attacks me with air freshner [to make you smell nice. FINE. i just wont bother anymore!],
records me without permission [to catch you farting]. i love you so much & always will do.
i cant wait for our next anniversary, will be amazingattacks me with air freshner [to make you smell nice. FINE. i just wont bother anymore!],
records me without permission [to catch you farting]. i love you so much & always will do.
i cant wait for our next anniversary, will be amazing
gets me drunk [better than being drugged],
dances with me [not sexually],
reads out news reports with me [well seriously. Bob, a builder. COME ON],
cheers me up when im sad [not that youre ever sad around me ],
rings me at 11 and gets of the phone at 1 despite the abusive texts i get [WHO ARE YOU ON THE PHONE TO?!],
doesnt eat a cream egg normally (i lick mine out) [dirty bitch],
spits her food out [THAT WAS A MISTAKE. corr hold it against me much. i wiped it off your leg didnt i?]
& makes sure i can har hear eating it [well i can hear you eating your wham bar y'know. youre disgusting]
makes me laugh till i need the toilet [yeah tell me about it. in and out that toilet like nobodies buisness]
shines lights in my eyes [only cos your eyes go funny. haha one big pupil one small haha].i love you sweetie & always will.even if you do try to kill me with aerosols.i miss alex so much and im sure one day he'll come back to us.i luvoo forever & ever, it's like we're joined xoxoxo <3