Come with us now on a journey through time and space... to the world of The Mighty Boosh...



Howard: Hey, remember the time we had that soup?
Vince: Hahaha, that was brilliant!
Together: Soup! Soup! A tasty soup! Soup! A spicy carrot and coriander!
Vince: Chilli Chowder!
Together: Crouton! Crouton! Crunchy cubes in a liquid broth! I am gaspachio oh! I am a summer soup mmm! Miso! Miso! Fighting in the dojo. Miso! Miso! Oriental friends in the land of soup!

"....and all the wolves were found upside-down in a box!"

The Moon: Shootin' star. Look at you. Shootin' star. You're a beautiful ball of light. Shootin' star. Get out the way! You're all in my per-per-perifernal vision! You're all over the place like a bluebottle!.......... I'm the moon.

"Get with the bracken, move with the moss, lie down with the lichen"

Ice flow (Tundra)

Its the nothing-ness
The whiteness
The endless-ness
Stretching on beyond human imagination
Desolation of the soul
OH MY GOD

Ice flow - nowhere to go
Ice flow - nowhere to go
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra

Whiteness
Nothingness
Endlessness
Death

The whiteness of the whale pales in comparison
Oh my god - who the hell are you?

I’m little Johnny Frostbite
Moving around
Freezin’ you up freezing you down
Like an icicle
Coming in your tent in the pink light scissor bite
Arctic death
Infinite night

They call me tundra boy
Because I move like an arctic - lizzard
When the Blizzard strikes I disappear like a pipedream
All that’s left is the gleam - on a tent peg

Boosh Boosh - stronger than a moose
Don’t lock your door or we’ll come through your roof - top
Stop look around take your mind off the floor
Because the Boosh is loose and we’re a little bit raw!

Ice, flow, nowhere to go
Ice, flow, nowhere to go
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra

"Vince: your moves are like being caressed by natural yoghurt..."

Howard: "Why would she ring for me, she think's i'm an idiot."
Vince: "Come on Howard, there's plenty of reasons she might not ring for you. I mean, maybe she's trapped in a cabinet?"

Howard Moon: "I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain - Order up some violent quiche"

Vince: "I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo!"
Naboo: "He's a ball bag."
Vince: "What are you gonna do? You'll probably by alright won't you - you're a shaman - it's a pretty specialist job."
Naboo: "I might transform myself into a mighty hawk."
Vince: "Into a what?"
Naboo: "Mighty Hawk."
Vince:"Wow."
Naboo: "Either that or work in Dixons - I haven't decided."

Spirit of Jazz: "damn! why didn't you tell me my hat was on fire?"

Howard: "i thought it was your look."

"i don't kno

"People always talk about Ronaldinho but I didn't see him today I saw Henrik Larsson. He came on he changed the game, sometimes you talk about Ronaldinho and Eto'o and people like that, you need to talk about the proper footballer who, made the difference and that was Henrik Larsson tonight."
Thiery Henry - Arsenal FC

"The real tragedy is that there are some ignorant brothers out here. That's why I'm not on this all-White or all Black shit. I'm on this all-real or all fake shit with people, whatever color you are. Because niggaz will do you. I mean, there's some [foul] niggaz out there [in the streets]; the same niggaz that did Malcolm X, the same niggaz that did Jesus Christ- every brother ain't a brother. They will do you. So just because it's Black, don't mean it's cool. And just because it's White don't mean it's evil." Tupac Shakur aka 2Pac