1) A guy who is good with women.
2) A well-dressed guy.
3) To flirt.
4) He hooked up with her? What a skux!
5) He looks pretty skux today.
6) I saw him skuxing it up with that chick last night.

In other words, EDEN and DENNIS!

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My version of Kenny Rogers "The Gambler"

The Greatest.

On a cold winters evenin on a bus trip bound for Sydney,
I met up with the games greatest; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin how the game goes,
And knowin what the team needs by the look that’s in their eyes.
So I can see its been a while, since your teams done the victory pose.
For a taste of a premiership, listen to my advice.

So I handed him my attention and soon my team mates sha’ll follow.
Then he said its whats between ya ears and not if you can fight.
And no matter how good your are, Treat this as a trainin session.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold it, know when to throw it,
Know when to chip and chase and know when to run.
You never call it quits when your teams behind the 8 ball.
There’ll be time enough for quittin when the job is done.

Every player knows that ya gotta keep strivin
and knowin what pass to throw and knowing when to step.
cause in every game theres a winner and every games theres a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to have no regrets.

And when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
the session it was over and, he faded off to sleep.
And when the final whistle blew, the Greatest he was leavin.
But in his final game I found some moves that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold it, know when to throw it,
Know when to chip and chase and know when to run.
You never call it quits when your teams behind the 8 ball.
Therell be time enough for quittin when the job is done.

You got to know when to hold it, know when to throw it,
Know when to chip and chase and know when to run.
You never call it quits when your teams behind the 8 ball.
Therell be time enough for quittin when the job is done.


By Daniel Preston.