The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, only recently came into the mainstream when this letter was published in May 2005.

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents - mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.

A time reckoning is apon use.

Check out http://www.venganza.org/ if you want to know the truth

WE should all bow to the power of FSM

Living on this planet is strange as a human you there are cetain thing people expcet of you well i want to say now that is all bollox the only thing that should matter to you is the people you love and care about what is the point in wasting time with people that have no respect for you.
And all this shit of getting a gud high paying job just for the sake of having money is fucked up you are only here once so why not do something you enjoy even if you get fuck all for doing it what would you rather getting up in the mornig and going to a job that you enjoy and make enough money to live off or go to work somewhere you hate just because you get gud money that will lead to stress that will lead to health problem. Money is not everything your health is far more important and you cant buy health. you can buy friends and nice things but will thoses friends still be around if the worst happened and you lost your money i highly douth it. So all i can say is your better off just enjoying you life make close friends cause they will all ways be there for you till the day you die. Go look for your soulmate go travel the world do things that you want to do and enjoy yourself life is what you make it and you could make it amazing or you can make in horrible its up to you. Most people will read this and think its load of shit. the question i have for you is, life is all about living and enjoying what little time you have on this planet why work your arse off when all that will happen is you will die.
Would you not rather die happy thinking i have done alot in my life not die thinking i wish i had done this and that when i was younger. Dont look back in years and regreat not doing these things do them now while you have a chance.

So what i am trying to say is enjoy life find something you like doing and someone you love and go for it life is all about taking chances you will never never know what could of been unless you try. and always remember

THE PAST IS HISTORY AND THE FUTURE A MYSTERY

So if you read this just think about what you have read and dont just think it is all a load of waffle.

YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT AT THIS SO MAKE IT COUNT

I have nothing but the highest respect for my friend and i like to belive they have the same for me as with out friends in this world you have nothing i would do anything for my firends as i know that they are there if i ever need help

ENJOY LIFE YOUR NOT HERE FOR THAT LONG SO DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

Peace to all of you

Ricky

EVERYONE WE NEED TO HELP HOSS THE DRINKING IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL HE IS ATTACKING THE PEOPLE HE LOVES FOR WHAT THEY HAVE LEFT IN A PINT GLASS I AM GETTING WORRIED SOMEONE PLEASE HELP