loser!

I'm sure my dreadful banter is sorely missed! You dick!

Driving test got cancelled because of the snow mate, but its rescheduled for a few weeks so fingers crossed...

When you fancying a few beers then?

Hey Beewaby!!

Hows things at the funhouse? That going to be a month after the end of this week I've not been there, its gone quite quickly...

When are Lomax you and me heading out for a few?
Con

Only two weeks to go!!

Happy birthday times....

I hope your family have invested in a plot in a graveyard.
You'll need it soon

Con

it wuz snowin here last week.

Aw thanks Ian. Was a good laugh actually, apart from getting a bit stressed. Bring on the next one!

doofus. just felt the need to say that.

what lyk?

I concur with comment below. I'd also like to make a couple of additions:

Boring bastard
One Jacket Tightfist
That is all

Thanks
Conman

loser!!

hows things?
x

Hey Ian

How are you doing? it must of been about 15 years since i last saw you.

Well by your profile page it sounds like your doing quite well for yourself.

I dont know how much youve seen of my profile page but i work as a carer in Stonehaven i work with people with disabilities. I am engaged to a wounderful man called Steve & this is going to be a bit of a shock to you Ian but we have to lovely boys together called Connor & Lewis yeap im a mummy.

Anyway Ian it would be nice to hear from you soon.

Beewaby? I didn't realise you had become gay.

Conman

hugh git it wrong the plans for my thirty ten at the moment is marque in back garden tents and bands we will keep you posted we may need your services
xxx

SIMS RULE!!!! Hows the Haigmeister?

got a babysitter tonight and wir going to watch a new film at the cinema called the incredible hulk. When I say new its about 5 months old and has just arrived at the pictures here. And when I say pictures I mean theatre with a projector. And when I say theatre I mean a shack with 5 seats. Afterwards Im going to get pished and say to people "dont make me angry!, you wont like me when Im angry!!!".

Next year is my 30th and evettes 40th at the end of july so wir going to have a bus going around Shetland from pub to pub. The theme is "Tom Selleck". you, lucy, greg and lou are invited, Its going to be immense!!!! Start growing your magnum pi tache now!!

noo den! Whats new with you? Band been signed yet????

Cant wait for 5pm so I can go home and watch the olympics and drink beer, like the athlete I am.

aye aye!

hows things?? enjoy canada?
xxx

arite ya jerk! hows things??

I sent you an e-mail!

x

Hey stranger hows things hope ur not working too hard oops sorry u dont do that anyway do u spk soon xx

Ian u star! Thanks so much for the ticket
Luc will giv u the money this wknd, unless she steals it...