1.Justin Cullinan being a snake in the grass
1.5 Gram and his laptop
2.hotjohn01
3.Finn Shleabag Merrins
4.Garda
5.Birds
6.Halo and the way it steals your life
7.Raystones
8.Sticky's
9.Kippers
10.Gypsies Selling The Issue Magazine
11.Bouncers
12.Minimal
13.Kev
14.Redser
15.When you wake up hungover after a seshin,look at your locker and theres no water.
16.Not being able to find the remote to the tv
17.School
18.No credit
19.No buzz
20.Biting your tongue
21.Rays pink shirt
22.When you hit the "you have 10 skins left" why not just say 9 ?
23.Silent treatments
24.Monday mornings
25.When you wanna watch a dvd look in the box and its not there
26.When you run out of mixer
27.Valhalla
28.Redser
29.When you get a "you have no more room for new messages" message
30.When people send you retarded texts,.ie"fuk of"
31.Having one smoke left
32.The 17 and 75
33.Mortons
34.Sundays
35.Red rings of death (broken xbox)
36.No toliet paper
37.The game of Racket
38.When your lighter runs out of gas
39.When you have no back to your phone and the battery always falls out
40.When you get that text you run out of free texts and calls
41.When you really need to fart but your around birds
42.When your really hungry and theres nothing in your gaff to eat
43.When you lose your phone when its on silent
44.When you get a cold and you cant blow your nose
45.http://www.bebo.com/BuzzBaron <--- R A T
46.Justins fucking moon boots that he wears
47.When justin dosent answer his phone
48.Private bebos
49.When your mum gives you the "im disappointed" speech
50.Popcorn stuck between the teeth
51.The Coronas
52.Not having a job
53.Finn being the biggest scab
54.When your laces ripp
55.Not having a good session over the weekend..no buzz
56.Web texts
57.When you go onto meteor.ie and it wont let you log in
58.Call Mes
59.People sending you call me's and when you call them back they dont answer
60.Parents
61.Shaving
62.At a free gaff and your cans get racketed
63.Stepping in dog shit
64.Stepping in puddles, when ya dont want to
65.When you wait all year for summer..and summer turns out shit
66.When you spit and in lands on your shoe or summit
67.The way you cant enjoy anything to yourself..ENDS is always called! RATS!
68.Not going out midweek, and week takes ages to pass
69.Electro Kids
70.People that wake you up
71.Bushy kids
72.Broken kingpins
73.Poppin' bearings
74.When your phone dies
75.Having no phone
76.When your ipod dies
77.Getting robbed of tricks
78.People telling you to meet them somewhere and then not showing up
79.Breaking your headphones
80.People that ring your house and ask you to do surveys.
81.Ninjas
82.Kids on bikes at Bushy
83.Lagging


More later !!!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Hit it with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being shot in the head.

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How do you make a mime yell?
Throw a brick at his face.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas?
Nothing.

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Why was your eye itchy?
Because a spider layed its eggs in your head.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog?
oggkhknmfdsnkmnfdjznfj.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she died in 1968.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One holds groceries, the other molests children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didn't. He got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
One is an Italian food and the other is a person who believes in Judaism.

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What happened to the elderly old man who liked to play tricks on children?
He was stoned to death.

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What did the florist do when she saw a child picking up a rubber ball outside her store?
She ran outside, kicked him in the ribs, and screamed maniacally until the police arrived to detain her.

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger.

The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop.

The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.

He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office.

Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.

Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house.

Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.

Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.

Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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I was walking down the street the other day when this bum comes up to me and says he hasn't had a bite in three days.
So I stabbed him.

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Q.What did the robot say to the child?
A.Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did the paramedic refuse to save the dying child?
Because he was off-duty.

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Why did the woman lose the beauty contest?
Because she was ugly.

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why can't the little boy go to school?
He has terminal cancer.

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Why did Hellen Keller lose her hand?
She tried to read a road sign at 40 miles an hour.

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Johnny comes ba

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. Anything 2 say b4 u go?