John J. Burns

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John J. Burns
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  • männlich, 22, Herzchen 207
  • von Glasgow
  • Profilaufrufe: 8.206
  • Mitglied seit: May 2006
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 13 Wochen her
  • www.bebo.com/LongerJohn

Über mich

Motto
You'll Never Get To Heaven If Your Scared Of Gettin High!
Ich über mich
Currently living in my own filth in Shenzehn, China. (Fastest growing city in China and thrid most polluted)
Music
Kylie, Shakira, Slayer, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Wagner, JesusChrist SuperStar, GoldFrapp, Ladytron, Mish Mash, Bonde Do Role, ATR, MSTRKRFT, The Benassi!, SMD, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Daft Punk, Chemical Brothers, Betty Boo, Pendulum and other stuff that range from Electro to House to Metal and of course Camp! Recently Blood Red Shoes thanks to Adam
Films
3OO, Excalibur, Krull, Alien Trilogy (not Resurrection), Starship Troopers, JesusChrist Superstar, Lord of the Rings ext eds, Sparticus, Withnail & I, Batman (60's version), Sliding Doors, Ghostbusters, Children of Men (Mon the Owen!) and of course Debbie does Dallas, more recently In-Diana Jones!
Sports
Celtic all the way
Scared Of
Society in General
Happiest When
Being intoxicated and surrounded by women, or men that look like women.
Favourite Person
Your Maw!
Least Favourite Person
Your Da! (Unless he looks like a woman)

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schließen Video-Box

    help

    Unlock Me MV (Official) - 方皓玟

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    schließen Quizzel

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    • Actual Notes from a Dirrty Fifi B lecture on Steel Connections

      Turn Yer Nut
      High Shank Tension
      Hardened Steel Washers
      Butt Welds are Tight
      Circular Hollow Section
      Stiffners attached to the Flanges
      Single V Butt
      Deep Penetration Fillet Weld
      Adjoining Butts
      Cracking in the Weld
      Lamelor Tearing
      Essential Fabricator
      Visual Inspection
      Penetrate the Weld
      Underhand Welding
      FLANGE
      Rimboard
      The Cleat
      Flexible End
      Width, Depth, Weight
      Flange Widths are 32mm
      Ensuring that the beam tension between flanges does not bear against the support
      Weld Capacity
      Two flanges would hit each other
      Beam Ends
      Both the width and depth of a notch should therefore be kept to a minimum
      Slipage in the Connection
      Should be of Sufficient Size, Stiffness and Strength
      Facilitate the Connection
      Bending in the Beam
      Developing the Strength and/or Stiffness
      Its a Really Thick Flange

      1 Kommentar 786 Tage

    • What my name says about me

      J- Everyone loves you.
      O- You are one of the best in bed.
      H- You have a very good personality and looks.
      N- You are absolutely beautiful.

      B- You like people.
      U- You really like to chill.
      R- Flipping sexy.
      N- You are absolutely beautiful.
      S- Easy to fall in love with.

      That's right, I am a so easy to love and I love to love!


      A- You like to drink.
      B- You like people.
      C- You're wild and crazy.
      D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
      E- Damn good kisser.
      F- People adore you.
      G- You never let people tell you what to do.
      H- You have a very good personality and looks.
      I- You have a fine ass
      J- Everyone loves you.
      K- You are really silly.
      L- You live to have fun
      M- Success comes easily to you.
      N- You are absolutely beautiful.
      O- You are one of the best in bed.
      P- You are popular with all types of people.
      Q- You hate hypocrites.
      R- Flipping sexy.
      S- Easy to fall in love with.
      T- You're loyal to those you love.
      U- You really like to chill.
      V- You are not judgmental.
      W- You are very broad minded.
      X- You never let people tell you what to do.
      Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
      Z- Always ready.

      3 Kommentare 972 Tage

    schließen How Long Can You Last In Bed?

    How Long Can You Last In Bed?

    Between 30 and 45 minutes

    Not too short but not too long. You keep it fun but limited. You keep your partner guessing and don't give away all your techniques in one night. It gives them something to look forward to other days, but yet you still have time for the foreplay and some experimenting.
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    schließen Which Celeb Are You? (GIRLS ONLY)

    Which Celeb Are You? (GIRLS ONLY)

    My result is: Mischa Barton!

