Jean Hannon

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  • Female, 22, Luv 286
  • from Limerick/Dublin
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  • Member since: February 2005
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semi-mental
Me, Myself, and I
What came first, the music or the misery?


Jimmy Eat World, The Shins and Elijah Wood have now all appeared on that mad kids show Yo Gabba Gabba. WTF?!?!?! Am I in the wrong career?!


http://www.myspace.com/jrulestheplanet
The Other Half Of Me
Dee O'Hagan

Dee O'Hagan

The Glitter To My Trauma

Music
Anything Punk, Oldschool Emo, Soul, Gospel or Choral, New Rave (with glowsticks on hand!! :D ), Electro, Classical and some sad-bastard pop every now and again just fer shits and giggles.

*****Some Irish Artists Who Rock My Socks:
God Is An Astronaut!!!!!, Messiah J and the Expert, Giveamanakick, Rob McGuire, The Kinetiks, BellX1, Noise Control, Duke Special, Mike Got Spiked, Jape, Little Nightmare, Home Star Runner, Redneck Manifesto, Channel One, Dry County, Robotnik, Ten Past Seven, We Should Be Dead, The Fewer The Better, Star Little Thing, So Cow, Cap Pas Cap, Fight Like Apes, Wallis Bird, Boss Volenti, Kill City Defectors, Simple Kid, Republic Of Loose, The Upgrades, Paddy Casey, Dangerfields, Berkely, The Amazing Few, Walter Mitty and the Realists, Heathers and of course The Demise***** all my other favourite bands are on my myspace :) *****

Plenty of gigs comin up aswell that I can't wait for!!: Biffy Clyro, Fall Out Boy, Kraftwerk, Adam Green :D
Films
High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, Lord Of The Rings, Aladdin, Moulin Rouge, ESOTSM, The Little Mermaid, Any Will Farell/Vince Vaughn movie, The Jay and Silent Bob series, Some Like It Hot, Back to the Future 1 &2, Amelie, Godfather Trilogy, Sin City, Whats Up Doc?, When Harry Met Sally, Requiem For A Dream, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, American History X, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Ice Storm, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Chicken Little, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Shining, Taxi Driver, The Hours, 200 cigarettes, Fargo, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Commitments, Garden State, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Singin in the Rain, The Bone Collector, Reservoir Dogs, Empire Records, Idle Hands, Chicago, Donnie Darko, The Butterfly Effect, Cruel Intentions, Die Hard, Team America, Vanilla Sky, Stewie: The Untold Story, The Breakfast Club, Dead Poets Society, Happy Feet, Hairspray, Anythin from Baz Luhrmann.
Sports
I only watch sports, I rarely play em unless it's just fer a laugh... Skateboarding, BMXing, Supermoto, Hurling, Ice Skating on Eurosport, Binocular Soccer!!!
Things I Wake Up For...
sunshine and summer days, road trips, the beach, drunken mischief making with kennedy, gigs, photos, tea, aine's red hair, laughing til I cry, going to the cinema - especially with kelly-ann!, swings, writings songs under certain influences with shane, funfairs, addictive tv, bangin house parties, dancin like a loon, super wonderful female musicians and producers (like imogen heap or regina spektor), festivals, glostick opportunities, crawdaddy and antics, musicals and singin disney songs with dee and ci :) , studio days in college, shots with smyths peeps, hats, cartoon network with my lil bro, pancakes, classic nights in costelloes, arguing with jess hehe, being honest even when I know it'll get me in trouble, sleep-ins, phone calls from amy, shopping in pennys, nights to remember with jean, 99 red balloons, the "pa dance" haha, whippy ice-cream, free stuff, guestlists, making large of patrick wolf, lots and lots and lots of music and... sheeeeeep!! :D
Things I'd Rather Be Asleep For...
rainy days when I've things to do, shit films in the cinema, putting ketchup on everything, angry aine on "vodkova", angry kennedy (anytime), paper cuts, hangovers, aaa batteries, high-pitched whiney people, boredom, exams, sweaty people, know-it-all music fans, bouncers and toilet attendants, expensive drink, stupid people, needing to pee when there's no toilet nearby, cab fares, flying, housework, cats, panic at the disco videos and their lead singer in general.
Robot Chicken
Seth Green proves himself once again!!! Go Adult Swim!!!! *bakbawk*
Simon Amstell
I can't get enough of him. I should sooooo be his fag hag!!

