A
• Are you available?: depends what for...
• What is your age?: 25 years old
• What annoys you?: work....rangers......nacho novo.... people who won't ever admit they are wrong despite evryone knowing they are.... big fucking brother... and have i said rangers??

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: i do. he's off his nut
• When is your birthday? 28th October. same every year!!!
• Who are your best friends?: they know who they are

C
• Current mood: tired
• What's your favorite candy? fruit pastilles
• Your current Crush? secret
• When was the last time you cried?: dunno

D
• Do you daydream?: yup... every now and agin apparently my eyes just kind of glaze over and i'm gone!!
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: scottish terrier, i have 2!!
• What day of the week is it?: Its not the weeknd so it sucks!!!

E
• How do you like your eggs?: i don't!!
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: yup
• Ever pet an elephant?: nope.... but i do a fine elephant impression

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: nah, magazines, newpapers whatever is closest usually does the trick
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: nope
• Is there a fan in your room?: nope

G
• Do you chew gum?: sometimes
• Do you like gory movies?: not really, prefer comedy films meself
• Who's gay?: loads of folk

H
• How are you?: im good!
• What's your height?: 5ff 11 inches
• What color is your hair? light brown

I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: mint choc chip
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yup, probably still got the bruises to show for it too, ever seen bambi trying to cross the ice, well that is nothing compared to me doing this!!

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: dont like jelly beans
• Do you wear jewellery? does a watch count??
• Are you jealous?: not particularly

K
• Who do you want to kill?: Nacho Novo
• Have you ever flown a kite?: probably
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: errmmmmm kind of

L
• Are you laid back? i think so yes.
• Lions or tigers?: Lions! King of the jungle!
• Do you like liqourice? : Nope

M
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw? the hell is that??
. Favourite shop at the mall? : i despise shopping so dont really have a favourite

N
• Do you have a nickname?: Kev , must have taken folk ages to come up with that one,
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night!!!

O
• What's your one wish?: to be happy and have a shitload of money
• Are you an only child?: nope im the oldest of 3
• Do you like the color orange? nope. dirty bastards!!!

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: i'm not paranoid i just think everyone is out to get me
• Piercings?: none
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: no but i kind of wish i did

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: yup.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: never tried them so dont know

R
• Do you think you're always right?: No! i used to work with loads of women and they were always right even i was!
• Do you watch reality TV?: no! its the worst thing to ever happen to tv!!
• Reason to cry?: a swift kick to the nuts that'll usually do it

s
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun
• Do you like snow?: everyone like snow surely??!!
• Whats your favorite season?: the football season!!!

T
• What time is it?: 19.50
• What time did you wake up?: 08.35

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: ive tried it, its bloody hard
• Do you know anyone with a monobrow?: my mates ex girlfreinds pal had one of the best eyebrows i've ever seen!!!
• How many uncles do you have?: a few

V
• What's the worst vegetable?: all of them!!!

W
• What's your worst habit?: biting my nails
• Do you like water rides?: yup. who doesn't??!!
• Ever been inside a windmill?: dont think so

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yup
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: use one all the time in work

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: aye its ok!
•

1. Who is the next person you'll hold hands with?
dunno. cant think of anyone at the moment

2. Do you sleep with the TV on?
sometimes

3. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
i have yes

4. What did you do today?
went to work. now gonna lie about the house coz i cant be bothered doing anything else

5. Do you think you're old?
not really

6. Are you a fast typer?
yes, sometimes too fast and it makes no sense at all

7. Are you afraid of the dark?
nope

8. Eye color?
brown i think

9. Do you like your life right now?
its ok. one thing in particular i would like to happen but it probably wont so need to get on with things!!

11. Do you knock on wood?
yes

12. Are you drinking anything right now?
nothing

13. Do you have good vision?
yeah i think so

14. Can you hula hoop?
nope, no way, not a bloody chance

15. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
i could and have in fact. can understand folk that couldn't though

16. What are you thinking about right now?
not a whole hell of a lot actually

17. A movie you watched when you were little?
The Rescuers or Ghostbusters ( yes i thought it was real)

18. What song's in your head right now?
Let the people sing by eire og coz ive got it on just now

19. What are you doing next week?
working, then brother comes home from china on friday so will be drinnking lots and lots!!!

20. Plans for today?
unless i get a better offer im no doing anything!

21. What's your middle name and why?
dont have one

22. Name some places you've been?
Brugges, Holland (cant remember place though), Prague, Tenerife, Lisbon, Barcelona, Benidorm

23. When was the last time you told someone "I love you"?
dunno a wee while a go i think

24. How are you feeling today?
tired

26. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
nope

27. Have you ever crawled through a window?
no dont think so

28. What's for lunch?
roll and turkey

29. Have you ever eaten cat food?
nope. my brother ate a dog biscuit once as a bet. that was pretty funny

30. Can you handle the truth?
yes. always best to know where you stand with someone or something

31. What did you do yesterday?
i went to work, came home was bored, so phoned a couple of mates and we wentr to the pub for a few beers

32. Buy anything lately?
yup. managed to get me season book for next year!!

33. Any cool scars?
yeah got one at the top of my right thigh from when i fell on a spiky fence when i was younger

34. Name an old school song you like?
History by The Verve

35. How many kids you plan on having?
need to find someone to have them with me first before i think about that

37. How often do you talk on the phone?
not very often

38. Do you talk to yourself?.
all the time!! sometimes the best conversation you can have is with yourself

39. Is there something you want that you can't have?
yup, there sure is

40. Name three things about the opposite sex that you first notice?
smile, face and their laugh, always nice to hear someone laughing

41. How do you feel about the word Water?
its a good word there are better ones though

42. Who did you last hug?
errrmmmm.... does pulling apart a fight count?? apart from that i dont know

43. Name a fault?
always, always putting myself down

49. What was the last thing you ate?
some homemade lasagne!! was fandabbytastic too

50. Mood?
work is beginning to really piss me off so am a bit annoyed at that but there is noone here to vent it at so im calming down gradually!!!

