Emma
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DRIVE THROUGH CASH MACHINE : READ IT...TIS TRUE :P
Please read the procedures that apply to you
before using a Drive Through Cash Point machine for the first time.
PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off.
PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with cash machine.
3. Re-start the stalled engine.
4. Wind down the window.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6. Turn the radio down.
7. Attempt to insert card into machine.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
9. Insert card.
10. After "Invalid Card" is displayed - Remove "Marks & Spencers" Charge card and insert correct Cash Point card
11. Remove Cash Point Card
12. Re-insert Cash Point card the right way up.
13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
14. Enter PIN.
15. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN.
16. Enter amount of cash required.
17. Check make-up in rear view mirror.
18. Retrieve cash and receipt.
19. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
20. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
21. Re-check make-up.
22. Drive forward 2 meters.
23. Reverse back to cash machine.
24. Retrieve card.
25. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
26. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
27. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
28. Release handbrake.
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The Attic1 hour agoWhat would you like for Christmas Emma ?
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Uber Girl3 days agoHey Emma
Uber Girl took Scotland by storm in 2009 and in the process gave the Scottish modelling industry a much needed shake.
Taking in over 2500 entries... the biggest amount of entries ANY modelling competition has ever taken in this country.
Well now its all starting again. We will soon be taking applications but in the meantime, If you would like to register your interest in the 2010 Uber Girl Scotland competition please go to our website and register your details.
We will keep you posted on any news and updates.
ALSO......
Watch this space for a MAJOR announcement coming soon from the creators of Uber Girl
Love
Uber Girl x
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Garage Nightclub4 days agoSt Andrews day is approaching, and what better way to celebrate than with a legendary Garage School disco
Join in the fun with face painting, tuck shop, bouncy castle and crazy games
Come as your school netball, hockey or football team be creative
Sunday 29th November, doors 11pm, drinks from £1 Free entry for all college students!
Fancy some midweek fun
Garage is open 7 nights a week!
Yuptae on Tuesday?
Tuesday night can fill your midweek craving with a mix of music to tingle your sensations
drinks from £1 doors from 11pm, plus FREE entry for all Caledonian Students!
C u there Emma x -
Garage Nightclub4 days agoHey Emma
Celebrate St Andrews day at the Garage as we host a fantastic School Disco!!!
Only the Garage can provide you with the best school disco you've ever been to including:
face painting,
tuck shop,
bouncy castle,
silly, silly games
and best of all drinks from £1!!!!
How about getting together with your mates and dressing up as the swim team, hockey or netball team? Go on, get creative!
Love you -
Shed Nightclub1 week agoDear Friend,
Comment sent from Commentor
Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.
Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!
will we see you there?
xxx
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Shed Nightclub1 week agoDear Friend,
Comment sent from Commentor
Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.
Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!
will we see you there?
xxx
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Shed Nightclub1 week agoDear Friend,
Comment sent from Commentor
Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.
Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!
will we see you there?
xxx
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Garage Nightclub1 week agoWant to break Glasgows UV bubble party virginity????
Lets do it!
Thursday 12th November, Doors 11pm entry£5/£3 or FREE with a strathclyde uni matric card!
THE GARAGE - WE STARTED EVERYTHING
See your sweet ass there Emma
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Garage Nightclub1 week agoHey Emma
Come to Garage this thurs (12th) for Glasgow's FIRST EVER UV BUBBLE PARTY!!!!
Drinks from £1 and free entry for strathy students,
or for everyone else why dont you go to driftwood or the hall for some pre-drinks and free passes or look out for our lovely prs!!
Also don't forget this Fri we have The Vigo Thieves single lauch from 7pm-10pm with guest DJ Craig Mcgee
Tickets £5.50
See you there
Lots of Love, The Garage -
Garage Nightclub3 weeks agoTonight is the night you have been waiting for Emma!!!
The Legendary Garage Halloween party. Celebrate Halloween at the biggest party in town.
8 hours of total extreme non-stop partying, Doors from 8pm! Get here early as we are sure to be packed
Entry £8/£6, Drinks from £1.
