Go to every party

Join every society during Freshers week and probably never g et envolved in any of them

Do the mystery tour

Abseil down the quinn building

Make it your mission to annoy libo-cop

Lead a protest, about protesting

Have a breakfast bap from the restaurant, everyday

Jump in the lake

Start your own religion

Get fed up of jumping in the lake and jump in the pond behind the vet block

Break into the observatory at night time and get stoned

Fail an exam

Cheat in an exam

Offer dram soc. Members a bath

Wonder how the hell half of the students in UCD got into college in the first place

Develop a toilet wall alter ego

Act like you’re in transition year… the whole time

Go to Club 92

Live to regret going to club 92

Sleep with a DJ

Sleep with an Auditor

Ménage a trios

Make a 9 o’clock lecture. One should do it.

Join a dance class

Moon a lecturer and run out the fire escape

Score a lecturer

Go drinking in the tunnels

Get arrested

Get Evicted

Scale the wall of the library

Get lost on campus during your first week

Discover the art of spooning

Hide in the bushes outside the engineering building, and wait for an intellectual to walk by….

Laugh at the girls with orange skin walking around campus

Laugh at the boys who consider themselves “male models”

Have a gay/straight experience, the opposite to whatever you are

Sprint the concourse, in your knickers

Have a golden week, or even a golden day!

Fall asleep in a lecture

Get naked in a lecture

Repeat a year (or two…. or three)

Spend a day in the lifts of the arts block going up and down singing “sponge bob square pants”

Make friends on campus so you’ll always have somewhere to stay

Attempt to start a riot, for the laugh

Question your sexuality

Go for a POH (Pint of Heineken) in the KOD (Keily’s Of Donnybrook)

Pull a runner on a taxi driver

Eat in “The Gigs Place” after a night out

Drink Dutch Gold

Learn to like Dutch Gold

Get to the stage where you complain about the price of Dutch gold

Contemplate the legality of Magic Mushrooms

Eat Magic Mushrooms and remember one thing… “It will all be ok in 5 hours!”

Realise that you just cant get a good pint out of a plastic glass

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Learn to live off a budget of €10 a week

Start a food fight in the restaurant

Start a drunken sing-song on the 46A

Get in a drunken fight on the 46A

Get naked in a night club…

Get thrown out of that night club for doing so…

Get sick in a lecture

Get libo-cop’s autograph

Join a sports club

Entrust a life altering decision to a magic 8-Ball

Wonder if people from Leitrim actually exist

Learn to appreciate the unique effects of Buckfast Tonic Wine

Master the art of smuggling a bottle of vodka into a club

Loose the D4 image

Give head for grades

Discover what and where the blob is

Mount the blob

Pull your own pint in the student bar

Spend a full day playing pool in the trap

Rob food from the restaurant

Enter iron stomach competition

Live through three more renames of the arts café/ finnegans break/ hilpers

Party with the Erasmus kids.. They’re a crazy bunch

Befriend people from the country

Have a ceile on the roof of the ag. Building (access through the vents)

Get involved in a drinking game during freshers week and live to regret it

Sleep with someone during freshers week, then blank them for the rest of your college years

Come into college early enough to steal the Fresh Bread delivered to 911 mmmm good

go on a surf trip, then ask when the surfing actually happens