Ok so i’m bored as hell, I’m siting in Chelmsford station so i thought to my self ill wright a blog but what about? So i decided to list points to note about the station. For fuck sake some fucking little brat has come into the station waiting room screaming about some shit and pissing every one off. The lazy ars mother is sitting on her phone totally oblivious to how pissed off every one else is i want to slap her so fucking hard. Now the child is proceeding to climb up a window i hope he falls out and dies hopefully also killing the mother with shock of her sons death... yeah that would be funny, haha he just fell over. Dam it he got back up. Any way back to my things to note about the station. There should be Free WiFi because i want you all to read this shit but im going to have to wait till i get home (or adam’s) now dam it! O wait child up date He is asking his mother surprisingly politely if he can go to the toilet. Again she is completely oblivious to her child... he has been asking for like 5 mins now and eventually she gets off the phone and takes him. Right now hopefully i can get back to my things to note about Chelmsford station. Ok so yeah as i said the station NEEDs free WiFi. They also need escalators, stairs suck. Ok so i know they have a lift but i always feel like i should be in a wheel chair to use it so escalators are the best option also the require even less effort than lifts. Right next the lady that does the train announcements should sound hotter and not sound suspiciously like Microsoft ‘sam’. O and one more thing less adverts about visiting suffolk. Y the fuck would i want to go there tbh i would rather sit in this hell hole for a week. Ok well i think i should rap this up my train is almost here (5 fucking minutes late might i add) o well i’m off laters.

I also Made a Graph to show my hate for Chelmsford station www.mrkent.co.uk/mrkent/Blog/9A4C0F9...

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The tag-line of this campy flick
Tells the entire story
Those angry mother-####ing snakes
Sure make this movie gory

Hopped up on $exy pheromones
They slither, coil and hiss
Unless you are the squeamish sort
You won't want to miss this

A witness needs to tell his tale
A bad guy needs him dead
He fills a plane with deadly snakes
Unscrupulously bred

The plane ascends, the countdown starts
The snakes freed during flight
The mile-high club's new membership
Are first to get a bite

Snakes here, there and everywhere
Attacking seat and aisle
And although it's no comedy
The plot'll make you smile

Just when you think the snakes have won
FBI Agent Flynn
Utters his most famous line
And lets some fresh air in

For those who think this movie's dumb
Have I got this correct?
You paid to see "Snakes on a Plane"
What more did you expect?