Cash Prizes for the best dressed:
1st £400
2nd £150
3rd £50
By far the best place to be for Halloween
C u tonight, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
Garage Nightclub3 weeks agoBring your dancing shoes to Garage on Friday night where we are having a tribute to the legend that is MJ in a mass thriller dance at 1am - prizes for the best movers!
On Saturday night we have our legendary garage halloween party. Doors open at 8pm and there's cash prizes (£600!!!!) for the best dressed.
If that isn't enough for you we also have day of the dead part 4 with chilling games to win you ghoulish prizes.
If you still need convincing drinks start from £1 EVERY NIGHT!
Check our blog for details of Glasgow's first EVER UV Bubble party coming in Nov
Love You Emma -
Bamboo Nightclub3 weeks agoEureka Thursdays @ Bamboo
All Drinks £1
3 Great rooms of music!!
See you this thursday Emma
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Garage Nightclub4 weeks agoYes Emma , It's that time of the year again when all you budding witches and ghostly goblins find your way out of the cupboards and onto the streets of Glasgow!
Make sure you head straight to the Garage this halloween for 8 hours of non stop halloween fun! YES that's what I said, 8 HOURS!!! Doors from 8pm-4am!
If that wasn't enough, to comemorate the legend that is MJ! Were having a pre-halloween warm up, with our Thriller night on Friday the 30th! Prizes from the best movers
and just incase you need more guts and gore, Sunday the 1st plays host to Day of the Dead Part llll, think zombies and lots of them
Free entry for all trade staff! What a weekend!!!
Don't forget Free entry on Tuesday's for Caledonian students, Wednesday's for Glasgow University and West Of Scotland Students and Thursday's for all you Strathlcyde students with a valid matric card
Drinks from £1 every night of the week, What more do you need
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Phiktion5 weeks agoRegards about the new songs,
hey!!!!
what do you think of my new tracks
Phiktion
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p.s. If you listen to it, I would like some feedback please on the Phiktion profile? -
Bamboo Nightclub5 weeks agoHi Emma
Eureka Thursdays @ Bamboo
All Drinks £1
Music for all tastes!!
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European ModelsInc6 weeks agoHi Beautiful, How are you? Thomas here from European Models Inc. Just had a flick through your profile and saw some very nice pictures. Are you keen on possibly getting into the modelling industry? Have you done any work before? Add me and drop me a private message
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Tetris Tuesdays6 weeks agoYaldi Emma ya maddyy!
Tetris Tuesdays @ Bamboo Nightclub. ALL DRINKS £1 !!
The best music and best drinks promos in this city every Tuesaday
DJ Gavin Sommerville mixing up the best in hip hop n RnB
&
DJ Miguel sMashing up the pop, electro, funk n shit!
Entry £5/3 or
Visit our
page for FREE limited G-list!
Get aff yer bloc!!
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Garage Nightclub8 weeks agoFeeling like your days of youth have passed you by??? No need to fear Emma the Garage is here with its EPIC School Disco!!!!!
Join in the fun tomorrow night with drinks from £1, a ball pit
and a TUCK SHOP!!!!
with all your fav sweets from back in the day
Free entry for all you Glasgow Caledonian Students with a valid matric card!
Entry £5/£3 and doors from 11pm
it's sure to be a belter
What would you do without us!!!!
Love G xx -
Garage Nightclub9 weeks agoHowdi Emma, fancy a bit of foamy fun
Yeah you do!!!!!
Join us on Tuesday 15th September for a splashing good time
Bring along your rubber duck and join in the fun at our fresher's foam party
Doors from 11pm, FREE entry before 11:30pm. Drinks start from £1 and it's FREE entry all night for you Glasgow Caledonian Students with your valid matric card
We sure know how to treat you lot
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Also don't forget to check our freshers blog for more great nights over the next 2 weeks
COME in your pants on Thursday for our fancy pants night and dress as pirate and jump on board the garage pirate ship for some good times on Saturday!!!!!
And all this is just a taste of whats to come over the next couple of months! Look out for more info on our Full Moon Party on October 4th! Think beach party meets UV night
beach wear essential
Lots of love G x







































