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- In Soviet Russia, Tagline Read YOU!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- <<< after Josh's party...some night!
Ive moved to facebook, since this has gone to shite.
"The trouble with fuckwits is that, being fuckwits, they have no way of knowing they're fuckwits"
- The Other Half Of Me
if youre wondering, the answer is probably bono
- Muse, The Prodigy, Oasis, DT, U2, REM, Porcupine Tree, Kasabian, Pendulum, Tool, Audioslave, Glasvegas, Kaiser Chiefs, Rage Against The Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Opeth, Alice In Chains, Coheed and Cambria, Linkin Park, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Franz Ferdinand, Incubus, Jimi Hendrix, Mastodon, The Verve, Silversun Pickups, Elbow, Michael Jackson, Shinedown..... list goes on really, ders a LOT more i cud put down but why bother?
- Anything by Tarantino or Guy Ritchie, The Shawshank Redemption, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, American History X, Apocalypse Now, Lord Of War, Helter Skelter, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Goodfellas, V for Vendetta, The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Waynes World/Waynes World 2, Adam & Paul, The Green Mile, The Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal, Terminator series, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter series, Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars (3, 4, 5 and 6)
- Manchester United. Premier league champions 09/10? Probably!
- Acts Ive Seen Live
- Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Alice In Chains, Mastodon, U2, Kaiser Chiefs (twice), Republic Of Loose, Nine Inch Nails (twice), Glasvegas (3 times), Ting Tings, Katy Perry, White Lies, Calvin Harris, Kings Of Leon (twice), Pet Shop Boys(few songs), James Morrison, The Blizzards (4 times), The Saw Doctors, Blur, Pendulum, The Script, Lily Allen (few songs), Oasis, The Prodigy (twice), Kasabian (twice), Kanye West, MUSE (twice ), Rage Against The Machine, The Fratellis(not great), The Kooks (pure dogshite), The Subways, R.E.M., Feeder, Stereophonics, Amy Winehouse, Bowling for soup, Interpol, Editors, Paddy Casey, Amy Macdonald, Linkin Park, Queens Of The Stone Age, Coheed & Cambria, Foo Fighters, Silversun Pickups, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Label Society, Billy Talent, Trivium (twice), Annihilator, Iron Maiden, Slayer, In Flames, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom
- Stuff i likes
- MANCHESTER UNITED (champions of england, carling cup champions and the world champions btw), a nice cuppa tea, music, oxegen, football in general, american football, that legend Obama, goin to concerts, The Denver Broncos, Manchester(in general), watching a good movie, acting the bollocks with francis, going out with friends, watching that arsehole gerrard whinge and bitch when his shite team drop points, the words "Liverpool Defeat"... and so on.
- American Football
- Denver Broncos fan
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and if i've missed anything, post it in comments sure
Francis: hang on, ur facebook page is the same as mine... oh wait, what am I on about, im on my own page
Andrew: you want a cup of tea?
Francis: nah im alright, i drink coffee
Andrew: Francis, you protestant!
Richie:... so i ask him, what are you studying... he says "languages... i want to be a cunning linguist"......... "id rather be that than a master debater!"
Richie: "so anyways im up near the oxegen sign... and this fella comes over and stands beside me... he points at it and says 'marshmallows'.... so i look at it and im like ' i suppose you're right... they do look like marshmallows'... so then he starts tryin to climb the fence and im like... 'hang on man, theyre not actually marshmallows!'... so then he gets down and offers me a sign, sayin 'do you want any biscuit so?'....im like 'ah you're alright" so next thing he bites a chunk out of the sign and spits it out with a look of disgust on his face.... 'there's fuckin raisins in that!'
Francis: "What the fuck is a thesis statement!?!
me: "ah farmville... what a waste of time...." - 6 weeks down the line and im hooked!
"Unless you have at least one platinum record, you are not allowed wear sunglasses either indoors or at night"
"do ya want your aul lobby washed down, con shine..."
on a monday night:
"knowing us, it'l be wednesday night and wel have no more of this done, but we'll go downstairs and watch the champions league first before we start"....which is exactly what happened
Lecturer in Soc.+Pol.: "will ye shut the fuck up?!"
