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Fiona Doak

Fiona Doak
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    • The Rules of Shotgun

      Section I - General Rules
      1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
      2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc..
      3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or he will defer his judgment to the driver.)
      4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
      5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
      6) Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat.
      7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
      8) The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.

      4 Comments 314 weeks

    • Dear Alcohol

      Dear Alcohol,
      > >
      > >First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge
      > >fan of yours. My
      > >friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The
      > >perfect post-work
      > >cocktail, a beer at the pub, and you're even around in
      > >
      > >the holiday's
      > >hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're
      > >stuck in the midst of
      > >endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been
      > >wondering about
      > >your intentions.
      > >
      > >While I want to believe that you may have my best
      > >interests at heart, I
      > >feel
      > >that your influence has led to some unwise
      > >consequences.
      > >
      > >1. Phone calls:
      > >While I agree
      > >with you that communication is
      > >important, I question the
      > >suggestion that any conversation of substance or
      > >necessity takes place
      > >after 2AM. Why would you make me a call those
      > >ex-boyfriends/
      > >girlfriends when I know for a fact that they do not
      > >want to hear from me
      > >during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
      > >
      > >2. Eating:
      > >Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you
      > >suggest that I eat a
      > >kebab with chilli sauce, along with stale chips
      > >(washed down with WINE &
      > >topped off with a Kit Kat after a few Doritos & chilli
      > >dip)? I'm an
      > >eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this
      > >time.
      > >
      > >3. Clumsiness:
      > >Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to
      > >do more yoga to
      > >improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue
      > >home by causing me
      > >to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the
      > >black & blue marks
      > >that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are
      > >beyond me.
      > >Similarly, it should never take me more than 45
      > >seconds to get the front
      > >door key into the lock.
      > >
      > >4. Furthermore:
      > >The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
      > >ridiculous. I know a
      > >little penance for our previous evening's debauchery
      > >may be in order,
      > >but the 4PM hangover immobility is completely
      > >unacceptable. My entire
      > >day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions
      > >are taken (water,
      > >vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to
      > >sleep/passing out
      > >face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn,
      > >the hangover
      > >should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily
      > >activities.
      > >
      > >Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years
      > >now & would like
      > >to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been
      > >the invoker of
      > >great
      > >stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the
      > >needed companion
      > >when I just don't know what to do with the extra money
      > >
      > >in my pockets.
      > >In
      > >order to continue this friendship, I ask tht you
      > >carefully review my
      > >grievances above & address them immediately. I will
      > >look for an answer
      > >no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your
      > >possible solutions &
      > >hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
      > >
      > >Thank you,
      > >Your Biggest Fan
      > >
      > >P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
      > >1. Innovative
      > >2. Preliminary
      > >3. Proliferation
      > >4. Cinnamon
      > >THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
      > >1. Specificity
      > >2. British Constitution
      > >3. Passive - agressive disorder
      > >THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN
      > >DRUNK:
      > >1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
      > >2. Nope, no more beer for me.
      > >3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
      > >4. Good evening officer. Isn't it lovely out
      > > tonight?
      > >5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

      1 Comment 321 weeks

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    • Meganio Allisonio
      Meganio Allisonio

      I snagged $474 in two days doing almost nothing! I got it from - http://x.co/KTE8 Keep this a secret!

      11/21/10
    • Graham Mcleish
      luv Graham Mcleish

      Hey fiona long time no speak how are you keeping hope your good x

      3/8/10 via Mobile
    • Leigh-Anne Gray
      luv Leigh-Anne Gray

      hey u! thought ad leave a comment hows things never rly got a chance 2chat yday x x

      1/10/10 via Mobile
    • LoveShack
      LoveShack

      Hey Fiona Doak, Just to let you know, this Thursday at Downtown Nightclub its... !! September Weekend !! LOVESHACK with Clyde1 Suzie McGuire Open till 3am, £4 Entry, Fun and Games! So come on down to the LoveShack! (Guest list available for limited time only)

      9/21/09
    • Bawjaws
      luv Bawjaws

      home tymee soooooooooooooooooooooon :D :D :D :D n that means party time very sooooooooooooooooooon :D :D :D :D :D :D cannae wait for yee tae get bak!! xxxxxxxxxx

      9/9/09
    • Lisa D

      hey chick how u. i hear ur startin back soon..yeh but most of the faces prob wont b there any more wen u get back....... lisa l left on sat, debbie leaves on sat and baby lisa leaves on sun.......and hopefully i'll hav a new job within the next couple of weeks aswell........woo hoo man i cant believe ur comin back within weeks ....feels like u been away so much longer than u hav missed u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      9/7/09
    • Lisa McKenna

      Got a job in the charlie, start tomoro night xxxx

      9/7/09 via Mobile
    • luv Lisa McKenna

      Sundays my last shift! Lisa lyall left on saturday there! thats gd! When do u fly back? yeah course i will! Nobody does nights out lyk the tyt! Lol!! xxx

      9/7/09 via Mobile
    • Lisa McKenna

      Hey mrs! Im leaving the torrance so i wont be there when u get back! :( But i'll have to pop in and see u at some point!! xxx

