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merry xmas wan!!!!

aye cant wait til i get back in toon. flight leaves friday (day after 2morro!)
but i will b in the airport at like 8 2moro evening so leaving really soon!!!! wow!

David Edgar! in defence? tbf ive played him on champ man b4 but always in midfield. not many canadians start in the prem. we really r desperate!

gutted that Pav hasnt mastered his defence yet, hoped his xperience wud calm nerves.

you out on new years eve??!! gota be man! ill c u there if not sooner.

luv ya man
xxxxxxxxx

intertoto trophy pah!

what a joke of a competition. that doesnt end our trophy drought! Honestly, and I thort Inter Milan finally winning the italian league, but only by default was pathetic.

fair play, weve done well in europe. but we havent won a damn thing.

cheers Wan, you are a great friend and easy on the (nearly empty) pockets.
see you when i get back...

Cheers wan man!!!!

I owe you so so so much!!!!


I no i havnt sed thanx for a bit nd Im sorry. Give me a clue wat u want for xmas, and I'll get u sumthing cheep that resembles nothing like what u originally asked for.

Hope unis alright

Love ya man!



cheerio

60p?!? thats a bit good! tho we have Evil Eye, which has beds to sit on whilst you drink ^_^
newcastle ruled tho...shame i dont live there anymore! *cry*

im coping! essays are especially gay and the due dates are a pain...but why give us work when so much fun is to be had?!
ouch, french!!
ight life better than newc there?

aaaarrrrgghhh for fucks sake NUFC win!!!!!!

I kno its not your fault wan but I cud really do with some positive news.

do you wanna lie on the next report. lol I shudnt question the integrity of wanfootballnews.coms number one reporter.

ahahah Rofl

southend, southend, southend.
Bet that made Fergies face red.
Southend=better than NUFC

relief for Newcastle to win, Sibierski is a right legend. Oh and Scotty Parker.

hmm after this morning i mite wait a week to see if Israel lessen their attacks on Gaza. Ive seen the mutilated limbs on TV. Someone, somewhere has to stop this atrocity. It may not be totally unprovoked but killing women and children still in their beds can never ever ever be justified.
ever.


ever.

take care and keep up the good stuff

Priest

my dear simon, things are going rather well, cept i have a cold.
york is treating me well but i can relate with the flat thing! mine are all southern (apart from a sheffield guy who looks like brogden) and bless them, they say things wrong.

how are you coping with all this work that they are expecting us to do? i mean whats up with that?!

xox

i gave them a lesson in talking last night - they say "cuk" rather than "cook" the freaks, so i wrote out "oo" and they said "oo", then "ook" and they said "ook" and they "cook" and they said "cuk"...they just cant talk

get in. we rule in europe!!!
Krul and Luque playing?? They seem to produce better results than our first team.

quality stuff.


aye Im back in Palestine legally for another three months. which is good.

Aye Its dead tuff when we dont win. It seems to me like we just desperately need lil MO back to put away the half chances, and Shay to keep our defence sound. But we shudnt be SO crap without those two.

Dyer and his freak fucking accidents. The lad would get injured if he was hit by a piece of cotton wool. I know he can cause the opposition bother (though tbh he hasnt been on top form or even playing since like 2002). And were payin him too much. Even if he was on the pitch, running like a very quick headless chicken does not warrent more than about 30 grand pw.