Josh's House Party:
"shine, were sober now, so say anything else about our mother and your head will go through that wall... youl be chatting to the lads next door!"
fella complains about the noise : "if he comes back again, header him in the face!"
"FRESH AND WELL YOU'RE LOOKING THERE BUUUD!!"
"what ya drinking there buuud? is that bud?"
"ive had way too much to drink ( singing )"
"some men, the IRA... running guns through community schools"
Wandering the streets of dublin at 5 am:
"god, i haven't loitered in ages..let's loiter"
"Hello, Mr.Byrne? Can I interest you in a prank telephone call?"
"and if he says anything, convince him that it actually happened..."
Richie: You dropped a few crisps there
me: exactly...ah only a few
Richie: Still more than none
"oh look ,it's me!...and, to a lesser extent, you"
Blizzards finish a song: "WE LOVE YOU RAZORLIGHT!! "
in the pissing rain: "looks like rain, ted"
-"ahh lads, where's my chair? "
me and francis drinkin buckfast on the bus back from naas: "god, we're classy fuckers"
"im hungry...so watch this... box of cheerios... pour in beer and you have... BEERIOS!"
-"man, im fuckin thirsty"
-"have some beer so"
-"no man, im really thirsty"
-"some whiskey then"
-"no, im looking for some clear, non-alcoholic liquid"
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1, What color is your toothbrush?
2, Name one person that made you smile today...
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sitting on my bed with 3 other people...lol
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Talking to a friend before they got a taxi lol
5, What is your favorite candy ?
rice krispie square
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
no, this is ireland like
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
ya alright there?
8, What is the best ice cream flavor?
A 99 from the petrol station up the road back home
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
10. Last time you took Panadol?
week ago i think
11, Have you ever made a promise you'd like to keep?
made one there to myself...
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13, The last sporting event you watched?
New england patriots vs Denver Broncos ( )
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
uhh, popcorn flavour?
15, Who is the last person you sent a message to on bebo?
emm ganly or richie
16, Ever go camping?
Oxegen last 2 years
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
yeh, odd saturday tho
19,Do you have a tan?
Pale as Milk
20, Do you like Chinese food over pizza?
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
22, What did your last text message say?
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
24, Where is your dad?
Back in athlone
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
26, What color is your watch?
27,What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Australia...ask a stupid question...
28, What is your birthstone?
sum turquoisey one, remember hearin that somewhere
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
no car. figure it out.
30. What is your favorite number?
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32, Any plans today?
recovery after yesterday lol
34, Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
35, Last song listened to?
Starlight - Muse
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
37. do you have a maid service to clean your house?
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
odessas, either pair
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
those fuckers who live in manchester and get to see man united every week, home and away
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
dunno, ask them
41, Do you love anyone?
42, Do any of your friends have children?
43, What do you usually do during the day?
eat, sleep, listen to music, go to lectures, go on the pc (my life is soooo exciting)
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
46, What color is your car?
47, Do you like cats?
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Havent been to the states so no
50, How did you get your worst scar?
whittling a piece of wood and the knife slipped
51, last wedding?
52, last CD played?
Black Holes and Revelations - Muse
53, last BUBBLE bath?
no idea, donkeys years ago
54, last time you cried?
54, last meal?
fried potato bread this mornin
55, have you ever liked someone twice?
56, have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?:
57, have you ever fallen in love?
58, you ever lost someone?
yeh, but dats life isnt it? people come and go...
59, have you ever slept until 1pm?
60, Have you ever been drunk and threw up ?
yep, a few times, not some of my finer moments
61, list SEVEN people you can tell pretty much anything to:
They kno who they are haha
62, list THREE favorite colors/shades —
red, blue, purple
63, Laughed until you cried:
many a time
64, Went behind your parents back:
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Father Fitzpatrick: And this is the last known photo of Herr Hitler; he's signing a few death warrants there.
Ted: Funny how you get more right-wing as you get older!
Dougal: Watch this, Ted. (rubs letters off blackboard) You see? You can rub off the letters.
Ted: But, Dougal, you can do that with any blackboard.
Ted: Dougal, don't you think that if we put this baby's moustache, this baby's head hair and this baby's sideboards together we'd get....Pat Mustard?
Dougal: D'you think the babies could be copying his style?