      9/7/09
    • LoveShack
      LoveShack

      Dont forget ..... this Thursday LOVESHACK .. comes to Downtown East Kilbride for its fortnightly Event. THURSDAY 27TH AUGUST £3 ENTRY DRINKS FROM £1 PLUS RESIDENT DJ CLYDE 1'S SUZIE MCGUIRE WITH SCOTT MC AND COLIN Playing all the latest Hits from charts just now to the B52's LOVESHACK GOING TO BE A SMASHING NIGHT "allways up for a laugh Ek Punters" - Suzie Mcguire Hope to see you there Fiona Doak LOVESHACK TEAM. :)

      8/24/09
    • Bawjaws
      Bawjaws

      yeah anoee lol but the people aht dun it must ehh thot it was tha rytt fing too doo :\ n tbh most of the things in the book werent about sarah they wer about sumwun elsee :L :L n it had to be sed ... a neva seen tha book but a got told most of the stuff that was in it part from the stuff about sarah a just found that out lol the stuff about julieanne lol a didnt noo about that lol... but awk its kinda over and dun with now :D we had the fun day on sunday ... it was soooo goood such a goood we laugh :D :D !!! sarah smiled all day .. was really goooood :D ! well you dont have long too goo now mrss !! its gonnae b sooo hard for ye to come bak to this freezing weather and leave all your new friendss :O ... but tuuff cos we need you bak! we all miss you sooo much l0ol thats all everyone keeps saying in the work ... ( a wonder what fiona D would think of this lol ..) crazy!! well you get yer self home safley mrss :D !!!! xxxxxxxxx

      8/17/09
    • Bawjaws
      luv Bawjaws

      heeeey awww its okaaaaay! things hear are not soooo guuuuud :O :( ... we had another meetingg but it was with elin :\... ( not goood eh ) lol well yeah :Z it didnt goo down too well :Z ...! your gonnae b sooo shocked wen u cum bak everything and everywun has changedd :O :O !! crazy :Z :L ..! n yeah anoe it was always gonnae end like this with tha book but its been totaly blew out of praportion :O .. its proper crazy!!..n the big 18 is in exactly 15 dayss.... am sooo excitedd :D !!cant believe your gonnae miss it mrss :Z ... oooh well we shall party wen u get bak ;) :D :D :!! n yeah anoee lol am defoss gonnae sit in for a wee drink after ma shiftss wen a turn 18 :D :D hows things with you ...?? you home sik yet :O ?? well hope your still havingg fun :D xxxxxx

      8/11/09
    • Graham Mcleish
      luv Graham Mcleish

      hi fiona glad your enjoyin your stay we all miss you and cant wait to see you when you get back hope you are well xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      8/6/09
    • Doakster

      Alright wee cuz? how's it going out in the us of a? Hope you're enjoying yourself!! Thanks for the birthday message, had a great time and there were some drunken antics as you can imagine!! Many thanks for the present too, if you know what it is ;-) Take care G x

      8/4/09
    • Steven McInally
      luv Steven McInally

      ;D, i had an awsome party :) , took every1's offer of a free drink which left me a little dazed, but i guess its the one night i could get away with it :) , in fairness ur excuse was pretty acceptable for not bein their so no worries haha :) , yep me still be in Morrisons, but they pay me so slavery isnt the issue, just the dam boring work i hav to endure, i mean i hardly eva get to work with Declan/ wolverine/ terminator any more and we wer a double team act ;(, makes me sad inside :P Hav some love from sunny Scotland Matey :) p.s My dog had pups again :D

      8/4/09
    • luv Lisa McKenna

      Im so jealous man! :( :L U have to come home, we all miss you! lol! Yeahh things are good, got an exam on a freekin saturday morning at 9...im not amused at all! :L Things are good :) . Course he is haha! Met any guys awayyy over there?! It is indeed! Im not a happy bunny yoor missing it! :| Dont get too drunk? I probs wont remember it lol!! Have some lovage xxxx

      8/1/09
    • Little Angel
      luv Little Angel

      hey chick x were missin u lyk mad aswell no gossip if there is a dnt no about it .......lol hws things over there wen u bk hme x x x x x x

      8/1/09
    • luv Your Love Is Ma Drug

      aww kl stuff glad ur havin fun. Things r good jst wrk wrk wrk. Holiday was fab although nt as gd as chicago dnt fink lol yeh dam right irn bru in spain sux lol. Willz is gd infact hes stopped playn puggy as much fank god. College starts bk in august cnt w8 :) u goin bk to uni? U met lots of nice ppl thn? Well wb wen u gt a wee chance xxx

      8/1/09 via Mobile
    • luv Lorna

      Hey Fi. Craig said to me about u having ur bday party here. i spoke to sarah and she will get free hall hire and a cost price buffet. If ur still interested. Its written down so she cant go back on it, lols. Hope ur having a good time. xx

      7/28/09
    • Your Love Is Ma Drug

      hey hey stranger stil avin a good tym? Xx

      7/28/09 via Mobile