Famous People I've Met:

LIP FROM SHAMELESS
Not many people know this, (especially those I work with!) but I met Lip at a party in Manchester one night! Though I can barely remember this, and had to be reminded the next day of my achievement!

ALFIE FROM THE HOLLOWAYS
After their crackin gig in Queens Speakeasy during March, me and Statham stayed for a pint, (of course he was broke so I was buyin) and to our amazement, (well mine, Statham wasn't exactly sure what was goin on) Alfie came ambling through! I stopped him, got a photo and my ticket signed, and also sorta creeped him out as I acted like horny teenager round a boyband star, but it was good times!

KEN BARLOW FROM CORRIE
Was walking to Uni one cold, brisk morning in Manc when my gaze was directed to a Range Rover with a familiar face in the front seat. Alas, it was the one and only William Roache (Big Ken himself!) I kept walkin, and the flow of the traffic kept him drivin beside me. Throughout all this I proceeded to ring/text most people in my fonebook (it was half 8 in the mornin, I now apologise to you all)

DARLENE FROM HOLLYOAKS
For those of you who don't know, (me included until my mate with me pointed her out) she was the coloured lady who I think was half sister with Justin Burton. She was jus wanderin round doin her shoppin, and me and some security guard proceeded to perrrrrvvvvvee.

MALACHY CUSH
Met this local celebrity one numerous occasions, but the most memorable had to be the day in school when Muldoon bellowed "Sure you've no pubes," at him. And the cheery face of Sunday morning 6FM radio proceeded to grab me by the neck and threaten to kill me. Its ok Mal, I forgive you now!

THE TWANG (NEW!!!)
On Thursday 19th April I attended a live gig in Queens Speakeasy, the band was Birminghams up and comming The Twang. The gig was extremely excellently good, (that good it messed up my grammar!) Was at the BOT with Big Mal afterwards when I spotted both the singers! They were lovely lovely lads, one of them reffereing to me as "Cyril." As with some previous celebrity encounters, I acted like a Japanese school girl round David Beckham, but was certainly worth it. Good times!

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!