i heard it was only fags that got tonsilitis?

YOu comin up for Leannes bday next weekend?

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Wed 20th May - Pavillion - Belfast - £5 - doors open 9.30
Full band playin original music,

Acoustic Sets:
Sat 30th May- Corner Bar - Limavady -free -11.00- 1.30am

Sat 6th June- Corner Bar - Limavady -free -11.00- 1.30am
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whats up onion head,

Here, was that you out riotin wit the Pols the other day!!

You too die hard norn iron for my likin!!

Seriously tho, somethin wrong with your fon or wat?

well then lad, wat is the story wit you this weekend?

Im in two minds as to go to Derry on the friday or if your landin up on friday then i can stay and head down on the saturday b4 the rugby!

I was on about those Thundercat Outtakes...do you not remember them from many moons ago??!!

so what do ye reckon about this party in mine for Blue's leaving do??

You gonna make it and be wrapped up safe n sound in bed for 1.30?

Watch you dont get your foot caught in that blasted soomoflange, soomoflange?? What the fuk is a soomoflange??

haha jonney def wouldve had it with garlic butter cos it wouldve toned down the taste of the mould and ciaran wouldve stopped looked it at it then looked at u while suckin in breath through gritted teeth and then said somethin to the effect of jc come on now that is hardly an appropriate thing to bring inside a restaurant get it out now! only nowhere near as coherently as that

thats quality i can just picture that poor wee receptionist goin insane as everytime she went 2 answer the fone it rang off u really need 2 explain that whole pigeon in a bag thing?? how did us not have a photocopier in an office, like how did us actually get any work done....

did u towel whip ppl at the paper?? that would actually be hilarious u were clearly goin 4 stunts that were 2 hands on touchy feely! u shouldve went 4 the old squirt cream all over them 1st or as ur in an office the recyclin bin then u could do stuff like swappin the sugar and salt so that ppl get salty tea and sugary chips and supergluin their mouse to the desk and then gradually work ur way up 2 sellotapin them 2 their chair after theyve just opened the email attachment of ur ass that u photocopied earlier!! clearly u should just have consulted me long ago
were u in a union cos they really helped me when speranza screwed me over and they pay 4 ur lawyer so its all good!!

could they just not handle the jc what do u think ur chances r? is anythin likely 2 come of it?? jeremy kyle is a hero among men who else can say things like "father? you can't even spell father!" to a confessed illiterate and get away with it!! pure quality
how much do us need to get the festival organised who all funded it last year? would the council not give us money 4 it cos its bringin trade in2 the area...

ok then! you out this weekend?

Hey there,
hows the world abusing you?

Are you still alive?

r u serious how come r they closin?? have u tried 4 anywhere in belfast either cos there mite be somethin there and special schools and hospitals r always lookin 4 staff and they badly need male staff so somethin like that mite tide u over til the summer..
xmas was grand same old same old really but nothin strange or startling at the mo what bout urself did u get up 2much??

well whats the craic with ya still lookin 2 head 2 canada or have u jacked that idea in

id say youre sick today?!