Steve Doyle

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Steve Doyle
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About Me

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Thats Mr. Fucking Bus Driver to you pal....
Me, Myself, and I
Not much to say, only I'm deadly.
The Other Half Of Me
Elaine Sadlier

Elaine Sadlier

It's my year round tan that does it.

Music
Kings of Leon, Amy Winehouse, Calvin Harris, Mark Ronson, Director, Republic of Loose, Arcade Fire, Artic Monkeys, BeeGees, Daft Punk, Chemical Brothers, David Bowie, Muse, Razorlight, Damien Dempsey, Feist, Depeche Mode, ELO, Willy Mason, Weezer, Sneaky Sound System, Tenacious D, Alan Alda, The Who, The Travelling Wilburys, The Beatles, The Fratellis, The Go! Team, Stevie Wonder, Foo Fighters, Silverchair, Prince, Roxy Music, Journey, The Doors, The Chalets, Metallica, Maroon 5, Peter Bjorn and John, John Lennon, U2, Led Zeppelin, Manic Street Preachers, Kate Nash, Kasabian, The Klaxons, Kaiser Chiefs, Just Jack, Hard-Fi, Gorillaz, Feist..... ah sure, a bit of e verything really.
Films
Some of my favourite movies would be: The Shawshank Redemption, Kill Bill Vol 1, Signs, Black Hawk Down, Rocky, Saving Private Ryan, Full Metal Jacket, Jaws, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Incredibles and we can"t forget about Star Wars. Yes, I am a nerd. Continuing on; LOTR Trilogy, Dawn of the Dead, Heat, The Godfather, Silence of the Lambs, Batman Begins, Leon, Ben Stiller Movies, Die Hard Movies, Transformers, The Tourne Trilogy, Simpsons Movie was a nice surprise
Television
Lost, The Office, The American Office, Prison Break, Discovery Channel, Reeling in the years (or whatever it's called, that thing on RTE that goes through the years, it has all the text down the bottom of each page, you know the one!) Rescue Me, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Jericho, Heroes, Border Patrol, The Closer, Dr. Phil and Oprah. Oh and Jeremy Kyle.
Scared Of
Bendi - Buses
Things That Annoy Me:
Girls who think they look great on a night out with a straw stuck in their hair, so that they look like a receptionist. LAME.
Johnny Vaughan. Nuff said.
Pearl Harbor; the movie not the actual harbour.
Tuk - Tuks, I fucking hate the things.
Black uniforms on very hot days, cruel and unusual punishment.
Running out of credit, prepay phones are robbing bastards.
Sarah Jessica Parker, does she have the most punchable face? Our survey says...... YES!
People who don't know what indicators are for.

Oh don"t worry, there"s so much more to come.....

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  • Police Quotes

    “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”

    “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

    “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

    “Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?”

    “Warning! You want a warning? OK, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

    “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?”

    “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

    “Life’s tough, it’s tougher if you’re stupid.”

    “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but nowwe’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.”

    “Just how big were those two beers?”

    “In God we trust, all others are suspects

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  • 17 Things I Learned from Indiana Jones

    1 - If you throw a whip over any type of overhang, it will stick on the first shot and hold your body weight.

    2 - Nazis are bad.

    3 - Germans are really up on their biblical history.

    4 - Egyptians are surprisingly good sidekicks... and a lot more helpful than little Asian kids.

    5 - Always have a monkey around to eat the fruit before you do.

    6 - Revolvers always beat swords.

    7 - Airplane propellers beat revolvers.

    8 - A solid gold statue weighs as much as two handfuls of sand.

    9 - If you are at a party and someone says "Hey, let’s open up the Ark of the Covenant ," get the hell out of there.

    10 - Never leave your hat behind. Ever.

    11 - Never look down.

    12 - Monkey brains and Jell-O are nearly interchangeable.

    13 - Spiders are okay. Rats? No problem. But snakes...

    14 - X really does mark the spot.

    15 - There's always another way out.

    16 - Jesus had lousy taste in drinkware.

    17 - Metal Medallion + Open Flame = Cool Looking Hand Scar.

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  • Guide to driving in Ireland

    1. Indicators will give away your next move. A confident Irish driver avoids using them.

    2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, because somebodyelse>will fill in the space, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

    3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have of getting hit.

    4. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, especially with WW, MO or MH plates. With no insurance, the other operator probably has nothing to lose.

    5. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that >your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous, foot massage as the brake pedal violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.

    6. Never pass on the right when you can pass on the left. It's a good way to prepare other drivers entering the motorway.

    7. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are not enforceable in Ireland during rush hour.

    8. Always brake and rub neck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tyre. This is seen as a sign of respect forthe victim.

    9. Learn to swerve abruptly without signalling. Ireland is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to theDepartment>of Public Works, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them alert!

    10. It is tradition in Ireland to honk your horn at cars in front of you that do not move three milliseconds after thelight>turns green.

    11. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it is important to exit your vehicle through the windscreen right away. Wearing your seat belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from danger.

