1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. when she gives

What if...

1. I died:

2.i kissed u

3. I lived next door to you:

4. You found out I was married:

5. I stole something:

6. I was hospitalized:

7. I refused to leave my home:

8. I got into a fight while you were there:



::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

9. Personality:

10. Eyes:

11. Friends:

12. Family:



::WOULD YOU::

13. Help me hide a body?

14. Keep a secret if I told you one?

15. Hold my hand?

16. Take a bullet for me?

18. Try to solve my problems?

19. Love me?

20. Date me?

21.kiss me


::HAVE YOU EVER::

21. Lied to make me feel better?

22. Wanted to kiss me?

23. Wanted to kill me?

24. Broke my heart?

25. Kept something important from me?

26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

1. Full Name: Martin Corrigan
2. Nicknames: OMG got a few dozer, sally, big show, panda, buddha, millions
3. Birthday: 14th november
4. Place of Birth: tyrone
5. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: grrrR? im in uni lol
8. School: jordanstown
9. Occupation: barman
10. Residence: belfast
11. MSN messager Name: martydozer
12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: blue
16. Height: 6ft5
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses? had some when i was yunger
19. Piercings: none ...yet
20. Tattoos: none ...yet
21. Righty or Lefty: right handed

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friends: Philip McNally and Grace Girvan
23. First Award:at the feis lol got acertificate
24. First Sport You Joined: gaelic ootball
25. First pet: goldfish ...he died as did many others...suspcious?
26. First Real Vacation: ibiza with my family
27. First Concert: the darkness 06'
28. First Love: only had one not disclosing it she knows and i know and thats it

___ Favorites___
29. Movie:any army film or WW2 film
30. TV programme:band of brothers and scrubs
31. Color: blue and black
32. Rapper: ha ha ha ha ha
33. Band: metallica and system of a down
34. Song Right Now: ummm think it wud have to be danzig mother
35. Friend: philli !
36. Sweet: i aint fussy about food lol but i gues skittles
37. Sport to Play: judo and american football
38. Restuarant: viscounts
39. Favorite brand: didn't know i was meant to have one lol ok.... primark?
40. Store: spar
41. School Subject: technology
42. Animal:dont know PANDAS !!!!!!
43. Book: angels and demons - dan brown
44. Magazine: max power
45. Shoes: ???

___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: yes
49. Eating: bread and butter hi!
50. Drinking: milk
51. Typing: jfdvbgndfvgndfvbndgbnsdgfbsdfkhbd
52. Online?: yus
53. Listening To: spooks on the t.v
54. Thinking About: my crush lol
55. Wanting To: have loadsa money !
56. Watching: spooks
57. Wearing: relaxing clothes lol

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: yup
59. Want to be Married?: kinda
60. Careers in Mind: cinstruction
61. Where do you want to live: ireland
62. Car: 2 lol

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: shouldn't be about looks but brown or blonde i guess
64. Hair length: long
65. Eye color : ?? doesn't matter
66. Measurments: ??? ummm
67. Cute or Sexy: both lol
68. Lips or Eyes: both most definetly
69. Hugs or Kisses: a big hug in a mug
70. Short or Tall: happy medium
71. Easygoing or serious: both i guess
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: i dont know something to hold onto
74. Sensitive or Loud: ...
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: gotta have both

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: HA most definetly
80. Smoked: nope
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: too many
83. Got an X-ray: too many!!!
84. Been with someone: ya
85. Broken Someones Heart: yes regretably
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes my uncle michael R.I.P
88. Cried At School: yes

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: yes
92. Ghosts: on the borderline on that one
93. Aliens: not at all
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: yes
96. Hell: yes
97. Angels: yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: depends
99. Horoscopes: no

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? nah