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  • Quotes from Leaving Cert essays that made me giggle...

    She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

    His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
    underpants in a tumble dryer

    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

    The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
    bowling ball wouldn't.

    McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag
    filled with vegetable soup.

    Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
    center

    The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating
    electric fan set on medium.

    Her vocabulary was as bad as, kinda' like, sorta, whatever.

    He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

    The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you
    fry them in hot grease

    Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across
    the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one
    having left Ballina at 6:36 PM travelling at 55 mph, the other from
    Claremorris 4:19pm at a speed of 35 mph.

    The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the
    Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

    John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
    also never met.

    The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin
    sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a
    play.

    The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red crayon.

    Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only
    one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

    Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

    The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this
    plan just might work.

    The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
    eating for while.

    "Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a student
    on 50 cent-a-pint night.

    He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either,
    but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a
    landmine or something.

    Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can
    tell butter from the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" ad.

    She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes
    just before it throws up.

    It came down the stairs looking very much like something no-one had
    ever seen before.

    The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg
    behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.

    The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated
    because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a
    surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free cashpoint.

    It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids around
    with their power tools.

    He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as
    if she were a dustcart reversing.

    She was as easy as the Independent crossword.

    She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was
    room-temperature British beef.

    Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation
    thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.

    It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it
    to the wall.

    Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other
    sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master

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  • That phone's gone for a reason...

    I'd like to thank the wisdom of Deniece "there's no point in gettin a pitcher of sex on the beach without throwin a naggin into it" Cusack in helping me to lose yet another phone and Maria Sheehan for helping me to drink said pitcher in about three minutes. She has infected me with her phone losing disease!!!!

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  • 61 Things Culchies Love

    1 A nice bit of ham.
    2 Buttered biscuits.
    3 Diggin Houles.
    4 Saying its too cold to snow
    5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
    6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
    7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
    8 A stretch in the evenings
    9 Lucozade
    10 Accordians
    11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
    12 A dinner dance
    13 Gettin clattered in muck.
    14 Shania Twain.
    15 Hefers
    16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
    17 Steel toe caps.
    18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
    19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
    20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
    21 The smell of fresh dung.
    22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
    23 Work Clothes
    24 A bottle of mineral.
    25 Fightin'.
    26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
    27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
    28 Being overweight.
    29 Wimen wha resemble Hefers.
    30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
    31 Drink driving.
    32 Red diesel
    33 The Fear of Change.
    34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
    35 Lying.
    36 Building walls.
    37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
    38 Pretending to like mass
    39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
    40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
    41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
    42 Mohammed Ali.
    43 Machinery.
    44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
    45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
    46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
    47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
    48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wimen.
    49 Soda farls.
    50 Sponge 'n Custirt
    51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
    52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
    53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
    54 The Ra.
    55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
    56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
    57 Club Orange
    58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
    59 The Foot & Mouth.
    60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
    61 TK Red Lemonade

    6 Comments 1081 days

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I Know You Are But What Am I? by Mogwai
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  • Clodagh Hannon
    Clodagh Hannon

    hi jean how r u

    6 weeks ago
  • Coolaboola Events
    Coolaboola Events

    Coolaboola Events are proud to present:


    Daithí Ó Drónaí (Check him out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToDwe... )
    Fizzy Make Feel Good
    And special guests all the way from Argentina!


    The Pavilion, Sat Oct 10 @ 2pm.

    €8 / €7 with a flier!


    Free stuff for all attendees! Including Mr. Freezes, sweets and badges! :D :D


    ALL ages welcome!