    12. Remember that the goal of every Irish driver is to get ahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.

    13. WARNING! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended

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    • Judy K
      Judy K

      Lo o_O

      24 weeks ago
    • The Chapters
      The Chapters

      Hey Steve

      Just popping in to promote our..

      'Videotapes' single launch & debut album preview. Academy 2. April 30th. Tickets are going. Buy them at mcd.ie & ticketmaster.ie

      We have all the info on our page..

      Hope to see you there. Please forgive us the cheeky plug.

      the chapters

      34 weeks ago
    • Cazzy
      luv Cazzy

      Yeah there should be plenty of interestin things to read - heres an exclusive heads up Batman no 1 for defo!! As for everythin else ul just have to wait like everyone else :L :L :L

      48 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Jenny Mc Clurg
      Jenny Mc Clurg

      I love your flashbox Steve!!!!

      You never told me you went on America's got talent!!!!
      Nice moves Steve!!!!

      :L :L :L :L :L

      56 weeks ago
    • Jenny Mc Clurg
      luv Jenny Mc Clurg

      Hello Stevey Boy

      Awww i know.....how feckin funny is that clip??? Its an advert....its always on the TV you crazy moo!!!! I have the last bit were he goes HAHAHAHAHAHA....TRUMPETS as my message alert tone!!!! Oh....did you get my new number i sent you there the other day???

      So whats the latest my dear???
      What you up to over the weekend???
      Have you been doing the 41X route at all at all these days???
      Oh....did you hear amber is coming back to Ireland at the weekends now to work in GD mary street for chrimbo??? Exciting news or wha???

      FRIDAY LOVE FOR YOU


      56 weeks ago
    • Jenny Mc Clurg
      Jenny Mc Clurg

      Hello Babes

      Did you head out on Friday for drinkies with Amber???? Was it a good night??? Any scandal you crazy fool???

      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

      58 weeks ago
    • Amber Gibney
      Amber Gibney

      yes please! I've been on to Ide and she said she would get jenny mccahill. I left bebo messages for jenny roche and jenny mcclurg, but if you wanted to text either it would be lovely!!

      59 weeks ago
    • Amber Gibney
      Amber Gibney

      Heylo,

      Still up for socialising on Friday?

      59 weeks ago
    • Judy K
      Judy K

      Mr F-ing Bus driver....

      I have matt damon
      he says to tell you ben's on his way over :L

      67 weeks ago
    • Jenny Mc Clurg
      luv Jenny Mc Clurg

      Hey Stevey Boy

      Hows you ???????????

      67 weeks ago
    • Judy K
      luv Judy K

      ahoy me matey...
      looks like I'm as bad at the giving up thing as you are with yours :P
      *Random hug*

      67 weeks ago
    • Jenny Mc Clurg
      luv Jenny Mc Clurg

      Hello Lovey

      Did you have a nice Easter weekend??? Ohhhh what Egg did the big furry bunny bring ya??? You not working today mister???

      xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      87 weeks ago
    • Judy K
      Judy K

      Give me bebo luv!!! NOW DAMMIT.....

      or else... I'll tell people steve... I'll tell them what you're up to!!

      :P

      90 weeks ago
    • Amber Gibney
      Amber Gibney

      yep college was crap. Very dull and such, so I quit. It was absolutely wonderful. I am now a two time college drop out. I'm gonna start an Open University maths degree in September in order to expand my mind while I'm writing. As for now I'm going to start working full time in Waterstones until September when we are going to buy an apartment! Wahey!
      Can't wait to see you in a month...

      91 weeks ago
    • Kazie Hogan
      luv Kazie Hogan

      happy valentines day hun! x

      92 weeks ago
    • Jenny Mc Clurg
      Jenny Mc Clurg

      You finished up in workies for the day???

      xxxxxxxxxxxxx

      93 weeks ago
    • Kazie Hogan
      Kazie Hogan

      hey mr bus man! hows you? any news? x

      93 weeks ago
    • Amber Gibney
      Amber Gibney

      Dear Mr. Bus Driver,

      I cannot remember when I sent you a message last so forgive me if I'm repeating myelf. Did you get my Christmas card? Did you?

      93 weeks ago
    • Jenny Mc Clurg
      Jenny Mc Clurg

      Awww what you slagging the Pembroke for....mr.bus driver too high and mighty for the aul Pembroke!!!! Ahhhh yeah....you've changed buddy boy!!!! We will have to do lunchies soon!!!! Serious catch up is to be had!!!!

      Ohhhh a few of us toddling out in Swords on Saturday if your up for it me wee lad!!!??? I wont go cancelling this time???

      So what routes you been doing lately??? 33B????
      Holla at me when you are doing that route and i will buzz out to see Barbara....she said you can park your bus in her driveway anytime!!!! Wink wink!!!!

      Hows tricks anyhoo???
      You and Elaine planning any holidays this year???

      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      94 weeks ago
    • Jenny Mc Clurg
      Jenny Mc Clurg

      Peek a boo.....i see you!!!!

      Hows you me darling???
      Any scandal????

      xxxxxxxxxxxx

      94 weeks ago