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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.

A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of
strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man
replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug
habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps
out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then
wanders off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being Mugged

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was the first man on the moon, the other's a child molestor.

Doctor, I've broken my leg.
I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they are all
trapped in a jail cell.
Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the Nazis.

Did you hear about the Irishman found under a shop?
He was killed and buried there. It was gang-related.

What's the difference between a rottwieller and a poodle?
There are many differences. They are two totally different breeds of dog.

What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey?
A mule.

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane.
However, it is a short flight and they do not talk to each other
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BUSH!!! So funny! Ask niamh, i nearly wet myself every single time i read these....
"War is a dangerous place."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

"I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."

"I was in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."

"I know it is hard for you to put food on your family."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I did'nt live in this century."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not happen."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"Public speaking is very easy."

"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining with us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practising? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A west Texas girl, just
like me."

"I'm honoured to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."

"We've had a great weekend in the Land of the Enchanted."

"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons."

"I'm a follower of American politics."

"I'm the master of low expectations."

"See one of the intersting things in the Oval Ofiice--I love to bring people into th Oval Office--right around the corner here--and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person."

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"It is'nt pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water."

"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."

"Quiet frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"I think anybody who does'nt think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underrestimating"