Ted: No, Dougal, I think Pat Mustard's been delivering more than just dairy products, if you see what I mean.
Ted: Do you?
Dougal: Ted, will you look at this table. It's so dirty I could write me name in it.
Ted: (peering at table) There's a G in 'Dougal'.
Dougal: What's going on?
Priest: I think Ted has a plan
Dougal: No. I mean in general
John O'Leary: What can we do for you Father?
Dougal: I was looking for a pair of handcuffs actually.
John: A pair of handcuffs? What do you need them for?
Dougal: Oh nothing much, they're for me and Ted.
Mary: You and Father Ted?
Dougal: Yeah, we're just trying something out.
John: Well emm, actually, funnily enough we do have a pair. Sergeant Thornton left them here when he retired.
Dougal: Retired from what?
John: From the police.
Dougal: The police? Was Sergeant Thornton a policeman?
John: Emm, he was yes. Why do you think he wore the uniform?
Dougal: Oh I thought he was just having a laugh.
John: Anyway here's the handcuffs.
Dougal: Great, bye now.
Dougal: I'll have them Mrs Doyle. I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I'm going to turn into a big giant egg.
Ted: I think that process has already begun.
Mrs Doyle: Oh - by the way, Bishop Brennan, your car's parked outside.
Bishop Brennan: I know. I parked it there myself.
Mrs Doyle: Well, if you're looking for the windscreen wipers they're in the kitchen.
The bishop looks puzzled and worried.
Mrs Doyle: I thought they needed a little wash. The only trouble is... I broke the side window as I was snapping them off.
Bishop Brennan: Leave my car alone and don't touch it again!
Mrs Doyle: Right you are Bishop. Oh! Just one thing - is your car petrol or diesel?
Bishop Brennan: Leave it alone Mrs Doyle!
Mrs Doyle: (laughing) Oh no, Your Grace, this is just curiosity. Is it petrol or...?
Bishop Brennan: It's diesel, it's diesel!
Mrs Doyle: Oh right. So it'd do a terrible amount of damage if I was to put petrol in it?
Bishop Brennan: Yes. It would completely ruin the car's engine.
Mrs Doyle: Oooh! Well! (hysterical laughter) I certainly won't be doing that then! (turns to leave with a look of horror and guilt on her face)
Eoin McLove: You leave me alone. I could have you killed.
Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
Dougal: Oh right.
Father Dougal:Kettle's boiled there Ted.
Father Ted: Mmm.
Father Dougal: Will I put more water in and turn it on again?
Father Ted: No... I liked it best the first time.
Father Ted: God Almighty, that's going to cost a fortune to fix. Where are we going to get the money? Think, Dougal, how can we raise some money?
Father Dougal: Hmmm....
Ted: Yes, I know. Aha! (give knowing glance)
Ted: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dougal: I think so, Ted. But now wait, I'm not sure....
Dougal: I mean, it is a big step, and err, where are we going to get the guns?
Ted: (mystified) What are you talking about?
Dougal: Oh, wait a minute now - actually I might have been thinking about something different...
Ted: You thought we were going to rob a bank, didn't you?
Dougal: I did, yeah!