    7 weeks ago
  • Gaff Party
    Gaff Party

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    +++++
    OI OI, GAFF PARTY, WEDNESDAY NIGHT @ WAX/SPY SOUTH WILLIAM STREET
    DOORS @ 11PM
    ADMISSION IS €5


    Extra Special Guest Night!!!!
    Wednesday 24th June GAFFPARTY@WAX w/Special Guest THE PARAMEDIC{Nightmaker Records} VIDEO SHOOT!

    This Week Were Joined By The Paramedic (www.bebo.com/theparamedic) {Nightmaker Records) to destroy the basement of Wax with his Electro/Electro Tech Bangers, and were also shooting the video for his upcoming tune 'One One Tick' live during the course of the night, this really is not to be missed as this lad is making huge noises in the underground dance world and is going to be absolutely massive!! you've heard it off the Gaff Party lads First!

    GAFFPARTY DJs(warm up): 11.00 -12.15

    The Paramedic Live Video Shoot: 12.15 - 1.10

    Schoolbag: 1.10-1.40

    Bunker: 1.40-2.10

    Cerebro: 2.10 - 2.40

    Doors@11pm, Drink Promos all on, get down early to avoid not havin a laugh and a dance!!

    22 weeks ago
  • FOX JAW BOUNTY HUNTERS
    FOX JAW BOUNTY HUNTERS

    Download the debut single
    'HOMEWARD BOUND AND GAGGED'
    from FOX JAW BOUNTY HUNTERS

    text 'MUSIC 3260' to 57501 (texts cost €1)
    download from downloadmusic.ie

    Within three days of its release it went straight to No.3 in the Irish download charts! Support Independent original Irish music!

    22 weeks ago
  • Vivienne O'Brien
    Vivienne O'Brien

    hey jeanie
    im having my 21st on june 20th in punches hotel
    would love for you t be there
    x

    24 weeks ago
  • Gaff Party
    Gaff Party

    OI OI, GAFF PARTY @ WAX,/SPY SOUTH WILLIAM STREET, WEDNESDAY DOORS @ 11,
    THE VERY BEST IN ELECTRO/ELECTRO TECH/TECH HOUSE!!
    ADMISSION=€5

    THIS WEEK WERE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS TO BRING YOU THE BEST DANCE PARTY!!

    WE'VE GOT NEW REMIXES FROM DEADMAU5, DatA, BOYS NOIZE, SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO, FELGUK, SOURCECODE, ZOMBIE NATION, POPOF AND LOADS LOADS MORE!!!

    CROWD LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, WE ONLY GET SOUND PEOPLE DOWN WHO ARE ACTUALLY INTO IT AND NOT A LOAD OF SCENE HEADS SAYIN ' LIKE OMG I FUCKING LOVE JUSTICE' :D :D

    FIRST 10 PEOPLE TO COMMENT BACK GET CONCESSION PRICE ENTRY, THATS ONLY 3 QUID!

    SEE YOU ON WEDNESDAY
    GAFF PARTY

    X

    28 weeks ago
  • S.O.N
    S.O.N

    how you pet

    28 weeks ago
  • Donna Morrison
    luv Donna Morrison

    njoy ur trip .. deffo c ya when u get bk!! x

    28 weeks ago
  • Heritage Centre
    Heritage Centre

    Yo Jean!!

    You up the Dublin this Friday?

    We're releasing our new single in Whelans if you're about.

    Come to it!!

    We are!!

    HC

    29 weeks ago
  • Laura Moore
    luv Laura Moore

    wheres the charlies angles picture was it awful ?

    29 weeks ago
  • Karyn
    luv Karyn

    yup unfortunately im home :(
    i wanna move over haha
    i hte glasgow!!
    but you guys should definately come over at some point :D
    xxx

    29 weeks ago
  • Tuds McCockles
    luv Tuds McCockles

    sweet jesus.
    :O

    34 weeks ago
  • Louise Moloney
    Louise Moloney

    Heya!!
    Celebrating my 21st on Friday 24th April in The Clubhouse in Trinity Rooms. Kicks off at 9pm with music from The Demise and Gordon Agnew. You won't be able to get into the venue before 11 without an invitation so send me on your address and if you want to bring friends let me know and I'll send out a few invites. Really hope you can come!! Should be fun!!
    Lou x :P
    P.S. you don't have to send me your address lol..

