[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (and twice!)
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it
[X] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[X] You just looked at it.
[X] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[] People have called you slow.
[X]You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[] You just laughed.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[X] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math
[X] You have eaten a bug.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you
[X] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

*turning the lights off in drama
*turning the lights off when i wasnt there n me getting blamed
*when min's pencilcase got stuck up in the void
*when keeley couldnt think of an excuse n said "she threw a muesli bar at me a couple of weeks ago"
*the fortune box in maths with me, sarah, jordan and peter
*cody putting on a red ballgown at my party
*in science when the teacher next door walked in, stared at the pic of the penis on the board and said, "it's good to see"
*renee getting bummed out in food n me n steph going "nooobody likes you!!!"
*when me n renee unscrewed the sink in the food room
*the the ceramic top broke in food
*when sarah ruined my bag in fabrics
*in french with kelly, steph and annamarie when mrs haywood got all bummed out and spazzy when she realised that nooobody wanted to do french
*when me and sarah got like a virgin stuck in the whole class' heads
*when me, renee and connor had a conversation in english about mrs glamuzina's puppies
*at jessie-may's birthday party when me and brit raided her room at 3 in the morning
*in rotorua when me, josh and brad kept ditching the comp and hanging out outside
*FUNKY CALCULATOR at mathex geez thats still going
*when me, kate, cody and sarah walked to the video store and stopped at every dairy on the way
*when me, steph, kate, cody and sarah got a ride to my house from rebecca and me and kate got raped by pheobe in the boot
*when jessie-may dropped sasha
*centrestage when brad kept saying corny love quotes to me like "i hope you like chocolate coz i think you're primo" and "do you have a map coz im lost in your eyes." HAHA
*when mum and tim planned me n josh's wedding in the car home from rotorua
*at jonny's formation team class when jessie-may said that norma was her idol
*at monday classes when sam labelled me, josh and amanda as the Gossip Queens
*the torture bar (josh and amanda know what i mean)
*the sleepova at amanda's wif brit n my creepy sis maria wen me n amanda hung out in the closet, we watched scary movies and we tried to get maria alseep so we could ditch her.
*when i married amanda's dog max
*ollie's birthday party when we all got super high on fizzy and i drank the gross mixture everybody contributed to
*mr curwen listening in and commenting on me n sarah's conversation about grabbing a hot guy's ass
*in health when sarah wouldn't shut up about mr bayes-powell's white jockeys
*me, josh and jessie-may breaking into the hall through a window
*when mr godfrey stole rose's paper wif all of our numbers on it
*when mr curwen confiscated one of the dodgy notes me n sarah were passing n i had 2 steal it back n replace it wif a blank one that only said hi
*mrs mcmuffin (loooooooads of goooooood times XD)
*mr seaton threatening to come to my house and kick my dog
*me n kate getting kicked out of mr seaton's garage sale by his wife
*mrs heffernan giving cody a talk about her "being there for him" coz she thought he was emo
*the polygon song (just a boring square...)
HAHAHA n there are more to come darling, that just skimming the surface

virginity is like a balloon; one prick and it's gone


roses are reddish. violets are bluish. If it weren't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish.