None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that
always sound good, But never actually come close to
reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak
of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley
faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of great
friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the fu*king bastard who made you
sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of
you about it, every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you
quit whinging.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you
are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
you may ask;

"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see
it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Pass it on if you like.

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 1st years who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bollocks!!!


Copy and repost in your own bulletin as "11 rules of BEBO"


thankyou.

owner- laura

mum-

dad- GARY

sister- mia

brother-

son-

daughter-

auntie-

uncle-

great great great granda-

great great great grandma-

girlfreind-jamie (yes she's a girl)

person i iz havin an affair with-Hannah

cuz1-

cuz2-

cuz3-

best freind 1- SQUEEB

best freind 2- RORY

phsyco- yoshe

murderer-Mia

pimp- RORY

gangsta-tosh

random-taryn

hardcore mosher nut- SQUEEB

secret shag-Karien lol

my cook-ahsey

my maid/cleaner-claire

crazy goth dude- JAMIE

emo guy/girl-jules

ace bro-

ace sis-

evil twin-ewan

dealer-ASHEY

idol-john cameron stewart lol

fairy god motha-jenny

fairy god fatha- LEVI

F.R.A.N.K.-

the stoner-gary

annoyin 1-

the fighter-rachel

the anti fighter-

the random jedi lol-taryn

crazy assed motha frikken beeyatch- trever

the random drunk- gazza

the idiot-

the person who muredered me -...Mia....my own sister killed me...how embarassing...