Dear Brenden B.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but im in luv wit ur cat, last year wen u peed ur pants as u were eating kraft dinnr, i saw u sit on ur my little pony collection and I'm sure you're cowerdly enough to understand that u need a sex change. I'm returning your old hannah montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your photo wit a moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that i always wanted 2 break ur legs and u shud get that rash checked out

go milk a cow,

xxxxxxx
chloe xx
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Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6)enough to understand (7). I'm returning ( 8 ) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
xxx


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
Other - Under a street lamp

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your my little pony collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8 ) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underw

u mite hav noticed a pic albm calld 'veggie stuff'. i made that cuz i like sum of the things that the pics hav. oviussly i am vegetarian but i didnt want ppl to feel like i was pressing my belifs on them. thats y its in a seprate foldr, markd clearly for ppl who dont wanna see dat stuff.


XOXO


-Chloe a Deux

i h8 it wen ppl bash stuff othr ppl like. u dont like da music i like, dont listen!!!! dont like da moovies i like, dont wach!!!!! if all u hav 2 all day is bash stuff othr ppl like u need a life!!!!!