So... A ramble... Yes... A ramble... Just generally talk and maybe someone will read this and think about this and be all interested and all that kind of malarkey. That's an annoying word to spell by the way, mind you my spelling is awful... And I use '...' a lot, quite a lot. A lot of a lots. Shallots.
No more '...' or ellipses/ellipsis's/ellipsoids (silly firefox spell checker) for at least two paragraphs. That is if i write two more paragraphs. I may write one or one hundred I don't know. Either way I will be going to work in soon. That really needs an ellipsis in it. Damn.
Anyway, a ramble. Sat talking to no one is normally a sign of madness. Or stood talking to someone. It's really the same thing. But this isn't madness. Well it probably is but if you've read this far I also question how mad you are. How mad are you?
But I'm sat here, cross legged, on the sofa, waiting for dinner and work. Top Gear is on the TV and I want to read my Yes Man book but I thought it would be interesting to ramble which brings me here. Yes Man is a good book by the way, I recommend it. I also think it's a good idea to be a Yes Man. Maybe I shall become one but then would people take advantage of me and make me go do nasty things? Maybe that's the fun of it. But if I do become a Yes Man I won't tell you just to be safe. However lots of yes's, especially yes's which really should be no's, coming from my mouth will be a give away.
I wasn't hungry a minute ago, but after eating a grape I suddenly feel hungry. Silly grapes. Tasty though, I'll give them that. Oh and just in case you hadn't noticed I'm not really bothered about transitions, I just crash into the next subject like a elephant on a bungee rope. I don't think anyone has done that though, put an elephant on a bungee rope I mean. Actually when you think about it its perfectly safe for an elephant to be on, under, around or even tied to a bungee rope, the problem only arises when the elephant is dropped from a high height while on a bungee rope. Probably safer that the elephant is on the rope though. Maybe if you had many ropes you could save the elephant. Do elephants get an adrenaline rush? Do elephants have any interest in bungee jumping? How would the elephant get up to the bungee jump location place? Is anyone still reading this? If you are, maybe you are inspired to put an elephant though a bungee jump and report back to me on your findings. After that we could discuss the finer details of elephant bungee jumping. This paragraph is getting long. Rambling, you see.
Not hungry any more though. Actually now that I think about it, I am. I think, therefore I am. I think. George Carlin quote. I like George Carlin. He's a funny man. Well he was until he died. I got one of his DVDs for Christmas. I got a fair bit for Christmas actually, I was well chuffed. Yes Man was also a Christmas present as well as several other Danny Wallace books. He's also a funny man. And still is. I think. Maybe I just gave him the kiss of death. Or just the kiss of being less funny.
Cutting the ramble off now. Dinner is ready. Maybe I shall continue after work...

1 who are you ??
2 are we friends ??
3 are we close??
4 would you hug me??
5 would you kiss me??
6 describe me in 3 words??
7 when and how did we meet ??
8 what do you like best about me??
9 do you have a crush on me??
10 have you ever wanted to punch me??
11 give me a nickname and explain why??
12 describe me in one word??
13 what was your first impression of me??
14 do you still think the same??
15 what reminds you of me??
16 if you could give me anything what would it be??
17 how well do you know me??
18 whens the last time you saw me ??
19 ever wanted to tell me sumthing you couldn't ??
20 are you going to put this on your blog and see what i say bout you ??

What would you do...

1.I died:

2.I said I loved you:

3.I kissed you:

4.I lived next door to you:

6.I stole something:

7.I was hospitalized:

8.I ran away from home and didnt come back:

9.I got into a fight and you were there:

10.Got busted For something you did:

11.Told u I hate u:

12. Got real pissed at a house party

12. Told u I'm gonna kill someone:

What do you think about my...

1.Personality:

2.Eyes:

3.humour:

4.self:

5.stupidity:

6. Intelligence: