oh ya! so i was totally chaved and i was lyk wat can i do to release my hornyness!!?? ok and i was lyk ok ill stare at my sexy derriere ( thats french fot ass btw ) or bum as cathy calls it that lesbo.... SO CHAVED YA???!!!!! ya i no totally chavtastic and so dalmation!!!


Then I arrived at burn beach club in stillo was so chavrastic (a reecent development in the english language whcih is a mix between chavtastic and raptastic cuz i just totally love enimen ya?!!!!) all the boys were out looking for their bit but a certian boy took my fancy... arr matey
SO PORNSTAR!!!! he didnt charm me like Alexander Rybak that norweigan gangasta who i think is hot if i may say so myself.. with his violin i know where he can stick that bow!!!!!!!!

so the night was totally chavrastic (see above!!). advice for the young ladies in the south dublin area as i am qualified to give this as being around so many boys tonight and notice i'm not calling them gentlemen hahaha!!!!!

ADVICE!!!!! try to bring a friend along preferably of an ethnic backgroud especially asian as they bring the boys acoming!!!! oh yes and call them potatoes oh yes totally creamy!!!!


get it got it good
x uh x uh feebakish girl

Bst frnds turn 2 enemies-why???,bfs turn in2 pricks-no they dont ther still human i hav proof.Lollipops turn in2 cigarettes,-i dnt smoke Da innocent 1s turn in2 sluts.HWLL YA Homework goes in the trash. thers a nerd....Mobile fones ar bein used in class sooooooo??????Detention becums suspension. thats hot !!!!Fizzy drinks becums vodka.except u do gag fyi......Knickers turn in2 thongs thongs r nickers duh just cheaper evry1 wears them nw cos of the recession,,,,,,,,,.Kisses turn in2 sex no then thers second base .......Remembr wen gettin high meant swingin on da playground I NEVER SED I GOT HIGH TODAY WHEN I WAS ON THE SWING Wen protection meant wearn a helmet? duznt it still mean that????Wen d worst tings u cud get 4M boys wer germs?actually the term is cuties.......Dads shouldrs wer d highest place on earth and mum was ur hero?eminems my hero botch hu ever wrote this botch ya!!!!!ur worst enemies wer ur siblings nope it was zoe,race issues wer abou hu ran da fastst on sports day, little kids dnt use the word issues they say problemos .War was onli a card game war was to defete voldemort da onli drug u new was cof medicin.i didnt hav a cof sins i had a cof the other day Wearn a skirt didn make u a slut. wearing a belly top makes u a slut in wez sooooo annoying Da only tings dat hurt u wer skinnd knees i stung by a bee once on my ear but my teacher didnt beleve me so chloe brought me down to the first aid and i wanted maria,,,n gudbyes onli meant until 2morro. the weekend is 2 days cant uu count .........And we cudnt w8 to grow up why wud u want wrinkles i just dnt get it/......?!?!?!?!?!?

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Take the test Do This, But Don't Cheat By Scrollin Down Plz, This is like 99.9% TRUE!!**
1. Write the name of a person who is a different sex than you

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

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1. You are completely in love with this person.


2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from
the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.


3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.


4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.


5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.


6. This person is your best friend.


7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.


8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.


9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.


10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS ON YOUR SITE in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!