Greg Deane
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Man, 27,
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- uit El Bulman
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Peter Griffin: Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
You better watch who your calling a child lois, because if I'm a child you know what that makes you? A Paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert !
Peter: [writing letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter 'Ciara Lynch' Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
RANDOM QUOTE: His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer...
The Guys' Rules
Men ARE NOT mind readers
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us
complaining about you lea
- Music
- Green Day, Metallica, Weezer, REM, Blur, Blink182, Chili Peppers, Rage against the Machine, Frank Sinatra, The beatles, Oasis, The Beach Boys, Apocalyptica, Kings of Leon, Franz Ferdinand, The Kaiser Chiefs, Coldplay, The Stereophonics, Jimmy Eat World, The Hives, The White Stripes, The Killers, Jamiroquai, Bootsy Collins, The Beastie Boys, U2, SOAD, Kasabian, Alanis(first album only), Chemical Brothers, Gorillaz, Jet, The Beach Boys, The Thrills(some only), Linkin Park(early day stuff), Jem, Lenny Kravitz, The Darkness, Wheatus, if anyone I know has any Raconteur stuff and some 60's jazz i'd like to hear it.
- Films + Tv
- Matrix, The Green Mile, Moulin Rouge, Scarface, The Shawshank Redemption, Return to Sender (heh heh heh), Family Guy, The Simpsons, House of Flying Daggers, Walk the Line(rock on J Cash), Natural Born Killers, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Apocalypse Now. Two and a half men. Enterprise, The West Wing
- Sports
- Ice/Roller Hockey, sailing(mainly spectator), Soccer, Target Shooting, wakeboarding.
- Scared Of
- Gummy Bears and Smurfs... not necessarily in that order... What the smurfin smurf are you smurfin on about? Man I got Smurfette's number, I'm calling over tonight so we can hop on the good smurf and do the bad smurf. Palestinian guerillas. Zap Brannigan... an man in a skirt like that is wrong on a plethora of levels. Stewie... any kid that wants to skin his own mom has issues.
- Happiest When
- Eating, smoking, drinking, playing Ice hockey. Girls. Smoking and drinking while talking to girls. Cooking. Sailing Wakeboarding, attempting the previous.
- Likes
- Food, specifically food that is bad for me. Books, fiction, biographies, whatever. Music. Cooking. Talking smack. Shooting things. Driving. Paintballing. Pizza. Old People. Getting shot at. Stalking people, you know who you are(A joke for those of you for whom it's not relevant). Bowling when drunk. The ability of Elastigirl to stretch. Being Baked. Midget Belly Dancers. Austin Powers. Seven of Nine. Being with Friends while baked. Liz Hurley in A. Powers. Being with girls I like. Leela, one eye or not, she's hot... you all know it lads. The O.C. (I blame Sull, All of them) Two and a half men, Ryvita with cream cheese, Yum.
- Dislikes
- People who don't indicate while driving, people who think they are of greater social stature than they are and act like wankers, the phrase 'Simple as that' in a northern accent, randy elephants, horses that talk sense, Any cream based pasta dishes. Sunglasses when they aren't required, not being able to fly very well. People who don't bloody reply to messages cos their too lazy and wonder why nothing gets organised. Getting my face waxed with those 'warm em in your hands' wax strips... You fuckers will get your comeuppance. Having Garlic Paste in my shoes. Steve Staunton and Mick McC... Roy, you're a legend. That shyte new Woody Allen movie matchpoint, Big Brother, Dyob Nasoj, fuckin tool.
afsluiten Polls
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How do they get the figs into the Fig Rolls??
- Only smarties have the answer...
- There's only one bar of chocolate...
- With a complicated fig rolling machine
- The aliens do it 'cause they have four arms and can do it quicklier...
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What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
- 42
- There is no spoon.
- How about some spooning?
- Who cares lets have a smoke.
- Where's my therapist, I need some valium.
afsluiten Blog
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My boss has a small ding dong.
Conor Ryan, you great big steamer. My Boss, illustrious as he is has managed through noone's fault but my own, to cunningly infiltrate my bebo page and fuck shit up a bit. Langer. so if anyone spots something that's changed and it doesn't look like it was me well then let me know, savage, cheers.0 Commentaren 826 dagen
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Stuff to say
politics... fianna fail are shit. the best of the rest are shit... but I've one question... who'd you loan a grand to... bertie or enda? hmmm? therein lies the rub people, if i had a multi billion dollar company (Ireland) would i let bertie run it... would i fuck... which is why FG are better. The country shouldn't b run by the result of a popularity contest... but then what do i know...
health is important people, at any time it may be in jeopardy and you may have no idea. And that is really the issue, plan to live like you have no plan for life, not like you can never deviate from a predetermined course. the only great human discovery is what makes us each tick within ourselves, slaving away to a preconception or goal is not a life... you may never get there through no fault of your own. I preach not fatalism people only to embrace the moment like it is your last and make sure you have no insurmountable regrets, that what may happen will happen and not to feel like if you looked back, would you change what you did...
I'm some pompous langer no?
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London...
London is cool, the transport is pretty on time, the streets are flat for the most part, the girls aren't irish, the booze is cheaper... Doobee is cheaper, a lot cheaper, ain't life the business
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Bobby O' Riordan66 weken geledenI'll be out in Cork weekend of 26th - 28th of September if you're around. Take it handy.
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RicHie O Callaghan
DIDUMS!!!! i didnt mean to post that publicly. oh well. NEVER SHOW ME YOUR COCK AGAIN.
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RicHie O Callaghan
story, just saw that comment on my white board there . hows the car going?? still working 2 jobs hatching evil plans and saving like a mo-fo !! ill exlain at a later stage.. hows the new car?? have you crashed it yet?? how many dead??injured? whens the trail?? oh and about that "thing " you showed me , which i wont mention, i checked it out on line and ive narrowed it down to 2 possibilities...............
These ulcers can be a symptom of syphilis. A syphilitic ulcer is called a chancroid. They begin as small painful pimples that break down to soft ragged ulcers. These ulcers bleed easily. The glands are also often swollen as well.
or................................
.....A rash on or near the penis may be scabies. This infestation burrows beneath the skin causing irritation and itching.....
either way man id see a fuckin doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let me know how it goes.






















yeah . i went there.
Prionsa Chorcaí 0 AntwoordenHee hee hee greggy you'll just have to wait.....
Denise Rocks 0 Antwoorden