Facebook killed the Bebo craze....

God I hate social networking sites. But they do give you free hosting space for photos and novels, so hey they can't be all bad.

HELLOOOO!? *Echoes in the empty space*

Dude, this site is like, dead.

DRAMA IS OVER!

*Dies*

Okay, now to get past the rest of the GCSEs, and then life is just plain easy from there on out...XD

Aw, but now I have no valid excuse for no social life.

I will miss you, dear drama group. Our little sessions of falling over step ladders and worshipping top hats/cowering in fear from Ley-ah's neck are over. Alas, poor Yorick, I knew hi-...s mum.

I Didn’t Do My Homework Because…

I didn’t do my history homework because I don’t believe in dwelling on the past.

I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad.

I sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

Another pupil fell in the lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.

Our furnace broke and we had to burn it to keep ourselves from freezing.

I’m not at liberty to say why.

I wanted to frame the detention letter you are about to give me.

It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster and a bag of frozen peas. You don’t want to know the details.

I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

My agent won’t allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is final.

I lost it fighting the kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in school.

I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.

I felt it wasn’t challenging enough.

My parents were sick, and unable to do my homework last night. Don’t worry, they have been punished.

We had homework?!

I see your lips moving, but all I hear is “blah, blah, blah.”

I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.

I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.