?? ??Honest section.. ;
Honestly, what color is your underwear? White
Honestly,whats on your mind ? tinkin of an answer 2 dis question
Honestly,what are you doing right now ? This duh
Honestly,who is your best friend ? Fifi Nd Lisa
Honestly,have you done something bad today ? Nopeee dont fink so..
Honestly,do you watch disney channel ? No I h8 d jonas brothers nd im pretty sure they ave sumtin 2 do wit disney chanel. I'll go mad nd kill dem all 1 day
Honestly,are you jealous of someone right now ? Nopeee
Honestly,what makes you mad most of the time? Bitchy pepole u knw who u ar Tat nd tat santy knws when I'm sleepin
Honestly,do you bite your nails ? what nails?
Honestly,do you want to see someone this very moment ? No butim scared santy gunna pop out frm behind me nd go I knw u were talkin bout me tat always happens ( nt usually wit santy )
Honestly,are you keeping a big secret right now ? Nopeee
Honestly,do you have a friend you don't actually like ? Yes I'll let ye all guess who it is FIONA! ano I luv ere really, but I luv d money er mammy pays me more

?? ??Can section.. ;
can you blow bubbles ? ya
can you do a cart wheel ? not succesfully
can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth ? Of course who dosn't
can you touch your toes ? ya I actually can go me
can you whistle ? No
can you wiggle your ears ? No
can you wiggle your nose ? No
can you roll your tongue ? Nope
can you make a clover with your tongue ? ya

?? ?? Anger section ;
what do you do when you're mad ? crawl up in a ball nd cry
what?s the worst thing you've done when you were mad ? Cried loud
ever made anyone cry when you were mad ? yeaa me omg dis is lik a big cryin section nw
do you swear when you're mad ? I duno no more dan usual

?? ?? Tear section ;
ever really cried your heart out ? seriously wit d cryin questions
ever cried yourself to sleep ? o I c ders nd actual cryin section tats so funi
ever cried on your friend's shoulder ? no y wud sum 1 do tat omg I actually did I cried on sum1 's shoulder when I was off my head nd taught zara died
ever cried over the same sex ? yea
do you cry when you get an injury ? no I tell lisa im reli guna sue er dis time
do certain songs make you cry ? nope make me sad, bt not rele cry
do certain movies make you cry ? yehh.. Omg wats tat film wit d dog tat made me cry lik 3 times or sumtin , der wer 3 reli sad bits in d film tat was gay. O d dog died in d end

?? ?? Happy section ;
are you usually a happy person ? yeeeeahh
what makes you the happiest ? Friends&Drink
does being with your friends make you happy ? ya y wud u b friends wit peeps who made u sad
do you believe in yourself ? not really
do you wish you were happier ? I only wish I was happer when I'm sad obiousness
is being happy overrated ? wat kind of questions are des, I bet a big gay wrote tis lik a supper supper supper gay.
can music make you happy ? can indeed

?? ??Love section ;
how many times have you had your heart broken ? jst d once
have you ever loved someone so much that you?d die for them ? Friends&family ofcourse
has anyone besides your friends/family ever said ?I love you? to you ? yeah

?? ??Hate section ;
do you actually hate anyone ? Of course life wud b boren if u ad no1 2 h8.
ever made a hate list ? nope I have an enemies list
have you ever been on a hate list ? hope not..lol wdf is a hate list?
are you a mean bully ? o of course
do you hate george bush ? Ya I tink es d most h8ed person eva , omg dats lik an americanated question i bet tats wer dis tingy came frm nd i bet dey have h8 lists ova der

?? ?? Physical section ;
what is your current hair color ? blonde
current piercings ? ears
any tatoos? not yet
straight hair or curly ? emm it kinda decides itself I tink it's curly or straight it's one of dem or black peep hair tat wud b so kul I'm guna get an afro
what tshirt are you wearing ? purple one
trousers? No ano jeans

the shoes you wore today: Runnerz
your eyes: brown
your hair: blonde
your weight: ssshhh...
you height: duno
your fears: cows peacocks nd square headed peeps who shite on my floor

what is:
your most overused phrases: I'm cold nd Nutterbutter
your thoughts first waking up: y I nt asleep
the first feature you notice in the opposite sex: face??

you prefer:
pepsi or coke: Pepsi
mcdonald's or burger king: mc donalds
single or group dates: dno..?
adidas or nike: Nike
chocolate or vanilla icecream: Chocolate..!!

do you:
smoke: yh...
drink: yh...
curse: yh...
have any crushes: nope
who are they:
want to go to college: ya
like high school: nOoOoOo!!!
want to get married: jus 2 gt divOrced!!
think you're a health freak: No..?

have you ever;
missed school because it was raining?: yh!
told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yh...??
got into a car with someone you just met?:yh..
cried during a movie?: Yea!!
thought an animated character was hot? shreck!!
cut your own hair?: naaah!!
had a crush on a teacher?no!!
shoplifted?: Yh...

