Say say my playmate
wont you lay hands on me
mirror my lady
transfer my tragedy

Got a curse i cannot lift
shines when the sunset shifts
when the moon is round and full
gotta bust that box gotta gut that fish

My mind's aflame

We could jet in a stolen car
but i bet we wouldnt get too far
before the transformation takes
and bloodlust tanks and
crave gets slaked

My mind has changed
my bodys frame but god i like it
my hearts aflame
my bodys strained but god i like it

My mind has changed
my bodys frame but god i like it
my hearts aflame
my bodys strained but god i like it

Charge me your day rate
ill turn you out in kind
when the moon is round and full
gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mind
mongrel mind
baby doll i recognize
you're a hideous thing inside
if ever there were a lucky kind it's
you you you you

I know its strange another way to get to know you
you'll never know unless we go so let me show you
i know its strange another way to get to know you
we've got till noon here comes the moon
so let it show you
show you now

Dream me oh dreamer
down to the floor
open my hands and let them
weave onto yours

Feel me, completer
down to my core
open my heart and let it
bleed onto yours

Feeding on fever
down on all fours
show you what all that
howl is for

Hey hey my playmate
let me lay waste to thee
burned down their hanging trees
it's hot here hot here hot here hot here

Got a curse we cannot lift
shines when the sunshine shifts
there's a curse comes with a kiss
the bite that binds the gift that gives

now that we got gone for good
writhing under your riding hood
tell your gra'ma and your mama too
it's true true true true

we're howling forever ooh ooh (x5)

In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed.

In Massachusetts, It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

Only 1 person in 2 billion will live to be 116.

Every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.

It has been estimated that the fear of the number 13 costs Americans more than $1 billion per year!

Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.

Originally, Jack-O-Lanterns were made from turnips.

Each year, 24,000 Americans are bitten by rats!

The chances of making two holes-in-one in a round of golf are one in 67 million.

All the swans in England are property of the Queen.

The most popular condom sold in Taiwan is only 4.2 inches long!

The average tastebud lives only 10 days before it dies and is replaced by a new one.

The penis of a barnacle may reach up to 20 times its body size!

Pain travels through your body at 350 ft. per second.

Slugs have 4 noses.

Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes.

More than 400,000 U.S. houses still lack indoor plumbing.

Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.

One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked.

By law, in Bourbon, Miss., one small onion must be served with each glass of water in a restaurant.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

There was no punctuation until the 15th century.

In 1987 American Airlines saved $40,000 by eliminating one olive from its First Class salads.

The G in 'g-string' stand for groin.

About twenty-five percent of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light.

It is illegal NOT to smile in Pocatello, Idaho!

Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.

Your brain is 80% water.

There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.

In Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

At 120 miles per hour, a Formula One car generates so much downforce that it can drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.

A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Thus the saying, I will be there in a jiffy.

There are 23 doctors in the U.S. called Dr. Doctor, and one called Dr. Surgeon!

One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.

Q-Tip Cotton Swabs were originally called Baby Gays.

In an average lifetime a person will walk the equivalent of three times around the world.

The first bomb dropped by the Allies on berlin in WW2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

Neanderthal man had a brain capcity 100cc larger than modern man's.

It snowed in the Sahara desert on February 18, 1979.

In the early 1960's, Porsche commercially manufactured farm tractors.

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Military to launch rockets!

In Mexico, the Tooth Fairy is known as the 'Tooth Mouse'.

In kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice-cream in your back pocket.

Each day, more than $40 Trillion Dollars changes hands worldwide.

Pound for Pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars!

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.

Bananas aren?t fruit! They are a type of herb.

"Look at all the stupid scaldy boggers in their poxy land cruisers and the stupid furry hats"

"the gr8 wall of fuckin wicklow or sumthn"

"its like walking on a sponge!"

"the hammer"

"omg the cats attacking my groin"

"how ian how"

meet the parents :S

strange illness's 4 dave

dogs on a mountain

shane up rooting a tree

punching through a tree

i claimed that window 4 dublin

"alri lads.......eh whats the story----- ahahahahahah"

wannabe dubs

"shield your kids its the laddz"

"the cat puke is like cement"

"lads ohhhhh fill it with water!!!"

"super cast"

"PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF"

"dave pack yur bags--- yur mas bags are packed----MAAAA----yes----dave wants to kno if yur packed----yes---oh eh ok"