ME, ME, ME!!!
100 Things about me

1. FULL NAME: Kevin McKenna
2. NICKNAMES: Kev, Flying Hippo
3. BIRTHDAY: 28th october
4. PLACE OF BIRTH: Glasgow, in the Rock and Roll
5. ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio
6. MALE OR FEMALE: male
7. GRADE: not sure what that means!
8. SCHOOL: St Ambrose High School
9. OCCUPATION: work for the RBS
10.RESIDENCE: sunny glasgow
11.MSN SCREEN NAME: Hying Flippo

___YOUR APPEARANCE___

12. HAIR COLOUR: Brown
13. HAIR LENGTH: short
14. EYE COLOUR: green
15. WEIGHT: 14 stone
16. HEIGHT: 5" 11
17. BRACES?: not anymore
18. GLASSES?: nope
19. PIERCINGS: nope
20. TATTOOS: nope
21. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Righty

___YOUR "FIRST"S"___

22. FIRST BEST FRIEND: Kevin Croly
23. FIRST AWARD: not sure
24. FIRST SPORT: football
25. FIRST PET: Fergus the dog. best dog you could ever want RIP FERGUS!!!!!!!
26. FIRST REAL HOLIDAY: Rhyl in Wales, I think!
27. FIRST CONCERT: Richard Ashcroft
28. FIRST LOVE: Christina

___FAVOURITES___

29. MOVIES: comedy especially bill murray. ghostbusters is awesome!!!!
30. TV PROGRAMME: 24 best programme in the history of tv and i will not argue that point with any1!!!!
31. COLOUR: green
32. RAPPER: piss!
33. BAND: u2. also richard ashcroft who used to be in a band!!!
34. SONG RIGHT NOW: none come to mind at this exact time
35. FRIENDS: too many to mention here but they all know who they are, or at least i think they do
36. SWEET: Haribo Strawbs
37. SPORT TO PLAY: football
38. RESTAURANT: none in particular
39. FAVOURITE BRAND: Celtic
40. STORE: Kurt Muller is good some really nice shirts and stuff
41. SCHOOL SUBJECT: PE cos we got to play football
42. ANIMAL: dog
43. BOOK: read loads of books so cant think of one
44. MAGAZINE: dont read them
45. SHOES: not a clue

___CURRENTLY___

46. FEELING: no too bad. bit bored though
47. SINGLE OR TAKEN: dont even ask!!!
48. HAVE A CRUSH?: yes sure do
49. EATING: nothing
50. DRINKING: bottle of water next to me
51. TYPING: DUH!!!!
52. ONLINE: yes!
53. LISTENING TO: eire og live from the brazen head.
54. THINKING ABOUT: planning my night out and some1 who i can't quite work out for one reason or another
55. WANTING TO: be able to talk!!!
56. WATCHING: the computer screen?!
57. WEARING: celtic away top and shorts

___YOUR FUTURE___

58. WANT KIDS?: yeah!
59. WANT TO GET MARRIED?: yeah!
60. CAREERS IN MIND?: dunno, hopefully ill win the lotto and no need to work!!
61. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?: USA
62. CAR: need to learn to drive first

___WHICH IS BEST WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?___

63. HAIR COLOUR: no that bothered
64. HAIR LENGTH: see above ( as long as its no shorter than mine!!)
65. EYE COLOUR: doesnt matter
66. MEASUREMENTS: not to big, not too small!!!
67. CUTE OR SEXY?: i like cute
68. LIPS OR EYES?: Eyes
69. HUGS OR KISSES: both
70. SHORT OR TALL: not bothered
71. EASYGOING OR SERIOUS: a mixture
72. ROMANTIC OR SPONTANEOUS: combo
73. FATTY OR SKINNY?: somewhere in between would be nice
74. SENSITIVE OR LOUD?: Both
75. HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP: Relationship
76. SWEET OR CARING?: caring
77. TROUBLE MAKER OR HESTITANT ONE?: dunno as long as its not too much trouble!!!
___HAVE YOU EVER...___

78. KISSED A STRANGER: yes! think every1 has at some point or other
79. HAD ALCOHOL: yup
80. SMOKED: actually no!
81. RAN AWAY FROM HOME: no
82. BROKEN A BONE: yeah! wrist and pretty much every finger ive got!!!
83. GOT AN X-RAY: yup
84. BEEN WITH SOMEONE: yup
85. BROKEN SOMEONE: yup. the joys of goalkeeping!!! can get away with all sorts!!!
86. BROKEN UP WITH SOMEONE: yeah
87. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: Yeah
88. CRIED AT SCHOOL: probably yes

_____DO YOU BELIEVE IN...___

89. GOD: yes
90. MIRACLES: yes
91. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: no. but u can tell if there is an attraction there straight away
92. GHOSTS: not at all
93. ALIENS: nope.
94. SOUL MATES: yes
95. HEAVEN: yes
96. HELL: yes
97. ANGELS: yeah
98. KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE: depends on the date reall