    Your a self confessed geek and sophisticated teen queen! You know how to have a good time, but you know when to stop, you set a good example to you friends and siblings. Wow, you have the perfect balance of fun and sensiblity, good for you! You can learn from past experiences and mistakes so that you don't make them again and can teach others. You have your feet firmly on the ground and don't take things to heart or go to your head! You rock girl!!!
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    how random are you?
    What is your usual mood????
    Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
    Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
    What Type Of Guy Are You
    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
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    schließen What's Your Style?

    What's Your Style?

    My result is: You're casual!

    You go with the flow and hate freaking out or jittering over simple things. Your clothes, like your handwriting and attitude reflect contentness and fun. You love getting out and living the sweet life and nobody can stop you from smiling.
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    what will your baby girl look like
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    What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
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    schließen Quizzaz

    Which Pussycat Doll Are You?


    Nicole

    You are free-spirited have an exoctic body,charisma,and undeniable talent. Performing is your life you feel as if you and are ment to entertain.
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    Which annoying East Kilbride stereotype are you?

    Geek

    Well done, your not a dick, but you are a complete retard
    your a geek, a real uncool jackass, your on live or ps3 or pc most of the time and major in saying pwnage, you think that copying ned language is funny, or that your funny by quoting red vs blue or arby and the cheif,
    you will never get a girlfriend unless they are desperate or you get the sympethy vote, well done
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    schließen What girl should you have sex with?

    schließen what weapon do you resemble.....?

    schließen My Chinese Zodiac

    My Chinese Zodiac
    Rabbit: 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011

    Characteristics: Rabbit people are talented, ambitious, honest and humble; They are very romantic and tender but sometimes sentimental; Usually, Rabbit people are meticulosity, cautious and conscientious for their jobs and they never break a contract; They are fond of gossip but are tactful and generally kind; Rabbit people are affectionate, obliging, always pleasant and seldom lose their temper.

    Best Career: lawyer, farmer and diplomat

    Marriage: most compatible with Sheep, Pig and Dog people, but not compatible with Rooster people.

    Check your friends' Chinese Zodiac, setup Chinese Zodiac to your profile!

    schließen What Glasgow Character are you?

    What Glasgow Character are you? (((UPDATED)))

    Tagger

    Like the undercast to the "Graffiti Artist" you prowl the streets with a paint pen in hand and a realitivly meaningless name to write on walls.
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    schließen The Best Profile Survey


    Name :   John Joseph Burns
    Birthdate :   30/07/1987
    Birthplace:   Rotherham
    Current Location:   Glasgow
    Eye Color:   Baby Blue
    Hair Color:   Gypsy Brown
    Height:   One and three quater Thai men
    Weight:   N/A (Too skinny)
    Piercings:   If your lucky you may find out...
    Tatoos:   N/A (Scarred of needles!!!!!)
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   N/A (Wanna be?)
    Vehicle:   N/A (Saving for a DeLorean)
    Overused Phrase:   Yer Maw
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Curry (any kind)
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Al Manzaar's / Panchos
    Candy:   Smarties
    Number:   5
    Color:   Purple
    Animal:   Hegdehog
    Drink:   Jack
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   Eyes
    Perfume:   Toilet Water
    TV Show:   Lexx
    Music Album:   Light Years
    Movie:   Robocop
    Actor/Actress:   Salma Hayek
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Ronald!
    Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Chocolate Again
    Kiss or Hug:   Kiss
    Dog or Cat:   Cat
    Rap or Punk:   Punk
    Summer or Winter:   Winter
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Scary
    Love or Money:   Love
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   8pm Sharp
    Most Missed Memory:   First Kiss
    Best phyiscal feature:   Eyes
    First Thought Waking Up:   Toilet
    Ambition:   Meet Shakira
    Best Friends:   Bed, Bath, Bottles
    Weakness:   Mistrusting
    Fears:   Needles
    Longest relationship:   Year
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   Emmmmmm....
    Ever been beaten up:   To different degrees
    Ever beaten someone up:   To different degrees
    Ever Shoplifted:   Na
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   Na
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Ja
    Been Dumped Lately:   Na
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   Green
    Favorite Hair Color:   Black
    Short or Long:   Long
    Height:   Short, very
    Style:   Slightly punky
    Looks or Personality:   Personality
    Hot or Cute   Cute
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   Really Skinny, wii a wee bit of shape
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   Chile
    How do you want to Die:   Car Crash
    Been to the Mall Lately:   Need Moneys
    Get along with your Parents:   Mostly
    Health Freak:   Na
    Do you think your Attractive:   Na
    Believe in Yourself:   Na
    Want to go to College:   Na
    Do you Smoke:   Used to
    Do you Drink:   Of course (am Scottish)
    Shower Daily:   What's Daily?
    Been in Love:   Thought I was
    Do you Sing:   Try to
    Want to get Married:   Ja
    Do you want Children:   As many as I can
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Its already lost, misplaced it somewhere.
    Hate anyone:   Communists!
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    schließen What kind of Lingerie are you?

