Dear, dear Ishmal,

I heard the news about you and the good lady - congratulations sir! Its been a long time but hopefully you'll be about the toon for a cheeky scoop around christmas. Alternatively, get your ass to Canada and we can go shopping for fanny packs and twinkies.

Well done again mate - good cards!

Melv

YEAH WAS LOOKNG AT YOUR PROFILE AND WAS THINKING YOU ARE REALLY GAY!

hello dave, how are you?
Hope you both had fun sharing your engagement to a'body! Did you get card etc....just gave to your ma.
You two set a date? So exciting....congratulations again dudes.
WE are doing fine....neil been working loads to keep me in the manor i'm a custom too......bless him.
Any hoo hope your both well and sends lots of love .
catch up soon.x

Ah Disco,

how the hell are we? I must say mr Bell, you are a man with such great poetic literacy, yet with a fine line of utter bull scallops.. Good to here from you at long last though. So you had a big een at the big T, damn wish I was ther untill I heard it pished doon, that would put a bit of a dampner on it..

Things are good here, working eating, drinking, snowboarding and batting ones peg once in awhile you know. Life is good. Just picked up some homers to keep me busy when Im not stomping down the snow fields, nice little earners, but still dont think they are nice enough to buy me flight back for niges big een. I totally want to be there and will keep looking in to it, but dude its nae chep ken.

anyway bro gonna smoke a fat in and go watch transformers, ACE...

keep in touch you over grown mellon.

Dem x (theres a kiss cause I love ya)

I'm afraid I just missed you, but I am in Saudi Arabia now if you want me to drop anything off at your folks house. And by house, I mean 'hole in the road'.

How was T in the P big chap? Mate, I'll be back on the 4th of August for some spiegel tent horribility if you're up for it? If you promise to turn up, I won't charge you for my lesson in domination.

Melv

Francis, sorry i have not been very responsive but i have not really had any internet access recently, but have finally bought a laptop so i should now be able to respond a little more promptly.
Hows things i have no idea fit you have been up to, apart from a few nip bits passed on from my bros.
life in the states is good just working hard like a good lad. Should make a apperance back in Eccose this crimbo so we will have to race a glass to celebrate birses marrige or to chory.
Anywho i am terrible at this email shit so i will say arrevidercie for now. i think thats how you spell it. oh and send me your number and ill give you a phone

Yours Stunz.

Why Ishmal, how are thee? I trust you and Islam are fine.

In my travels I have learnt interesting things, like how to turn an old pita bread into a handy satchel using strawberry laces. But there is of course no craic like home... I'm actually in Edinburgh for the next two weeks, but am going down to see the folks on the 30th... any funfilled times to be had the following saturday? I know Skinny's a way, so perhaps a night out might actually be fun

Oi heed!! coming down to the 'burgh next weekend...keen on some boozing?