It's red in Russia

Can I get another AMEN!

Bond, James Bond

Do you know the enemy? Do you know your enemy? Well, gotta know the enemy.

Here comes the rain again falling from the stars, drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are

Violence is an energy against the effigy, well violence is an energy

Born into Nixon I was raised in hell a welfare child where the teamsters dwelled.

Desperate, but not hopeless, I feel so useless in this murder city

Desperate, but not hopeless, I feel so useless in this murder city

From Chigaco to Toronto, she's the one that they call old whatsername

Don't wanna be an American Idiot!

Violence is an energy against the effigy, well violence is an energy

Nobodys perfect and I stand accused

I pledge allegiance to the underworld

Shes holding on my heart like a hand-grenade

As time ticks by And still I try No rest for crosstops in my mind

My generation is zero, I never made it as a working class hero.

Another turning point.... A fork stuck in the road

I dont feel any shame, I wont apologize, when there aint nowhere you can go, running away from pain when you've been victimized, tales from another broken home

Do as I say not as I do because The shit's so deep you can't run away

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobody likes perfect, so why practice?

No man can eat 50 eggs

There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.

I am the greatest guitar player in the fucking world. I can play heavy metal goddamnit.

Now are any of these vegetables magic? I mean if I rub that bean on my foot will I run faster?

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.

Never run in the rain with your socks on.

Green Day is like sex: when we're good, we're really good; and when we're bad... we're still pretty damn good.

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No, that's trend!'

This song's called American Idiot. It's about me.

Roll roll roll a joint, twist it at the ends; light it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends

Orange Mocha Frappucino!

Chocolate milk, bitch.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

If my kid didn't rebel... she wouldn't be my kid.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.

I can count to 4 and repeat, I'm a Drummer

Attack your instruments. Don’t let them attack you.

All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars.

Not all liberals smoke lettuce

To do something that you feel in your heart that's great, you need to make a lot of mistakes. Anything that's successful is a series of mistakes.

I'm a crazy son of a bitch. Do you think I have time to care about what all the other ass holes care? If they don't like us fine. We don't play for the people, we play because we have fun doing it.

I always thought anger was a lot more interesting than feeling good about yourself.

Never run in the rain with your socks on .

I only be stiff for you.

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!

There's a girl in the garden

Oi, prick

Sup niggers?

You've got red on you.

Can I get any of you cunts a drink???

Alright... Gay

Fuck the man!

'Yeeea Boiee!!'

Alright noodles

I like your take on boobies , and I like boobies

[Ronnie]You're just blamin' me cause I'm black.
[Danny] No I'm blamin' you cause you did it!

Tell her you long for her whispering eye... Oh my God that means vagina, it means vagina!

You're my chocolate bear!

[J.D] Death is like, a path... you know? I call it the 'Circle of Life'
[Dr.Cox] My god Newbie you have to stop watching the Lion King!
[J.D] I like the little lion... (Silence) You know the other lion?
[Dr.Cox] Simba?
[J.D] HAH! Got You! You love it too!

If you cheat on me I swear I will CHOP IT OFF!!!

FRICK FRICK FRICK!

Smockaccino

I'm cold walk down this road all alone it's no-ones fault but my own, it's the path I've chosen to go.

I'm zonin' off on one joint hoppped in a limo, Broke in the window, Shoppin' a demo, At gunpoint, A lyricist, without a clue what year is this, Fuck a needle here's a sword body pierce with this, Livin' amok never givin' a fuck, Gimme the keys I'm drunk, And I've never driven a truck, But I've smoked dope in a cab, I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab, Come back the next week and reopen your scab.

I got a girl you wanna meet her? Her name is nine millimeter

...If You Let Me, You Won't Regret Me.. SHIT If You Let Me, You Won't FORGET Me...

I'm a new song, and your just the remix. - Lil Wayne

I'm only puttin' up one finger, cause you're not even worth two!!

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something.

I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like.

I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like.

Coz ,Bitch I'm the Bomb like, Tick Tick!

You think you fresh? Shit niggah I'm RIPE!

She's like a cop car wheeo wheeo wee

I Dont Want a Broken Heart Cuzz I'll Lose THe Peices

Fuck if you don't understand me.. I love being misunderstood.

I listen to her heart beat, cause it plays my favorite song..

Oh yes I love her like.. PUSSY, MONEY, WEED!!

FUCK THA WORLD!!!

I got ice in my veins blood in my eyes hate in my heart love in my mind

And her form puts me in a trance, I transform smaller and she puts me in her pants

Ima Pick Da World Up And Drop It On Your Fuckin Head

I'm gone, muthafuka I'm gone

I knOw tha wOrld isz cOld & deceiving buht I keep muh head up lyke my nOse is bleeding .

Don't let them say you ain't beautiful, they can all get fucked just stay true to you.

It hurts but I never show, this pain you'll never know

It hurts but I never show It's pain you’ll never know If only you can see just how lonely and how cold And frostbit I’ve become My back’s against the wall When push come to shove I just stand up and scream f-ck em all

That joke is so old, last time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Im gonna go rub my ball sack all over your drum set!!!

When I fell for the hustle failure became my ex; now I'm married to money; and sleeping with success;;

Which one of you bitches... wants to dance?

You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life. £5.99.

Agree with me when I am talking to you!

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.