kiss me?
let me kiss you?
watch a movie with me
take me out to dinner?
drive me somewhere
take a shower with me?
have a fling with me?
buy me a drink?
take me home for the night?
Would you let me sleep in your bed?
Sing karaoke with me?
re-post this for me to answer your questions?
give me a piggyback ride?
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of petrol in the middle of nowhere?
Dance with me?
Let me make you breakfast?
Tickle me to death?
Let me tickle you?
Have sex with Me?
Stick up for me if i was being put down?
Play strip poker with me?
Get wasted with me?
Greet me in public?
Hang out with me?
Bring me around your friends?
have a relationship with me?
Say yes if i asked you out?

When I was a small boy
Here in London town
Seasons snow was falling on the ground
All the friends and family
Here on Christmas Eve
Gather round to dress
The Christmas tree
But daddy's down at the pub
Full of Christmas cheer
Probably won't come home
Until next year

[Chorus:]
Oh the Christmas bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin, he's yellin'
At the Christmas tree

All right now yeah...

Uncle is a sports fan
Granny likes a joke
But no one laughs when
Daddy's stumbles home
But he don't fall asleep
Wah! The night was getting black

You see, oh God,
Dad had too much Jack
Oh Lord!

Every year is the same old thing
Like Rudolph's red nose
Telling this story will never get old

[Chorus]

Well alright now yeah...
Well alright now...
Yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa came down the chimney
But then he ran upstairs
Jumped in bed with Mommy
She didn't care
Across the room went the fruitcakes
Ah, the wreath came off the door
If these are holidays I can take no more
Every year it's the same old thing
Like Rudolph's red nose
Hearing this story will never get old

[Chorus]

Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
But Daddy, he don't hear 'em
He's yellin'
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Well alright now yeah...

He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's sleeping it the Christmas tree

Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
Would you fuck me?
[] In an instant!
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] Hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] Okay
[] Ugly!
Do you think I'm a virgin?
[] Yes
[] No
[] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me..
[] ________________________
I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
[] maybe
Would you rather..
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Friends
On a scale of 1-10, rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you?
[] Yes
[] No
What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] girlfriend/Boy friend
[] Friend with benefits