    schließen What Semi-Obscure Simpsons Character Are You?

    What Semi-Obscure Simpsons Character Are You?

    My result is: Kang... or is it Kodos?

    You and your brother (wife?) are so similar, no one can figure out if they're talking about you or the other one.

    In any case, you're both bent on world domination... or are you just trying to cook them a nice meal? Like everything else about you guys, it's a complete mystery.
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    Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
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    what sports car suits you
    Which shoe are you?
    what wwe superstar are you?
    DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND 0.
    Which girl from yr8 would sute u best as a friend/girlfirend?
    With book from the twilight series do you like best?
    What Xbox Charecter are you
    What Anime Would You Star In?
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    schließen What kind of drunk are you?

    What kind of drunk are you?

    My result is: Sloppily Shmammered

    When you drink, it’s pretty much inevitable that you’ll be a shit show. Once you start, you can’t stop, and your dignity slowly goes out the door. Not that you care; you’re just busy having a good time! You’re the one who spills your drink on someone’s lap, capsizes the beer tower, passes out on some random person’s rug, and wakes up in the morning with a splitting headache. But somehow you always make it out alive, and you’re all the stronger for it.
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    what will your baby girl look like
    how interesting are you?
    What colour best suits your personality?
    What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
    Are you an Angel or Devil?
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    schließen What Sexual Fantasy Are You?

    What Sexual Fantasy Are You?

    My result is: Sexy schoolgirl

    Sometimes being bad is oh so good! It may seem like you’re paying attention, but your mind’s really on something else. While the other girls are studying for the final, you’re showing teacher what you know about sex education. And we both know you’re going to pass.
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    What colour best suits your personality?
    What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
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    schließen What military position are you?

    What military position are you?

    My result is: Team Leader

    Your primary responsibility is leadership in combat, requiring competence, character and skill. Squad Leaders take charge by synchronizing the efforts of their fire teams. Armed with the M16A2 rifle or M4/M4A1 carbine, the Squad/Team Leader accepts overall responsibility for the success or failure of accomplishing the mission.
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    What colour best suits your personality?
    What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
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    schließen Where Ive Been

     

    schließen What Beer Are You?

    schließen Are You Sexy, Flirty, Or A Slut?

    schließen IQ Test

    Johns IQ Test score is:
    124 - Find out more

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    • The Sunday Club
      The Sunday Club

      Sunday nights at Victoria's
      Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept

      with..DJ Vance
      back in legendary Sunday night residency.

      Drinks from 1.50
      FREE CD for everyone
      guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV

      It's gonna be huge! x

      Kommentar gesendet von Commentor
      13 Wochen her
    • Fraser M
      luv Fraser M

      I looked sexy.
      Shaved now but :(
      I will be in London from Tuesday to Friday, how long you in Glasgow for

      14 Wochen her
    • Blue Euphoria
      Blue Euphoria

      We Need you John J. Burns !

      Check out our sexy clubwear, lingerie, fancy dress, Everything ;)

      Keep in touch for all the latest outfits and special offers and discounts! :)

      Our website has loads more, so check that out too

      Blue Euphoria x

      18 Wochen her
    • Shagtag Tuesdays
      Shagtag Tuesdays

      COME IN YOUR PANTS !!

      YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
      *** Tuesday 2nd June - Play Nightclub ***

      ,=============,
      .\.---,.......|.|......,---./
      ...\.....\..././.\.\../...../
      .....\.....|.|.....|.|...../
      .......'-------------'

      Yes! theres a party in SHAGTAG's pants & you're all invited. Y-fronts, knickers, speedos, boxers, or granny pants.. anything goes! Girls & boys. Prizes for the best on show. Please RSVP to your invitation with some love (or disgust) xxx


      Shagtag Tuesdays at Play Nightclub
      7 Renfield St - Drinks at 1 quid !!

      bebocomments at live.co.uk
      Q41048489

      27 Wochen her
    • Ashley
      Ashley

      heeeey john :P

      hows yooo mad man

      made it 2 phase 2 in the uber girl modilin comp

      txt uber420 to 63333 to keep me in!!

      xxx

      28 Wochen her
    • Herman The Tosser
      Herman The Tosser

      alright Pervatron!
      whats the shakes down in Chinatown?
      Ciao mein!

      29 Wochen her
    • Ruth Arlenne
      luv Ruth Arlenne

      John I miss you :(

      Hows things? x

      31 Wochen her
    • Adam
      Adam

      Helllo :D
      hows my german neighbour?
      Hows things?
      xx

      33 Wochen her
    • Scott McFarlane
      luv Scott McFarlane

      How is one?...

      33 Wochen her
    • Ruth Arlenne
      Ruth Arlenne

      John tell me about Germany.
      I think I may want to go.

      Tutors said its best. A reliable tutor that is.

      And yes, Kieran - The man with the huge belt buckle is my tutor. I'll ask him about pure space, but I doubt he'll tell me....I dont think he likes me very much. Im too cheeky.

      38 Wochen her
    • Shagtag Tuesdays
      Shagtag Tuesdays

      SHAGTAG TUESDAYS
      @ PLAY NIGHTCLUB

      Glasgow's most notorious clubnight !!

      PARTY GAMES, PRIZES
      THE FAMOUS SHAGTAG BOARD
      + DRINKS AT A QUID !!

      31st March: UV KISS & TELL PARTY
      Free UV lipstick for every girl. leave your mark... anywhere!

      7th April: WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION
      Winner gets free entry to Play for a year! + 100 quid cash

      Get yourself down this Tuesday xxx

      ...................
      bebocomments@live.co.uk
      O52832458

      38 Wochen her
    • Ruth Arlenne
      luv Ruth Arlenne

      John :) Hows it going over there? When you home? Its probably ages away ay?
      Im designing a weather center in st Andrews. madness.
      U know tutors called Kieran and Lauren?
      U doing anything interesting over there?

      x

      40 Wochen her
    • Super Duper Ross

      regarding your mandarin teacher.....

      WHATS HIS NAME LOLZ

      40 Wochen her
    • Lynsey Barclay
      luv Lynsey Barclay

      I'm Batman.
      I carry things on my belt.

      40 Wochen her
    • Chris Lochrin
      Chris Lochrin

      HEY I JUST FOUND THIS COOL NEW SITE WHERE YOU CAN CHAT OR CAM WITH HOTTIES IN YOUR AREA FOR FREE! VISIT MATCHPPL.COM TO CHECK IT OUT! mat

      42 Wochen her via Handy
    • Martin B
      Martin B

      awrite boyo how you doin?

      china still fucked up?

      have a gd chinese new year?

      43 Wochen her
    • MeganBx
      MeganBx

      john? How r u? Are u still in china? X x

      43 Wochen her via Handy
    • Scott McFarlane
      luv Scott McFarlane

      Oh aye mate.... Missed it like a hole in the head thats been drilled by a massive gimp whilst being beasted by a rhino!

      This is the first time I've been on bebo in months. Obviously you feel honoured I replied. How's things in wales?

      xxxx

      44 Wochen her
    • Paul Hannigan
      Paul Hannigan

      Where's JJB when you need him?! :(

      Btw... Do you have a contact number at all? Then I can phone the land of slant and organise things a bit better other than relying on Bebo.

      44 Wochen her