the future:
age you hope to be married: 98
numbers of children: o
descibe your dream wedding: pink
how do you want to die?: sky diving accident fiffi no's
what do you want to be when you grow up?: a hobo
number of people I could trust with my life: 2
CDs that I own: kathy perry, lily allen pink
piercings: ears ??
tattoos: 0
times my name has appeared in the newspaper? fevv...??
scars on my body:3000
things in my past that i regret: alot of dem

favorites:
fav colour: Pink
day/night:...night!!
summer/winter: ....summer
lace or satin: lace
fave food: cheese...!
fave sport: nun!!

right now:
wearing: jeans and hoddie
drinking: Nutin!!
eating: nutin..??
with: no 1...??
thinking: dis quiz is gay
listening to: music

in the last 24 hrs:
cried: No
worn jeans: yh
met someone new online: no
done laundry: No!!
drove a car: Nope

do you believe in:
your friends: y are dey imaginary
santa: yh!!!
destiny/fate:duno
ghosts: ya
UFO's: No
God: ya
heaven: ya
hell: ya
reincarnation: wat d hell is tat

friends and life:
do you ever wish you had another name?: Yh
do you have a boyfriend?: Nahh
do you like anyone?: nope
which of your friends acts the most like you?: lisa she's stalkin mi jk
are you close to any family member?: ?? ya 1
what's the best feeling in the world?: bein asleep
what time is it now?: 11:43

Slept naked? not fully.
2. Taken a shower with someone? no
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? no
4. Drove a car? yh I parked up d tree
5. Stole anything? yeh...
6. Been in love? nahh!!
7. Been dumped? yh
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? yh
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yh
10. Had A fight? Yup
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? yh ldz a tymz!!!
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Err Yh
13. Been arrested? nahh
14. Hugged a stranger? yh he taugh mi nd lisa wer as bad as forigners
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yup
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yess
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? Nope
18. Ditched school to do something? Yh
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? nope
20. Lost a friend? yess
21. Been on a plane? yh
22. Been to an island? liv n 1!!
23. Slept in until 3? yepp
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yh...
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yh...
26. Made a snow man?yh!!
27. Played dress up? yh
28. Cheated while playing a game? yh
29. Been lonely? o ya!!
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? ya
32. Felt an earthquake? naah
33. Touched a snake? yup
34. Ran a red light? naah
35. Been suspended from school? yh
36. Had detention? yh
37. Been in a car accident? nope
38. Had a party in your house ?? naah

How did you get one of your scars?
I dnt remmember hw gt any of dem

How did you celebrate your last birthday?
cnt rema...??

How are you feeling at this moment?
cunfudualated

How did your night go last night?
boring

How did you do in high school?
I neva went cause I live in ireland

How did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Stole it off a hobo

How often do you see your best friend?
duno evri few days

How much money did you spend last month?
5000000

How old do you want to be when you get married?
98

How old will you be at your next birthday?
16

NINE WHAT'S:

Your mothers name?
I'm nt tellin u u weirdo

What did you do last weekend?
went inta twn, wait i dnt no wat's d weekend on holidays

What is the most important part of your life?
doing dis stupid survey

What would you rather be doing?
Sleeping

What did you last cry over?
d keybord wudn't work 2 secs ago

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
Drink

What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
significant sum1 went 2 playschool

What are you worried about?
I won't get my candyfloss house

What did you have for breakfast?
i dnt eat breakfast?

EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:

Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
yh....

Have you ever had your heartbroken?
nope

Have you ever been out of the country?
whales, france nd tink scotland

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
defo

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
lisa tried 2 stab me once

Have you ever had sex on the beach?
i luv dat song!!! n no!

Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
nope

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
ya

SEVEN WHO’S:

Who was the last person you saw?
mi brother

Who was the last person you texted?
Miss henigan stole mi fone!

Who was the last person you hungout with?
idk

Who was the last person to call you?
duno

Who did you last hug?
lisa fiffi nd laura at once

Who is the last person who texted you?
I told u mi fone was stole

Who was the las person you said "i love you" to?
duno

SIX WHERE’S:

Where does your best friend live?
d twn nd in an imaginary place called banlatiee

Where did you last go?
twn an hour ago

Where did you last hang out?
twn are u a retard?

Where do you go to school?
moyne....

Where is your favorite place to be?
bed...

Where did you sleep last night?
mi bed

FIVE DO’S/DOES:

Do you like someone right now?
nope

Do you think anyone likes you?
idk...??

Do you ever wish you were someone else?
no....dats jus sad...

Do you know the muffin man?
ya !!!!

Does the future scare you?
no I'll get my candyfloss castle den

FOUR WHY’S:

Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)?
I'm usin fiffi nd I need lisa 2 tourture d chinese delivery man

Why did you get a myspace?
i didnt!!!

Why did your parents give you the name you have?
cause it means sumtin 2 do wit mary nd I'm born in may

Why are you doing this survey?
cause ur gay y u readin it!

THREE IF’S:

If you could have one super power what would it be??
mind reader or fly

If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
ya

If u were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring?
my ipod o crap wat if d batrey dies!

ONE LAST QUESTION

Are you happy with your life right now?
it's alrite