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Dermy M.U.F.C

fck my life :(

7/15/10 | me too! | Reply

Dermy M.U.F.C
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  • Male, 20, Luv 575
  • from Budwieser Factory Down Drunk Lane
  • I am Single
  • Member since: May 2006
  • www.bebo.com/Drunken_Turtle

About Me

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Annes version of yellow submarine!!!!!!LEGENDARY
Me, Myself, and I
1Ғ 1T$ TØØ ŁØUĐ UR TØØ ØŁĐ

READY, STEADY, Rollin with Dermy :L


Left the Burrendale Hotel on the 26th of August at 10.34 PM :))

Saxo called scruff!

Cartman 4 john :)) haha

Marcella likes pink pillow covers :L

Kempo doesnt like this game!!!

Buy Beth a drink and shes yours...HTBD had to be there lol

CEREAL MUCHH??????

Marcella got assulted by my mop!

Kieran luvs HALF BAKED.....Crisps.....

Beanz is Moses :L

Kempo doesn't like elastic bands in his pot noodle

Goody doesn't like getting his nails done lol

John luk at my fantastic smokarette....no john, jst NO

Gerdy likes ONE way :L

Me: leave it at my house. Kempo... I forgot u had a house lmfao

kempo is Led Zepplin

Luk...Distraction!

Salada Da Johns Head

John Owns The Hall Of Fade!

Not mi wadi its your wadi!

Micky Fucking Mouse

lifes to short....so goin off the drink for a shirt while ;)
FCKING SUBWAY!!!!!
Realationship Status
gd 1
Drunken Turtle
the future of all bars, this bar will consist of Mc Laughlin and Goodman Co Ownership, Goody will manage the drunk people, as hes used to it and i will do the bar, this will be a fantastic establishment, i'm currently in the process of getting it drawn up lol. It will be the first bar to have half price budweiser, cuz i love it and for the very very first tym, we will have Frosty Jacks on draught, this is of socre for Goody, as he is never alone, as he always has frosty :)
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If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
my own wee sayin
its not how many you luv, its hu u love and how much luv you have to give that matters in this world.. you can love many, but only one really matters to you, even if you don't admit it!
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M8z: :))
John (Spice)
Marcella (Lad With the Fanny Pad)
Goody (Drunken Turtle)
Kempo (Buckaneer)
Chris (Mr Messy)
Beth (Chick with a large dick)
Marcus B (313)
Flynn (Fred)
Beanz (Heinze)
Dannielle (Blonde Bimbo)
Louise (Da Nice 1)
Hardy (Sorry)
Caoimhe (Shoes Much:) )
Cleversly (Mr. Stoned 1)
Danny G Mr. Stoned parts 2 and 3 lol)
to do list:
Get Drunk...DONE
Get a Car...Done
Get my driving lisence....
get my provisional...Done
Get my theory Test....
Work Full time...Done
Go to america...
get a tattoo...
visit a budweiser factory....
drink a 10 glass of southern comfort....Done
meet a pro athlete...Done
make a website...Done
get a gf...
own a Bar Called the Drunken Turtle!!!!!.....

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    • joke of the day!

      der was dis fella in da army, nd he was offered to be shown about the camp, so he asks to c the medical room, he then talks to oneof the fellas in the room, asks what they have to get done to them, he says, i have to get a scrub brush up my ass to get a bullet out, the fella says, o fck good luck, he then asks, whats ur main ambition for the moment, the army man replies, to get bak into the army and kill the mother fckers that did dis to me
      *he den talks to another fella in the same medical room, dis army man has to get his testicles scrubbed as there is a sign of disease on it, the fella wanktin to join da army then asks, wats your ambition atm? the army man replies, to get da fck bak at them cunts!!
      *he den goes to another army man on a bed, this one doesnt look in as bad of condition as the other two, he askes him wat he has to get done, the fella says, get my mouth and nose scrubbed to get rid of mud up my nose and mouth, the man who wants to join the army then asks, what is ur greatest ambtion atm......the army man replies, to get the scrub b4 the other two cunts

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    • 15 reasons ot luv norn iron

