Hannah Skellam
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Femmina, 25,
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- Città: wallasey
- Stato sentimentale: Single
- Visite al profilo: 3.606
- Ultimo accesso: 2 settimane fa
- www.bebo.com/hannahskellam
- Tutto su di me
- Bebo is shit, Facebook is better.
- Fave Music
- Michael Jackson, Girls Aloud, Britney Spears and The Corrs
- Fave Films
- Armageddon, Love Actually, The Lion King, The Holiday, Superman, Superman II, Superman III, Superman IV, Superman Returns, Cruel Intentions, The Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Beauty And The Beast
- Fave Men
- Jon Bon Jovi, Dean Cain, Brandon Routh, Tom Welling, Val Kilmer, Jaason Simmons, Wentworth Miller
- Scared Of
- The Scream Man
- I Dont Like...
- Vegetables, Maggots, Knobheads, Bad Manners, Hypocrites and Stingey Men
- I Like...
- The Land of Narnia, Sleeping, Animals, Snow, Funny People With Funny Jokes
- Lately...
- I moved back to Wallasey at the end of August, messed around for a few months and then got a job in a bank and went on holiday. Then i came back, left my job and went back to uni to teach IT in secondary schools.
oh and i learned how to make amazing bebo skins!
chiudi Blog
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Chav Jokes
What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.
What do you call a 30 year old female chav?
Granny.
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
Why are chavs like slinkey's?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs
What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A liar.
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Bigmac please.
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Funny Stuff
Philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity...
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
19. Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have "S" in it?
30. Why are haemorrhoids called "haemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?0 commenti 1097 giorni
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heres a good idea...
colour your feet in with permanant marker and you wont have to wear socks.0 commenti 1248 giorni
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Fergal Mannion29 settimane fawas in liverpool before i left for asia
couple of months ago don't know when i'll be back
when u goin back to ireland x
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Fergal Mannion30 settimane fa
i'm on holidays
next stop vietnam
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Fergal Mannion30 settimane fa
hi hannah
greetings from phnom penh,cambodia -
Fergal Mannion37 settimane fa
thanks hannah,
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Patrick B50 settimane fanot near ready i allways leave it till last minute more fun that way are u back in uni again
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Patrick B51 settimane fa
hows it going hannah u all set for christmass, what u gettin me
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57 settimane fa
Fergal Mannion
hey hannah sorry i havent bin talkin 2 ya in ages my laptop is fecked ill book my flights as soon as its fixed how are you an college treatin each other
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Eanna Scully61 settimane faWhat is the story, you will never guess who i was talking to today.................. HARVEY fuckin NORMAN
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Yvan Vill63 settimane famy flat is up by the golf coarse its nice its cool that leah has her own place she still wit her fella well no news and i better go and ill talk to you again soon k x
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63 settimane fa
Yvan Vill
aidan is 2 since the 6th of this month he is so class ill show you wat he looks like wen your over
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Yvan Vill63 settimane fa
ya ill be around ye can come up to mine and lisa's flat and see my baby keelan he is so cool lisa is all good happy i hope
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Yvan Vill63 settimane fa
i just put the pictures up of my son x
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Yvan Vill63 settimane fa
ya and ill put a pic up on me site now in a few min
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Yvan Vill63 settimane fa
wat date you coming to ireland again???
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64 settimane fa
Elaine Henry
ah savage,ill be home that weekend for def!!! im livin and wrkin in carrick on shannon,its only about 40mins away,not so bad...ah we all came home at da end of jube cuz we cudnt find a decent place to live
i did nothin for two months cept bum around..... was great cool wat are u studyin?
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65 settimane fa
Gillian Monaghan
Ah dunno really guess we jus grew apart.. was hard but i'm happy to be away now and seeing the world like i always wanted! Im with two other girls at d moment both friends from home.. there wer five of us but they had to move on to sydney cuz there headin home now at d end of sept! Think ive got d travel bug i still have loads of places to see after dis so dunno wen ill settle at home again! Im absolutely delighted to hear ur doin the pgce congrats to you thats amazing! So hows d uni? Any hotties? Yea i agree d single life is good ya only hav to please yourself n plus its heaps of fun!
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Fergal Mannion65 settimane fa
oh ill sort ya out with somethin amazin no prob
wher u goin 2 uni now
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65 settimane fa
Gillian Monaghan
Hey hannah long time no chat how the hell are ya? wat ya up to these days? Alls good wit me over in Australia at the moment doin a bit of a world trip was in Soth America, NY, Vegas n California before this so theres bin some good times! Dunno if you know r not but grace goin wit a new guy called brian he is absolutely lovely im so happy for her! Im all single these days n intend keepin it that way for a while! So cum on fill us in on any goss!!!
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65 settimane fa
Fergal Mannion
ha ha what date are ya comin over
dont worry ill get ya a pressie
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65 settimane fa
Elaine Henry
Hi Hannah...hows things with ya?? when are you and Leah comin over??!! Cant wait its gona be savage craic!!!
to dunk to draw, hi how u night time 4 bed chat to u after lots of love
Patrick B 0 rispostehallow, i like the drunken video.
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