1 who are u ??...
2 are we friends ?? ...
3 when & how did we meet ?? ...
4 do u have a crush on me ?? ...
5 have u eva wanted 2 punch me ?? ...
6 give me a nickname & explain why ?? ...
7 describe me in 1 word ?? ..
8 what was ur first impression ov me ?? ..
9 do u still tink da same ?? ..
10 what reminds u of me ?? ...
11 if u cud give me anyting wat wud it be ?? ..
12 how well do u know me ?? ..
13 whens da last time u saw me ?? ..
14 eva wanted 2 tell me sumtin u cudnt ?? ...
15 are goin 2 put dis on ur blog and see wat i sat bout u ??...

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend Out
of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden, however complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the
birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and
only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition of each is listed below:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are
you still cleanin

1. Full Name: liam john mackle
2. Nicknames: leeboi, leeman, lee
3. Birthday: 5th july 1990
4. Place of Birth: welly
5. Zodiac Sign: cancer
6. Male or female: male
7. Grade: year 12
8. School: Kapiti col (rep)
9. Occupation: paper boi / guitar teacher
10. Residence: The gutter
11. MSN Screen Name: my name

-->Your Appearance<--

12. Hair Colour: lite brown
13. Hair Length: medium
14. Eye colour: blue
15. Weight: 75kg
16. Height: 180cm
17. Braces? nope
18. Glasses? nope
19. Piercings: none
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: righty all the way

-->Your 'Firsts'<--

22. First best friend: guy called nick
23. First Award: being a good boi
24. First Sport You Joined: unihockey
25. First pet: cat called lola
26. First Real Vacation: auckland haha *yay*
27. First Concert: proli an edgefest back in the day
28. First Love: a very special gurl

-->Favourites<--

29. Movie: atm proli shawshank redemption (yea english!)
30. TV programme: dnt hav 1
31. Colour: blue or sumthn shiny lol
32. Rapper: no thank you
33. Band: tool
34. Song Right Now: third eye - tool
35. Friend: thats mean lol
36. Sweet: dnt eat sweets actuli
37. Sport to Play: basket ball
38. Restaurant: la casa pasta
39. Favourite brand: not sure... ones i can afford
40. Store: kingdom music
41. School Subject: haha uh yes
42. Animal: cat
43. Book: wudnt know
44. Magazine: Performance car or hot 4's
45. Shoes: anythn i can afford haha

-->Currently<--

46. Feeling: priti radical
47. Single or Taken? single
48. Have a crush: yup
49. Eating: ...
50. Drinking: coke
51. Typing: yep thats y words are appearing here!
52. Online? bebo tends to be an online site
53. Listening To: noises
54. Thinking About: typing
55. Wanting To: type
56. Watching: the words appear
57. Wearing: a nice pair of jeans and a polo shirt

-->Your Future<--

58. Want Kids? definately
59. Want to be married? yup of course
60. Careers in Mind: airforce / engineer / designer
61. Where do you want to live: somewhere fun
62. Car: GTR32 or S14

-->Which is Better With The Opposite Sex<--

63. Hair colour: not picky
64. Hair length: medium long
65. Eye colour: dont mind.. jst gorjus haha
66. Height: no preference. if anythn.. average
67. Cute or Sexy: cute
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: short or tall = height. fark
71. Easygoing or serious: inbetween
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: average
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship no question about it
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble makers aren't my type haha

-->Have you ever<--

78. Kissed a Stranger: i hope not
79. Had Alcohol: yup... in excess
80. Smoked: yup
81. Ran Away From Home: proli ran to the gate wen i was 5
82. Broken a bone: not that i know of
83. Got an X-ray: nope
84. Been with someone: Uh yes?
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: not sure
86. Broke Up With Someone: yup
87. Cried When Someone Died: yup
88. Cried At School: yup

-->Do You Believe In<--

89. God: yup
90. Miracles: dont c y nt
91. Love At First sight: yup coz iv seen it
92. Ghosts: yup
93. Aliens: we can't be the only existance
94. Soul Mates: yup definitly
95. Heaven: yup
96. Hell: hope not
97. Angels: yup
98. Kissing on The First Date: they wud hav to b priti special!
99. Horoscopes: nope.. theyr alwaes too general

-->Answer Truthfully<--

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Yup