Ted: Well, Dougal, this isn't a Bruce Willis film. I was thinking more
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|Are you scared of creepy creatures?||: not really|
|Are you scared of cockroaches?||: nah, hate em tho, rotten cunts|
|Do you get scared in the dark?||: nope|
|What is your favorite day of the week?||: friday|
|Your dream car||: bugatti veyron|
|Your dream vacation||: world trip, or at least a coast to coast trip of the states|
|In your next birth, you would love to be||: good question...i duno|
|In your past birth, you must have been||: morpheus?|
|Your favorite pizza topping is||: spicy chicken|
|How many kids do you want to have?||: 85 million|
|Last TV channel you watched||: Sky Sports News lol|
|What are you wearing right now?||: Man united jersey, brown 3/4 combats|
|What do you wear at night in bed?||: pyjamas?|
|Your favorite toy in childhood||: gameboy|
|How many teeth do you have?||: 32|
|When did you last visit the dentist?||: last year|
|Which toothpaste do you use?||: colgate ftw|
|Your preferred toilet paper brand||: lol, its toilet paper|
|Three things you can||: id say phone, ipod and some way to keep informed about sports but id say food, water, and shelter would be more important|
|If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be||: a genie, so i could wish myself off the place|
|Your dream celebrity date||: theres a few lol|
|Do you believe in aliens?||: its possible, not sure tho|
|Do you believe in ghosts and such?||: kinda yeh|
|Favorite cocktail||: mojito|
|Favorite fruit||: orange|
|Favorite flower||: tulip|
|Have you puked at a party?||: nope|
|You would love to get a tattoo done on your||: chest|
|Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?||: aye|
|Do you cry easily?||: nope|
|Do you swear a lot?||: yeah lol|
|Favorite body part in the opposite sex||: dont look at them in parts... but nice eyes and a good smile defo help|
|Corniest pickup line used by you on someone||: haha cant really say now :P|
|Corniest pickup line someone used on you||: havnt had a shite line used on me haha|
|What||: dont have 1|
|What||: never did have 1|
|Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?||: nope|
|The food you hate to eat||: crap food? lol|
|Your favorite breakfast cereal||: special k|
|Do you have any pets?||: dog, some fish|
|If yes, describe your pets||: well the dog is a labrador, and the fish are wet and have fins|
|Which is your favorite holiday?||: scotland|
|Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?||: oxegen wasnt that long ago...|
|Ever been in a car accident?||: nope|
|The boy band you secretly listen to||: take that, but only the odd time :p|
|The body part you would love to get pierced||: not mad about piercings|
|When did you last diet to lose weight?||: emm...|
|What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?||: get out of bed|
|Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?||: sometimes|
|Are you in love with someone these days?||: am i fuck|
|Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?||: nah, wud do her but not date her like|
|Has anyone slapped you on the face?||: yeh lol|
|What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?||: black|
|Which is your favorite underwear brand?||: no preference|
|What is your favorite denim brand?||: no preference|
|If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be||: armani|
|Your first cell phone was||: nokia 3510i|
|Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?||: talk|
|Are you a sensitive person?||: no...but sometimes i can get offended a bit easy|
|Would you go for a one night stand?||: why not|
|The romantic movie you like most||: im counting romantic comedies so forgetting sarah marshall|
|The action movie you like most||: terminator 2|
|Do you believe in heaven and hell?||: sure do|
|Which is your most memorable trip with friends?||: oxegen just last weekend|
|Which newspaper do you read daily?||: mirror|
|The magazines you like to read||: united we stand, redissue, red news|
|Your first job was||: contract work at an electricians|
|Did you have a best friend in school?||: did yeah|
|Which email service do you use most?||: hotmail|
|Have you ever walked to save money?||: yeh|
|Where do you shop for clothes?||: in clothes shops|
|What was your pocket money as a kid?||: a few bob|
|Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?||: sure can|
|Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?||: yup, why not like|
|If yes, do you have too much free time?||: sure do|
|One memory you wish you could erase||: ahh theres a few|
|Any sport, you are really good at||: haha im shite at sports, but i love them|
|In your purse, you keep a photo of||: if ya mean wallet, and you count id, then myself|
|Do you take any medicine daily?||: yeh|
|Have you ever lied about your age?||: course|
|The last person you kissed was||: mind your own :P|
|The last country you visited||: england|
|Do you need music while you are studying?||: nope, i find it hard to study with music|
|A song you loved as a kid||: none in particular|
|Any kiddie song you still remember||: birdie song anyways :P|
|Habits you hate in others||: people who fuckin blare music from their phones!|
|On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?||: 2, its not really obnoxious|
|One habit of yours, you wish you could change?||: worrying too much ha|
|Do you brush twice a day?||: usually|
|How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?||: 5- 10 mins|
|Are you a day person or a night person?||: night person, without a doubt|
|Your favorite cartoon character||: elmer fudd.. or the roadrunner|
|Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?||: sure who hasnt|
|Any word or sentence you repeat often||: ah well|
|Describe your computer monitor||: fairly savage 22 inch HP monitor|
|One book you are dying to read||: emm.. probly jeff stelling's book, looks funny|
|One movie you are dying to see||: new harry potter movie, bruno|
|One music album you are dying to hear||: glasvegas album, mite stick it on now tho|
|How much time did you take to complete this survey?||: like half an hour|
|Don||: ahh ive done worse|
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