      1. The community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides
      2. We beat England 1-0 and made a song about it
      3. We have 5 seasons; as well as Autumn, Spring, Winter and Summer we
      have the riot season (also known as marching season)
      4. We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east
      5. The home of Harp; the pint we call our own Guinness aswell
      6. We are so good, the English ripped off the look we call
      steek/milly and called it chav
      7. The home of the petrol bomb
      8. The average time you will have your wallet in the centre of
      Belfast is 35 seconds
      9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and thieves
      will try and sell it back to you
      10. We enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it, but if you go out and leave your front door open and windows open we
      will not touch a thing, cuz its no f*in fun!
      11. The only country where people will fight over Rangers and Celtic
      and not know any players in the teams
      12. Our riot squad are that good that they train the English police
      riot squads
      13. The average teenager can make at least 3 different types of
      explosive
      14. The average pregnancy age is 13.5
      15. The only country Germany are afraid of

      3 Comments 196 weeks

    • We beleive

      We believe in one drink, guinness the almighty.Makers of cans and bottles, of all that is drunk and undrunk, we believe in one brewer, Arthur the only son of Guinness eternally begotten of the hops,hops from hops, barley from barley, true drink from true drink begotten not made of the father for us men and our salvation it comes down from St. James' gate by the power of the market he became incarnate and was made a rich man for our sale we are crucified underpontious prices, bad pints, suffer hang overs and A.A meetings, on the next day we rise afain in accordance with out scruples and ascend into obliviation we come again to judge the living and the dead, we believe in one alcoholic beverage brewed and bottled toes one lisence we acknowledge one Arthur, son of the almighty pint, conceived in heaven and sold on earth blessed is the one drink through one father and many sons, sold under one label and distributed through out the world we look one the resurrection of new drinks and cures for hang overs.AMEN

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      returned xx

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      EASTER MON 5TH APRIL :) OLD SKOOL XTRAVAGANZA - BAR 7:) QUEST PRESENTS GLEAVE GLEN MOLLOY BINMAN BIGK If you went to Circus Circus , Hegarties , Kellys , Kilwaughter House then this is for you Tickets available £10 (limited space pay at door) 07564112460 ,mail me or Bass Division , 31 Queen st ,Belfast Where ? - Bar 7 - Odyssey, Belfast , When ? - Easter Mon 5th April, 8.30 til 1 am Next,on Sat 17th April we can proudly announce very special guest LANGE back in the Art College , york st , Belfast There is big interest in these nights already , so get them tickets early See you there Dermy M.U.F.C

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      Hey Nothing Much Like.You?x

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    • Neomi Kershaw Mcgreevy

      awww poor dermy well if yhu hadda stayed on at :P :P :L :L :L im well syked lyk its gna be messy, dnt mean ta rub it in :L :L :L :L xxx

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    • Neomi Kershaw Mcgreevy

      awwww dermy :( yhu shud have asked marcella she wanted to go :) xxx

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    • Neomi Kershaw Mcgreevy

      yup yup got ma dress the dai :O :L r yhu going dude? xxx

      1/28/10
    • Neomi Kershaw Mcgreevy

      thats pretty crappy i cuded deal wif that & nt goin owt at all no tanks :B :B :DD & sure im in dpk tech now cuded w8 till i got out of st mals cuded stand it. xxx

      1/27/10
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      Cara Flynn.

      Hey. Emm no not reli, this friday hopefuli wil be, im headin to savages. U goin? xx

      1/26/10
    • Neomi Kershaw Mcgreevy

      What r yhu doin with ur lyf then? :L :L :L :L yea ur profile pic shows ur well of the drink :P xxx

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    • Neomi Kershaw Mcgreevy

      loser :DD & im guessin yhu lost a very big bet :P xxx

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    • Neomi Kershaw Mcgreevy

      awk gd stuff :) ur workin 2 hard yhu needa nyt out make sure to book the 10th of april off my 18th ok? :L :L :L :L :L xxx

      1/24/10
    • Therese Rice
      Therese Rice

      hey stinky wat is the crc? :))

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    • Neomi Kershaw Mcgreevy

      well im gd gd :)) wbu? :P xxx

      1/23/10
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      Paddy TooHotty

      oi 6-11 ...herd its busy like lol

      1/22/10
    • Paddy TooHotty
      Paddy TooHotty

      feck all wbu? .....day off work hank fuck ..!

      1/22/10