Effy

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Me, Myself, and I
I’m Effy. It’s a shit name but it’s short for Elizabeth which is even worse. I live with my Mum and Dad. My brother used to live here too but now he’s gone. On the day he left he gave me his duvet cover, half a bottle of Peach Schnapps, and his bedroom. Well, he doesn’t need it any more does he? So now it’s my kingdom. I drank the Schnapps and gave the duvet to Oxfam.
TV Shows
TV rots your brain and makes you infertile. True story.
Film Stars
I don’t have favourite film stars. Everyone gets old and shit in the end. My favourite film character is the Elephant Man. He’s hot.
Dream Date
Refer to last question
Favourite Smell
Petrol

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  • These are the four most interesting things about me....

    1) I can pick stuff up with my toes. Like, not just socks and crap like that but big things. Ketchup bottles. Ashtrays. Ipods. It’s a less useful skill than you’d think.

    2) My Dad was so angry when I got expelled from the shit school I used to go to that he literally started farting in rage. Gross.

    3) I’m distantly related to a 17th century French aristocrat called Cecile DeLacroix. She was beheaded during the French Revolution. Her eyes carried on blinking for 14 seconds after her head was severed from her neck and her lover had her teeth sewn into his pillow.

    4) My favourite smell is petrol.

    If you want to know any more send a stamped addressed envelope and ten pounds in cash to P.O. Box 67894.

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  • Tanya
    Tanya

    HI HOW R U :P

    49 weken geleden
  • Andy
    Andy

    Hi Effy - cool name - thanks for the add, or did I add you. I get siomewhat confused at this time of the year. Anyway, thanks for being a friend! Take care, Andy. x

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  • Tanya
    Tanya

    Check out m.bebo.com from your mobile! If you login on your phone now, you'll automatically send me an extra Luv!

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  • Unspoken Intimate
    luv Unspoken Intimate

    I love you.
    So much.
    Please un-gay me.
    lol
    x0x0
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  • Tanya
    luv Tanya

    Hi thanx 4 the add:)

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  • Andrew McCallum
    Andrew McCallum

    Hey there...
    Thanks for the add :)

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