9 GCSEs
a liar
13. what do u say to a chav with a job
can i have a big mac please
14. what do u say to a chav in a suit
will the defendant please stand
15. what do u call a knife in chav-ville
exhibit A
16. why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame
a Nova seats 4
17. what do u call a 30 yr old chavette
granny
18. how many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb
one, they'll screw anything
19. what do u call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river
a start
20. how many chavs does it take to clean a floor
none, thats some uvver bleeders job innit
21. why did the chav take a shower
he didnt mean to, he just forgot to close the nova's window in the car wash
22. why did the chav cross the road
to start a fight with some stranger for no reason watsoever
23. wat do u call a chav at college
the cleaner
24. two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins
society