    34 weeks ago
  • Kathryn
    Kathryn

    awh, no worries dude! tisnt the best of line ups this year, t could be better, but thres a gud few bands i wantt o see so its not too bad, and im actually allowed tis year which is kinda funny too
    no bands / gigs lined up atm, low on funds, all money is going towards driking funds!
    warped tour? the jealousy i feel atm is immense!
    how was your paddy's day?! highlight of mine was going with my mother to get her eyebrows waxed..im coool :D

    35 weeks ago
  • Gaff Party
    Gaff Party

    GAFF PARTY @ WAX TONIGHT
    DOORS @ 11-LATE
    ADMISSION IS JUST A 5ER
    ABSOLUTELY BANGING HOUSE/ELECTRO/TECHNO BY THE GAFF PARTY RESIDENTS PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS ON WEEKLY ROTATION!!

    VODKA & SPLASH €4
    660ML BOTTLE OF BAVARIA €4
    PINT BOTTLE OF DRUIDS €4
    PITCHER OF BEER €10

    GUESTLIST IS LIMITED BUT SEND US A COMMENT AND WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO!

    WE LIKE: LAIDBACK LUKE/MSTRKRFT/DUBFIRE/SEBASTI
    AN/DE
    ADMAU5/BOYS NOIZE/MODESELEKTOR/CHUCKIE/DI
    SCO VILLAINS/CRYSTAL FIGHTERS/FEADZ/CHEWY CHOCALATE COOKIES/BLOODY BEETROOTS/HOUSEMEISTER/JUSTIC
    E/CRO
    OKERS AND MUCH MORE!!!

    ALSO LOOK OUT FOR US AT THINK TANK ON THE 20TH MARCH AND THE 10TH OF APRIL WHEN WE WILL BE JOINED BY THE CRYSTAL FIGHTERS(KITSUNE)

    PEACE AND LOVE
    GAFFPARTY

    @~@~@~@

    35 weeks ago
  • Tuds McCockles
    Tuds McCockles

    i do believe you've diapeared....

    36 weeks ago
  • Gaff Party
    Gaff Party

    GAFF PARTY @ WAX EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT
    DOORS @ 11-LATE
    ADMISSION IS JUST A 5ER
    ABSOLUTELY BANGING HOUSE/ELECTRO/TECHNO BY THE GAFF PARTY RESIDENTS PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS ON WEEKLY ROTATION!!

    VODKA & SPLASH €4
    660ML BOTTLE OF BAVARIA €4
    PINT BOTTLE OF DRUIDS €4
    PITCHER OF BEER €10

    GUESTLIST IS LIMITED BUT SEND US A COMMENT AND WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO!

    WE LIKE: LAIDBACK LUKE/MSTRKRFT/DUBFIRE/SEBASTIAN/DE
    ADMAU5/BOYS NOIZE/MODESELEKTOR/CHUCKIE/DISCO VILLAINS/CRYSTAL FIGHTERS/FEADZ/CHEWY CHOCALATE COOKIES/BLOODY BEETROOTS/HOUSEMEISTER/JUSTICE/CRO
    OKERS AND MUCH MORE!!!

    ALSO LOOK OUT FOR US AT THINK TANK ON THE 20TH MARCH AND THE 10TH OF APRIL WHEN WE WILL BE JOINED BY THE CRYSTAL FIGHTERS(KITSUNE)

    PEACE AND LOVE
    GAFFPARTY
    xox

    37 weeks ago
  • Kathryn
    luv Kathryn

    in reference to your say something, are you headin oxegen this year? allowed go this time round so i am...got my ticket friday..hopefully ill see you dude!
    xxx

    37 weeks ago
  • Darragh Murphy
    Darragh Murphy

    Ahhh yes i remember the JD now! You had it in the coke bottle haha, sure it was a mad laugh like have to do it again!!

    38 weeks ago