15 facts of Chuck Norris.

1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3.Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

4.Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

5.It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.

6.Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

7.Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

8.Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

9.Chuck Norris has only one hand: the upper hand.

10.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

11.Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".

12.Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

13.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

14.Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

15.Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

Redneck
[] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[] Do you drive four-wheelers?
[] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[] Do you like to get dirty?
[x] Do you like country music?
[] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
[] Do you live on more then 2 acres?
[X] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
Total x: 2

-Goth--
[] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[x] Is most of your clothing dark?
[] Do you think about death often?
[] Do you want to die?
[] Are you a social outcast?
[x] Are you pale?
[] Do you like Hot Topic?
[] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies?
[] Are you mean?
Total x: 2


--Punk--
[] Can you skateboard?
[] Do you wear Vans?
[] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
[] Do you watch the x-games?
[] Do you have any piercings?
[] Do you like/wear mohawks?
[x] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[x] Have you called someone a poser recently?
Total x: 2

--Prep--
[x] Do you say the word "like"?
[] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/Aero?
[] Do you pop the collar?
[] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?
[] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen?
[] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[] Do you like pop music?
[] Do you want/have a little dog?
Total x: 1

--Hippie--
[x] Is your hair long?
[x] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[x] Do you want to save the animals?
[x] Do you think war is unneccesary?
[x] Do you like classic rock?
[x] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
[x] Have you ever smoked pot?
Total X: 7

--Gangsta--
[] Do you act ghetto?
[] Do you wear do-rags?
[x] Do you like hip-hop?
[] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[] Do you believe he's alive?
[x] Do you like afros?
[] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[] Do you like to dance?
[x] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
Total x:3

--Emo-
[] Do you cry often?
[] Do you wear hoodies?
[] Do you like soft music?
[] Do people not understand you?
[] Do you write your own poems?
[] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[] Do you cut your own hair?
[] Are you lonely?
[] Is MCR the best band ever?
Total x: 0

--Surfer--
[] Do you surf?
[] Do you wear flip flops all year-round?
[x] Is your hair shaggy? (It was a shortlived nickname, Shaggy)
[] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[] Are you tanned?
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate tourists?
Total x: 3

--Geek-
[] Do you wear glasses?
[] Do you get good grades?
[] Do you use an inhaler?
[] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[] Do you look forward to going to school?
[] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[x] Do you play video games?
Total x: 2

--Metal Head-
[] Do you own a Warlock?
[x] Do You Like Heavy Solos?
[x] Do you own any Iron Maiden Albums?
[] Do You Head Bang?
[x] Is Your Hair Long?
[x] Is "Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden a Great song?
[x] Are you listening to Metal Now?
Total X: 5

--Stoner--
[x] Do you listen to pink floyd?
[x] Do you smoke pot?
[] Have you seen red rain?
[] Do you say skin up alot?
[x] Do you like most kinda music...especially prog rock?
[x] Do you like reggae, Bob Marley etc?
[] Do you own a bong?
[x] Do you know how to make hash cake? (Long story and one long day on Google)
Total x: 5

Okay, heres a new type of blog.... Name a few of your friends, and who would play them in a movie.

Me: LEAVE COMMENT
Louis: Jon Heeder (Napoleon Dynamite)
Paddy: Vin Diesel
Rob: Samuel L. Jackson
Vanya: John Travolta
Drunk Vanya: Al Pacino
Sam: Dominic Monaghan
Peter: Joe Pesci
Craig (Hanan): The Fat Guy From Lost
Craig (Kiernan): The Guy Who Cant Speak English From Lost
Aaron: Jack Black

I'll put more up When I get the chance